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It was DeNiro.

By July 12, 2012No Comments

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I hate to steer you to the trouble­some nav­ig­a­tion waters yet again, but I did a gal­lery of the “Ten Best” DeNiro per­form­ances for MSN Movies, and it’s the same deal as the fam­ily films gal­lery only there are few­er films so maybe it’ll be a less drawn-out pain in the ass to read. 

Of course try­ing to dis­cuss DeNiro in terms of a ten best is kind of ridicu­lous, rather like (and sorry to sound like an old boomer here) try­ing to come up with a “defin­it­ive” ten best Beatles/Rolling Stones song list. Can’t be done. There are those that will argue that it CAN be done, that there has to be an object­ive meas­ure by which ten and ten alone will con­sti­tute THE ten that are best, but, you know… In any event, I took a tack here that’s not quite con­trari­an but def­in­itely steered away from aleady-established fan favor­ites and tried to throw a spot­light on his less ostens­ibly showy work. It’s funny, I recently wrote a pro­pos­al for a mono­graph on DeNiro and was asked to use a sim­il­ar format, e.g., choose ten “rep­res­ent­at­ive” per­form­ances, and made a list/text that was quite sub­stant­ively dif­fer­ent. When con­sid­er­ing the best he’s done, and the changes he’s gone through, and that his cur­rent stand­ing was arrived at by NOT burn­ing out in a way that a lot of his oth­er pre­curs­ors (as we under­stand them) did, he gets more interesting. 

As a kind of com­pens­a­tion for the anti­cip­ated irrig­at­ing nav­ig­a­tion, I will tell you the ori­gin story of the phrase “It was DeNiro…”

It was the sum­mer of 1987, and an old girl­friend had fin­agled for me the oppor­tun­ity to house-sit this gigant­ic loft apart­ment right above Woolworth’s on 14th Street. It was a weird thing, because the apart­ment belonged to anoth­er ex-boyfriend of hers, whose rela­tion­ship pre-dated mine, but one thing about dat­ing mores in New York in the ’80s is that every­one made a big deal out of act­ing like they were just cool with EVERYTHING, so there you are. Anyway, this cat fel­low was into fin­ance and traveled a lot but had this one cat he totally doted on that needed feed­ing. So I moved in for a few weeks and basic­ally turned the place into a crash pad where my then-bohemian then-buddies could hang out while under the influ­ence of vari­ous psy­cho­trop­ic drugs, mostly ecstasy and super-speedy acid. And it was on one morn­ing around Labor Day week­end when a bunch of us were still up at like sev­en in the a.m. and watch­ing “Good Morning America” on the really pathet­ic thirteen-inch col­or TV that was the apart­ment own­er­’s only mass-media machine. (He had plenty of money but was on some kind of Asia-inspired quasi-Zen “don’t con­sume shit” kick at the time, I gathered.) Among our num­ber was this droll cat named Kiel who worked at an East Village bar of some noter­i­ety. Rolling Rock was the hip­ster beer of choice at the time, so night after night he would be sub­jec­ted to the repeated entreaty “Kiel! A Rock!” so often that he came to believe (not really) that the voices in his head were order­ing him to kill someone with a rock. Anyhow. He was quite good with the tele­vi­sion talk­back, so when Corey Haim and Corey Feldman were on rock­ing head­scarves while flog­ging The Lost Boys, he had a good dumb-teen-mutter going on say­ing “So, we just want to look as much like Duran Duran as pos­sible” and so on. Soon enough singer/songwriter Melissa Manchester came on, and she was reli­ably effus­ive as she told The Stories Behind The Songs. At one point the inter­view­er asked her to talk about A Very Special Backstage Visit She Had Recently Received, and she breath­lessly related how a few months ago, after wrap­ping up a show on tour X in city X, and she’s just relax­ing in the dress­ing room area after Giving It Her All, and then someone taps her on the shoulder and she turns around and…

And here Kiel inter­jec­ted, with a really per­fect kind of affected-hip This Is So Awesome I’m Gonna Shrug It Off tone, “It was DeNiro.” Which I hence always think of whenev­er someone’s relat­ing a celeb encounter anec­dote in an unusu­ally fraught way. In any event, in the case of the Manchester anec­dote, I think the actu­al celeb was Stevie Wonder. 

