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You know...for kids!

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  • Paul says:

    I really wanted to read that but for some reas­on Safari renders it un-navigable, or headache-inducing any­way. I got as far as I Dismember Mama before I quit. Any chance of re-posting it as an old­fash­ioned list sometime?

  • Pete Segall says:

    Were shorts ineligible? Wallace & Gromit and the col­lec­ted Pixars seem mentionable.

  • Petey says:

    I really wanted to read that but for some reas­on Safari renders it un-navigable, or headache-inducing anyway.”
    Mine is even worse, I can­’t even get there to start in Safari. I get imme­di­ate redir­ec­ted to the fol­low­ing URL, in a repro­du­cible man­ner: http://www.msn.com/channel_sck.aspx

  • Petey says:

    I do hope you actu­ally stuck Hudsucker in there.

  • The Siren says:

    I know it isn’t your doing, much less your fault, Glenn, but MSN does make these lists atro­ciously dif­fi­cult to read and nav­ig­ate, even if you are will­ing (as I am) to click through all 50. I so much want to see what you lis­ted here, but I wish they would make it more of a pleasure–to go with your writing.

  • Paul says:

    Did I say Safari? I was using Firefox. So that’s two browsers that it does­n’t like…

  • lipranzer says:

    Maybe it’s hav­ing Disney films shoved down my throat at a young age – and not just the anim­ated films, which I do like for the most part, espe­cially BAMBI, but the live-action ones – but I’ve always had a bit of hes­it­ancy towards any­thing described as a “fam­ily” film. I know the makers of the film don’t always intend it this way, but too often, when some­thing gets advert­ised as some­thing “the whole fam­ily can see”, it means the film is one where women, minor­it­ies and (often, but not always) chil­dren know their place, and that is a turn-off.
    At any rate, though I join in the com­plaints on how dif­fi­cult it was to go through all 50 (I was using Google Chrome), I’m glad to see the list does avoid that trap for the most part – even if I must again say I’m one of the few people I know who find UP over­rated once you get past the won­drous open­ing sequence – and it was great to see CHICKEN RUN, HUGO, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, and LABYRINTH make the list (though I take excep­tion to the notion the music in LABYRINTH is “cheesy”, as I adore the soundtrack; I will admit to get­ting weird looks when people found out I knew the words of many of the songs by heart).
    A couple of things, though; (1) I do think in fact there was a super­i­or live-action ver­sion of PETER PAN, and that’s the 2003 ver­sion dir­ec­ted by P.J. Hogan, where the title char­ac­ter is played by a boy (and not an andro­gyn­ous girl/woman), and there’s even a hint of sexu­al ten­sion between him and Wendy. Plus, Jason Isaacs is a ter­rif­ic Captain Hook, and (2) two movies I think deserved to be on the list are FAIRY TALE: A TRUE STORY and FLY AWAY HOME, both movies I always recom­men­ded time and again at the video store when I worked at one. They’re a visu­al delight (par­tic­u­larly the lat­ter; no sur­prise, as it was dir­ec­ted by Carroll Ballard, and come to think of it, BLACK STALLION and DUMA should also have made the list), and both tell simple but won­der­ful stories.

  • Lex says:

    Also Rachel Hurd-Wood in that Peter Pan is SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIN’.

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  • Partisan says:

    Kind of a pity that my favor­ite Disney movies are FANTASIA and ALICE IN WONDERLAND. And appar­ently Chaplin, Keaton and Marx Brothers movies aren’t for chil­dren. For the same reas­on, M HULOT’S HOLIDAY does­n’t count I sup­pose, though the cinema in the small town I grew up did once have it as a Saturday mat­inée. I sup­pose TIME BANDITS or HOPE AND GLORY or MY LIFE AS A DOG was too dark or mature for many chil­dren. My own MIA: MATILDA, THE WHITE BALLOON, SPIRITED AWAY, MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO, the Cukor/Hepburn LITTLE WOMEN, PONYO, and most of all, the three main Beatles movies.

  • Joel Gordon says:

    Agreed on the ’03 PETER PAN, with its great Maxfield Parrish-inspired sets, and with Isaacs play­ing both Hook and Mr. Darling as two sides of the same author­ity fig­ure. It helps that I had actu­ally made it to 2003 without see­ing any oth­er ver­sion of the story, or even read­ing the book, so I was prob­ably the last human being on Earth to be sur­prised by the plot.
    Partisan: My Dad used to show me Marx Bros. movies when I was a kid, and I loved them. Of course, they were a nice PG-rated break from the com­ed­ies my Dad used to show me, such as TRADING PLACES, PORKY’S, and EASY MONEY. I also loved THE MUSIC MAN when I was little, but I’m not sure if it gen­er­ally appeals to kids.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Yeah, I ought to have apo­lo­gized for the wonky (to say the least) nav­ig­a­tion right off the bat. And yeah, while I don’t think my IMMEDIATE edit­ors would object to my even­tu­ally post­ing the list on my own here, I do believe the par­ent cor­por­a­tion might not be entirely thrilled. In any event, a list com­piled strictly for SCR pur­poses would be some­what dif­fer­ent; while I of course stand by all the picks and my accom­pa­ny­ing obser­va­tions of them, I’m composing/picking for an MSN read­er­ship, and doing it in col­lab­or­a­tion with staffers.
    In any event, you all have con­vinced me to give that ’03 “Pan” anoth­er look.

  • rotch says:

    While some rank­ing choices baffle me, rather than point­ing them out, I’d rather share some of my favor­ite omissions.
    – Nicolas Roeg’s The Witches
    – Burton’s mas­ter­piece Pee-wee’s Big Adventure
    – Joe Dante’s live-action-Looney-Tunes-cartoon that is Gremlins 2
    – 5000 Fingers of Dr. T
    – Time Bandits

  • Petey says:

    Yeah, I ought to have apo­lo­gized for the wonky (to say the least) nav­ig­a­tion right off the bat.”
    Since I don’t believe it was your call, I don’t believe you owe an apo­logy. But good god, it’s not just this one. It’s all of your non-review MSN stuff. Note to the MSN web design team: I under­stand that driv­ing advert­ising traffic is what pays the bills and keeps the wolf from the door, but still, with that fully under­stood, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
    (Also, why can­’t your edit­ors get your reviews lis­ted among the IMDB extern­al reviews? Lack of effort, require­ment for pay­ola, or simple Amazon/MSFT rivalry? No mat­ter whose fault, they ought to be there.)
    “I don’t think my IMMEDIATE edit­ors would object to my even­tu­ally post­ing the list on my own here, I do believe the par­ent cor­por­a­tion might not be entirely thrilled.”
    This fel­low would come to your home, take off his hat, and imme­di­ately pro­ceed do this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc

  • Richard says:

    Without in any way intend­ing to tut-tut, can I note that, tech­nic­al excel­lence aside, Dumbo is, alas, quite racist and really can­’t be shown to chil­dren without lots of discussion—it is prob­ably not the best thing to show to any audi­ence of chil­dren if what you want is fun and not a grim his­tory les­son (or a trau­mat­ic exper­i­ence for at least some of the kids). I wish it wer­en’t so, because Dumbo is often a beau­ti­ful film to look at and should be some­thing all kids could enjoy; but it’s not the film it wants to be, and nev­er was. I say this from bit­ter per­son­al experience.
    But I really wrote I to give a plug for what I feel is one of the best and most under­rated kids’ films of all time: Carroll Ballard’s The Black Stallion. Ballard has gone on to make vari­ous ver­sions of this same story over and over (troubled child heals via con­tact with anim­al), nev­er espe­cially well. But this, a 1979 Francis Ford Coppola pro­duc­tion, is a very good film—I mean it is extremely well made by any stand­ard. There’s a nearly 20 minute sequence near the begin­ning with no dia­logue that is extraordinary—imagine that in a kids’ film today!—and later there are superb per­form­ances by Mickey Rooney and Teri Garr. I was too old for it when it first came out, but showed it to my son and was extremely impressed—it’s over­looked, in part because it is almost too art­ful for its genre, but my unscientif­ic sur­vey of one small child sug­ges­ted that it nailed its tar­get audience.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Customarily the back-and-forthing of the pro­posed list turns up the “no,duh” omis­sion, and the error is remedied, but clearly in this case the sys­tem failed. “The Black Stallion” clearly should have been on the list. Bad mistake.

  • But can any ver­sion of Peter Pan top the one in Alan Moore’s LOST GIRLS?

  • Joel says:

    TFB: Something tells me I would regret a Google Image search on that ref­er­ence, so… yes, noth­ing can top that.