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  • rotch says:

    As an enthu­si­ast for your writ­ing since the days of the prin­ted edi­tion of Première, MSN Movies can have all my clicks as long as they they keep you an employed film writer and you should­n’t apo­lo­gize for their mis­giv­ings. (but I have to admit that it blows my mind that a com­pany that was actu­ally born on the inter­net has such a poor under­stand­ing of how to present their con­tent in a com­pet­ent manner)

  • Petey says:

    There are those that will argue that it CAN be done”
    Of course it CAN be done. You just need to include New York, New York on the list, and everything else falls into place. You can actu­ally do a math­em­at­ic­al proof.
    (Of course, it really is too bad that Bobby passed away in 1998. But I do find the CGI ver­sion they’ve been using ever since his passing to be very, very creepy. Uncanny val­ley, you know. His estate must really be hard up to license his image that way.)

  • Bettencourt says:

    As a huge fan of your writ­ing I apo­lo­gize for the nit­pick, but am I the only read­er who finds this line at first more than a little confusing?
    “Anyway, this cat was into fin­ance and traveled a lot but had this one cat he totally doted on that needed feeding.”

  • lipranzer says:

    Though, as you point out, every­one and their moth­er is going to argue with this (I myself would have chosen HEAT, WAG THE DOG or RONIN over THE LAST TYCOON, where I felt De Niro was some­what ener­vated, although, to be fair, I think the movie in gen­er­al was too), I am glad you recog­nized MIDNIGHT RUN, one of the unsung clas­sics of the 80’s. That and TIME BANDITS proved well before ANALYZE THIS and MEET THE FOCKERS De Niro was cap­able of play­ing com­edy, and unlike those movies and their sub­sequent sequels, they did­n’t fea­ture him mak­ing fun of his past image. Also, while they wer­en’t up to his later work, his per­form­ances in the early films he did with De Palma, espe­cially HI, MOM!, show his com­ic timing.

  • You for­got “Brazil.” SO much bet­ter than “Falling in Love.”

  • Tom Block says:

    >MIDNIGHT RUN, one of the unsung clas­sics of the 80’s
    Amen. I do wish Elfman’s score was­n’t so Swinging ’80s in the loud spots (though its quiet moments are beau­ti­ful) and that Brest could’ve res­isted the urge to stick MILLIONS of cop cars in all the action scenes–that stuff just screams “From the dir­ect­or of Beverly Hills Cop!!!” But De Niro, Grodin, and Paul Gallo’s script way more than make up for it, and it’s got one of the most sat­is­fy­ing end­ings of any action flick I’ve ever seen.
    Two oth­er De Niro per­form­ances that deserve a big­ger rep: “Jacknife” and “15 Minutes”.

  • Bettencourt says:

    I used to work for a big pro­du­cer in the late 80s, and if I remem­ber cor­rectly, MIDNIGHT RUN moved from (I think) Paramount to Universal because Paramount wanted the Charles Grodin role recon­ceived for Cher.
    One day I heard my pro­du­cer boss (not a MIDNIGHT RUN pro­du­cer) on the phone recom­mend­ing Bruce Willis to Brest for the Grodin role.
    Though I don’t par­tic­u­larly care any of Brest’s films since, thank good­ness he stuck to his guns about Grodin.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @bettencourt: Yes, the “cat” as in “dude” versus the actu­al feline cat is pretty con­fus­ing even by my own eccent­ric stand­ards. Will cor­rect. In my defense, I have twenty new stitches in the big toe of my left foot and haven’t star­ted tak­ing my ibupro­fen yet. Ow, ow, ow. It’s distracting.