  • Josh Z says:

    I did­n’t care for the 2003 Peter Pan when I saw it in theat­ers. Lovely to look at, but the pacing was far too hec­tic as it raced from plot-point to plot-point with no breath­ing room or time for the char­ac­ters to do any­thing but spout expos­i­tion and move on. I feel like this is a movie that could really bene­fit from an exten­ded dir­ect­or’s cut, if enough foot­age exists.
    The Golden Compass movie has much the same problem.
    In regard to an earli­er com­ment, Rachel Hurd-Wood was 13 when that Peter Pan was released, and prob­ably 12 when she shot it. References to her smooooooookin-ness in this con­text are entirely creepy.

  • DB says:

    Just off the top of my head, the films below are all far super­i­or to about 90% off of what’s on your list:
    The Yearling
    National Velvet
    Captains Courageous
    The Little Princess (1995)
    A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
    Classic Warner Brothers Shorts
    Sherlock Jr.
    A Night at the Opera
    Mr. Bug Goes to Town
    Oliver (the Carol Reed one)
    Night on the Galactic Railroad (great Japanese anim­ated film from I think the 80’s)
    When I was a kid I was CRAZY about Fantasia.
    I second The Black Stallion and the 2003 Peter Pan. Not too many years ago I ren­ted the Disney Peter Pan and was abso­lutely shocked by how bad it was on so many levels – though not in the same league as Speilberg’s “Hook”
    I hon­estly don’t get why so many are crazy about “The Princess Bride” – not that I think its bad but it ain’t all that either.
    I DO think “Home Alone” is one of the most appalling films ever made and really panders to people’s worst sad­ist­ic impulses.

  • The Siren says:

    Richard, may I politely note that “The Black Stallion,” while indeed a beau­ti­ful, mov­ing and tech­nic­ally excel­lent film, also indulges in dis­turb­ing eth­nic stereotypes.
    Showing it to my three Arab-American chil­dren would require at least as much dis­cus­sion as “Dumbo.”

  • Tom Block says:

    Also, I think “Dumbo” CAN be shown to kids without lots of dis­cus­sion; I saw it as a kid without thirty seconds of dis­cus­sion, and man­aged to walk away from it without want­ing to run off and join the Klan. Kids just don’t notice stuff like that, any more than they’d think celebrity nip-slips a big deal if adults did­n’t insist on turn­ing them into one. My pre­val­ent memory of “Dumbo” to this day is get­ting to see an ele­phant fly.

  • The Siren says:

    Tom, I agree there, although see­ing Dumbo as a white kid is prob­ably dif­fer­ent. I can tell you for sure that when I saw Dumbo at about age 7 or so, I did­n’t real­ize the crows were sup­posed to be com­ic­al black people. I just saw that they were almost the only ones who were nice to the poor baby elephant.
    If you asked me which part of Dumbo was trau­mat­ic, to this day I’d cite “Baby Mine,” and not the crows.
    On the oth­er hand, I *know* my kids would be, at min­im­um, puzzled by the Arabs in The Black Stallion because the char­ac­ters would­n’t jibe with their exper­i­ences in any way.

  • skelly says:

    I’m now think­ing ref­er­en­cing Gunga Din would be a bad idea.
    One older “fam­ily” film that my kids quite enjoyed was Our Vines Have Tender Grapes. They are big Ponyo fans as well.

  • StephenM says:

    Yeah, I’m not try­ing to troll or noth­in’, but I gotta say I was dis­ap­poin­ted in this list. I like my Disney and Pixar movies as much as the next guy, but every­body knows about them and there are so many oth­er excel­lent films out there kids and fam­il­ies could bene­fit from see­ing. After click­ing through 50 pages my count­ing could be off, but were there really only 3 (I think) black-and-white films on this list? And was Meet Me in St. Louis really placed right below Madagascar and Ice Age?? We’ve gotta admit there’s room for improve­ment here.
    DB’s list up there is an excel­lent start (I esp. like the inclu­sion of A Little Princess and The Black Stallion). I would also suggest:
    My Neighbor Totoro (why on earth was­n’t this up there?)
    Spirited Away
    Whisper of the Heart
    Ponyo
    Every Miyazaki movie but Princess Mononoke (good but too viol­ent), really
    The Secret of Kells
    Anne of Green Gables
    A Christmas Story (come on!)
    Miracle on 34th Street
    Stars in My Crown
    Star Wars ??
    Boys Town
    The Secret Garden
    Gremlins
    The NeverEnding Story
    Flight of the Navigator (nos­tal­gic favorite)
    Young Tom Edison
    The Trouble With Angels
    Searching for Bobby Fisher
    The War of the Buttons (the Irish one)
    Superman: The Movie
    Zazie dans la Metro
    Plus art­house clas­sics like The Red Balloon, White Mane, Bicycle Thieves, and The Steamroller and the Violin. And why not clas­sics we don’t think of as for kids but which they can and should watch like Shane, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Young Mr. Lincoln, How Green Was My Valley, Great Expectations, My Darling Clementine, Harvey, The Lady Vanishes, Charlie Chaplin, and maybe even The Night of the Hunter?