  • Owain Wilson says:

    Falling In Love is ter­rif­ic, and I’m glad it’s on the list. If it WERE made today, it would star Channing Tatum and Taylor Swift, and would have some kind of accident/amnesia/widow ele­ment to it.
    It’s also one of those many 70s and 80s movies that gave New York a cer­tain look and feel that made me day­dream as a young fella over here in the UK. There’s a size and scope about the city in this and Kramer Vs Kramer, Tootsie, Ghostbusters, etc., that film­makers seem incap­able of cap­tur­ing anymore.
    New York looked great in the 80s!

  • Lord Henry says:

    There nev­er seems to be any love any­where for TRUE CONFESSIONS, one of De Niro’s best, if admit­tedly anom­al­ous, performances.

  • David N says:

    My favour­ite DeNiro per­form­ance may be in THE DEER HUNTER. I like him best when he’s hold­ing it all in, and he car­ries that massive film squarely on his shoulders. The way he quietly por­trays how a tragedy ulti­mately effects the life of that sad, lonely char­ac­ter – and his feel­ings of guilt about it – is magnetic.
    Also, I’d second TRUE CONFESSIONS.

  • Petey says:

    That and TIME BANDITS proved well before ANALYZE THIS and MEET THE FOCKERS De Niro was cap­able of play­ing com­edy, and unlike those movies and their sub­sequent sequels, they did­n’t fea­ture him mak­ing fun of his past image.”
    I’m actu­ally a fan the of We’re No Angels remake. Surprisingly unappreciated.
    ——
    The prob­lem, of course, in com­pil­ing “DeNiro Lists” is that of his extreme sym­bi­os­is with Scorsese. Pretty much all DeNiro bests are Scorsese pics, just as pretty much all Scorsese bests are DeNiro pics. It’s about as extreme as the Dietrich / Von Sternberg symbiosis.
    So any kind of DEFINITIVE “DeNiro List” almost has to be an ex-Scorsese list…

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    David N, Lord Henry, I feel you on “True Confessions” and I think DeNiro is won­der­ful in it, and his work therein could argu­ably use a defense from the drub­bing it got from Kael back in the day. But I really wanted to back “Falling In Love,” too. As I said to begin with, impossible to just lim­it to ten, tenably.

  • lipranzer says:

    Oops, I meant BRAZIL, not TIME BANDITS.

  • Tom Carson says:

    I’ll nev­er for­give him for wreck­ing two gen­er­a­tions – so far – of (mostly) male movie act­ing thanks to his influ­ence. Intensity is easy. Relaxing is hard. That’s why I’d rather watch Bill Murray or Jeff Bridges any old day.

  • Sudarshan Ramani says:

    Great that you put Novecento(which means “The 20th Century” not the year 1900) in the list. That’s the film every­body for­gets that DeNiro made and acted in. It’s an incred­ible film. One of Bertolucci’s and DeNiro’s best. I’d also include BRAZIL too.

  • Griff says:

    Glenn, though Theresa Russell’s lumin­ous per­form­ance in THE LAST TYCOON is the one we remem­ber, Monroe Stahr’s love interest in the pic­ture is played by Ingrid Boulting.

  • Lex says:

    How cone no one calls out a Tom Carson as being a TOTAL FUCKING BITCH?
    Like, do you have no testoster­one or mas­culin­ity whatsoever?
    The worst strain of film asshole are the guys who have NO INTENSITY and only like smirk­ing jerkoff dis­tance and remove.

  • Lex says:

    Also hey creepo with the scary Middle Eastern name above:
    Every film geek ever has seen 1900 and prop­erly reveres it. Fuck on off.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Nurse! NURSE!!! The screens!

  • Phony, chest-puffing bravado or smirk­ing jerkoff dis­tance and remove. Those are your choices. CHOOSE WISELY OR THOU SHALT PERISH!!

  • Millsteam Pigworker says:

    As usu­al, What Tom Carson Said.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Wow, twenty-four hours without a cell phone from which to keep an eye on com­ments and look what happens.
    Sorry about the Lex bull­shit, folks, I’ll have to put on mod­er­a­tion again and wait out the storm.

  • Thanks for this, Glenn.
    Although obvi­ously the cur­rent “Red Lights” is nev­er going to make any “Best of De Niro” list – or even a “Best of Cillian Murphy” list – I have to say I think it’s giv­en too many people an excuse to haul out their old “De Niro has­n’t done any­thing good since…(fill in the long ago title).”
    I thought he was very good in “Stone,” a film which hardly any­one saw. I thought he was scar­ily good in “Being Flynn,” too, as an abus­ive alco­hol­ic. It’s abso­lutely true he does far too many movies (remem­ber when, like a Day-Lewis film, a De Niro pic­ture was an event?) and obvi­ously, far too many of them are strict, paycheck parts.
    But he can still hit it…

  • Joel says:

    What Jamie N. Christley said. (I do recall that Carson, in his cri­ti­cism, loves the fake ulti­mat­um. One Village Voice art­icle, years back [not sure why I remem­ber this], pos­ited that you can either enjoy Melville or Austen, but nev­er both.) Look at Johnny Boy up there. Is that what we take away from that weird and imp­ish per­form­ance? “Intensity”? De Niro can “relax” with this best of them, includ­ing Bridges: just com­pare The Dude with De Niro’s JACKIE BROWN character.

  • bill says:

    Or you could just ban him outright.
    And is it okay if I think that De Niro is really good as the creature in Branagh’s oth­er­wise alarm­ingly bad FRANKENSTEIN? Yes? No? Well fine then.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Oh it’s okay, Bill. Just don’t expect a lot of “huzzah“s as a res­ult. Most will choose to see it as an eccent­ric opin­ion. I myself don’t think he breaks out of the DeNiro-isms quite enough to make the per­form­ance wholly work. A noble effort though.
    As for “ban him out­right:” egal­it­ari­an impulses aside, insti­tut­ing an actu­al “ban” on a com­menter, regard­less of how jus­ti­fied it may be, would involve too much work for me, as a fifty-two-year-old man with a desire to have a fuck­ing life out­side the fuck­ing Internet, to devote to a blog that I main­tain pretty much as a hobby and a pro­fes­sion­al place­keep­er. Which would in its turn make me inclined to just chuck the whole fuck­ing thing. It’s easi­er to just deal with these occa­sion­al flareups of non­sense, as irrit­at­ing as they may be. And they are, in point of fact, plenty irritating.

  • bill says:

    Oh. See, I thought you maybe had a red but­ton on your key­board that said “BAN” which made the pro­cess easi­er. I myself have no such but­ton, but I thought that was just because my com­puter is old.
    As for the De Niro/FRANKENSTEIN thing, I would nev­er claim it was one of his ten best per­form­ances any­way. I just think that the per­form­ance has been over­looked because, under­stand­ably, nobody wants to ever watch that movie again.
    More per­tin­ent to the actu­al top­ic, I’d throw his work CASINO in there, myself. Though I don’t think De Niro’s sub­sequent work is any­where near as bad as most people say (HIDE & SEEK is a bad movie; De Niro is not bad in it), I do think CASINO was his last (so far) truly great per­form­ance. Also over­looked, though this time it’s because so many people are wrong in think­ing CASINO is just a GOODFELLAS retread.

  • Tom Carson says:

    Joel, I have no recol­lec­tion of writ­ing that asin­ine line about Melville and Austen. But lord knows I was once young and stu­pid enough to have done so.