  • I think The Siren’s point speaks to the value of car­toons over live action, really. I grew up a white kid in the (far, far) North, and I too had no idea that the crows in Dumbo were sup­posed to have some­thing in com­mon with Axel Foley—I just thought they were funny birds. They did kinda talk like the Dukes of Hazard, but I thought that was because the Dukes were laid-back good guys instead of quest-going good guys, and the crows were laid-back good guys too, so maybe, like, that was how laid-back good guys talked (I was per­haps a little extra clue­less on such mat­ters). Whereas the Arabs in the live-action The Black Stallion are much harder to extric­ate from their racial aspects. It could, I guess, pro­voke a good con­ver­sa­tion about the role of Arab potentates in the slave trade even to this day, but that’s prob­ably a lot more than you want to get into on fam­ily movie night.
    “Baby Mine”, how­ever, makes tears well up for pretty much every­one I know.

  • haice says:

    Family films and no Don Bluth? Secret of NIHM? American Tail? Maybe not my cup of tea but throw the guy a bone for keep­ing clas­sic anim­a­tion alive a dec­ade or more before Disney got back on track and Pixar took the throne.

  • StephenM says:

    Dang, I even for­got to include Singin’ in the Rain, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Anchors Aweigh, Wagon Master, and A Matter of Life and Death. I also remem­ber my fam­ily lov­ing “The Egg and I” and the Abbott and Costello movies, espe­cially The Naughty Nineties.
    I was going to sug­gest The Thief of Baghdad as well, but with all the dis­cus­sion of racism here, I guess that one might be out of bounds for some folks.

  • Partisan says:

    Apparently, I’m the only one who REALLY loves YELLOW SUBMARINE. Want to also second DB on OLIVER!

  • gcgiles says:

    Babe II: Pig in the City is my favor­ite kids’ film in the last twenty years or so. It was oddly con­tro­ver­sial at the time for being too “dark” for kids (I recall Siskel and Ebert jump­ing on it for that reas­on), but I think that’s non­sense. I third Oliver!; it’s a great music­al for the young­’uns. For being totally bizarre and yet totally appeal­ing to kids, there’s noth­ing like Laurel and Hardy’s Babes in Toyland (aka March of the Wooden Soldiers) from 1934, which fea­tures the evil land­lord Silas Barnaby, played by Henry Brandon 22 years before he was Chief Cicatriz in The Searchers (com­pletely unrecognizable).

  • NotLex says:

    Actually Siskel and Ebert were two of Babe II: Pig in the City’s biggest defend­ers. Siskel in fact named it his pick for the best film of the year. Ebert IIRC made it num­ber 3 on his own list, and wrote the fol­low­ing com­ment­ary on its box office failure:
    http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19981209/COMMENTARY/212010325

  • Oliver_C says:

    Preferring ‘Babe II’ to ‘Babe’ would be like pre­fer­ring DC Comics’ 1987 reboot of Captain Marvel/Shazam! (all angst, murder and sub-Gene Colanesque illus­tra­tion) to C.C.Beck’s original.
    (Though, I sus­pect the num­ber of people who get that ref­er­ence will be even few­er than the audi­ence for ‘Babe II’…)

  • Partisan, you’re not the only one—me and my sib­lings *loved* that movie. As a kid, my favor­ite Beatle’s songs were “Octopus’ Garden” and “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”, which means I con­stantly wanted to listen to Abby Road, which must have been very unnerv­ing for my indul­gent parents.