  • Joel says:

    If that was someone else, then I apo­lo­gize for the attri­bu­tion. It was in a review of a Moby-Dick min­iser­ies, or maybe a review of Beau Travail–whatever Melville-related cul­ture exis­ted in 2000 or so. But who­ever it was referred to Melville lov­ers as “insanephiles” or some­thing like that, a label I actu­ally reveled in back then, as a young man eager to return to grad school and write his dis­ser­ta­tion on Melville, and prob­ably explains why I still remem­ber a review of that really dumb Patrick Stewart Moby-Dick.
    Anyway… bill: I always thought of CASINO as a con­tinu­ation of GOODFELLAS, a ful­fill­ment of the cow­boy fantas­ies in the latter.

  • bill says:

    Fair enough, though I’ve always con­sidered it the tragedy to GOODFELLA’s com­edy. Which, gran­ted, makes it sound like it IS some­thing of a retread, but I mean that broadly, simply in terms of Mafia films by the same filmmaker.

  • Bettencourt says:

    Since we’re quizz­ing Tom Carson on old columns, I remem­ber one from over a dec­ade ago com­par­ing the careers of Denzel Washington and Taye Diggs, and how Diggs seemed to be hav­ing more fun as an act­or. How do you feel about Washington’s work in the less-Oscar-seeking, Out of Time/Inside Man/Deja Vu era, and do you think he read your piece and took your advice to heart?

  • I love CASINO so much that I’d say it’s *bet­ter* than GOODFELLAS: sharp­er about money, a vastly rich­er female lead, a more propuls­ive nar­rat­ive, and a unique use of voi­ceover (not to men­tion one of Saul Bass’ best cred­it sequences). The only weak link is DeNiro, who’s very good but com­pletely mis­cast as Abe Rosenthal. So much of the story is about the ten­sion between the chilly Jew who under­stands the sys­tem and the bru­tal Italian who gets shit done (with both admir­ing and loath­ing each oth­ers’ defin­ing char­ac­ter­ist­ics) that cast­ing the broth­ers from RAGING BULL kinda deflates it. Put Albert Brooks in the Rosenthal role and you have an undeni­able masterpiece.
    And hey, Tom, is there any way we can read your Monticello column? I still remem­ber that one fondly, espe­cially the line that con­fron­ted with homo­sexu­al­ity, Thomas Jefferson would have found a way to make it more ingenious.

  • >@bettencourt: Yes, the “cat” as in “dude” versus the actu­al feline cat is pretty con­fus­ing even by my own eccent­ric stand­ards. Will correct.
    Aww, the play off the double mean­ing of ‘cat’ was my favor­ite part of that sentence…

  • Petey says:

    I’ve always con­sidered (CASINO) the tragedy to GOODFELLAS’ comedy”
    Yup. Part of it is def­in­itely that. While being sim­il­ar in mater­i­al and approach, Casino totally de-glams the glam­or of Goodfellas. It’s the genu­inely rare gang­ster movie that does­n’t make you wish you were a gangster.
    But it’s also a way to give Frank Vincent, at long last, a chance to get pay­back on Joe Pesci…

  • Krillian says:

    I’ll nev­er for­give him for wreck­ing two gen­er­a­tions – so far – of (mostly) male movie act­ing thanks to his influence.”
    Trying to make sense of this com­ment, which on the sur­face is like say­ing “Hitchcock was a hack!” Maybe it’s because few male movie act­ors have been able to reach the same level of Prime DeNiro and there­fore suf­fer by com­par­is­on? In which case DeNiro should be for­giv­en that oth­ers can­’t pull it off? To throw away Prime DeNiro, one might as well toss Prime Brando in the dustbin.

  • Tom Carson says:

    Um. I can­’t help being flattered that people remem­ber my old stuff, but it’s GK’s blog, not mine, so for­give me for feel­ing a mite sheep­ish. Anyway, 1) Joel, I did indeed review that godaw­ful Patrick Stewart Moby-Dick in the Voice, but the line you recall still mys­ti­fies me. I can only guess – or hope – that I was being tongue-in-cheek or delib­er­ately buf­foon­ish. 2) Bettencourt, my take on Denzel these days is that he’s awe­somely cyn­ic­al, and giv­en his options, cyn­ic­al may be the smart way to go. 3) TFB, no, you can­’t find the Monticello piece (which I was fond of myself) online. The Voice’s web archives just suck. And to go back on top­ic, I like CASINO bet­ter than GOODFELLAS, too.

  • Joe Badalamente says:

    Excellent list, though I would have placed Midnight Run closer to the top. But totally agree with the top 3. Good work. As far as Tom’s com­ment about intens­ity being easy, etc.; I think Midnight Run and King of Comedy prove Mr. DeNiro is/was cap­able of relax­ing but chose what he wanted to do at the time. Tom who?

  • Savannah says:

    Loved the pic­tures – but I just can­’t ima­gine a best of deNiro that does not include Stardust. He rocks as a gay pir­ate, one of the best char­ac­ters in a truly fun film. ♥

  • Josh Z says:

    Stardust belongs at the bot­tom of De Niro’s resume, next to Rocky & Bullwinkle. His per­form­ance in that in an embar­rass­ment. He might have been able to get away with such an offens­ive swishy gay ste­reo­type in a three-minute SNL sketch, but to carry it on for an entire fea­ture film is akin to a hate crime.

  • bill says:

    Tom who?”
    Carson.

  • Maybe it was embar­rass­ing (I like STARDUST a lot), but he throws him­self into it. Compare that to KILLER ELITE, which is eas­ily the paycheck­i­est of De Niro’s last 10 years’ worth of ill-advised roles, in a walk.

  • Partisan says:

    For what it’s worth, if I had to choose a three hour film from 1995 star­ring a great Scorcese act­or, I’d choose HEAT or ULYSSES’ GAZE. CASINO is cer­tainly a seduct­ive and enjoy­able film and if you had to have a sequel to GOODFELLAS, who bet­ter to dir­ect it than Martin Scorsese? But in tone, music­al score, themes and act­ors it is ulti­mately a sequel, and unlike oth­er sequels, it’s one that does noth­ing to advance the themes of the ori­gin­al movie. If GOODFELLAS emphas­is on the sad­ism and cruelty of the crim­in­al world was subtly under­cut by the cha­risma of its act­ors and Scorsese’s own style, CASINO has the same prob­lem, only with a more sym­path­et­ic prot­ag­on­ist. Henry Hill was a para­site whose cor­rup­tion mor­ally com­prom­ised the woman who loved him, who glibly ignored the murder of people who thought he was their friend, and who only broke with the Mob because his greed led him to viol­ate their one not utterly unreas­on­able demand. Ace Rothstein by con­trast has a genu­ine tal­ent, in per­haps the most tol­er­able of organ­ized crime’s activ­it­ies, and who falls because his wife and best friend are unworthy of his trust. Definitely more sinned against than sin­ning, his employ­ers try to kill him and he’s vic­tim­ized by cor­rupt hypo­crit­ic­al Nevada politicians.

  • Mark Slutsky says:

    Ronin, so often over­looked, is one of my favour­ite DeNiro per­form­ances and his work in it needs to be cel­eb­rated more. He’s so restrained, so alert, pro­ject­ing so much cagy situ­ation­al aware­ness and skep­ti­cism. God, I love everything about that movie.

  • Personally, I like “Casino” more and more with time. If “Mean Streets” was about mob wan­nabes, “GoodFellas” about the earners, “Casino” is about the upper echelon.
    More than that, though, it’s about Hollywood.
    Honestly, sub­sti­tute LA for Vegas, the movies for gambling, and what Scorsese is say­ing about how greed and cor­por­ate cow­ardice can ruin a pretty good thing is, I think, very clear.
    Plus if De Niro at the end isn’t meant to be a dead ringer for Lew Wasserman… (Actually, I asked the dir­ect­or about that once. He just laughed.)