Because of a scheduling glitch, I’m not going to be able to review this week’s “big” release, a PG-13 rated remake of Paul Verhoeven’s delightfully garish R‑rated (and with good reason) Total Recall. Which is tough, because I’m kind of curious as to what reason (aside from the obvious depressing one) a PG-13 remake of Total Recall (as opposed, perhaps, to an actual adaptation of the Philip K. Dick story We Can Remember It For You Wholesale) needs to exist. Anyway, I hope I’m not giving up a “spoiler” for the rest of the week when I say what I’m reviewing for MSN Movies instead is largely dreck, beginning with The Babymakers, starring the above-seen Paul Schneider and Olivia Munn, a deeply disappointing fertility comedy, considered here.
Seminal?
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I don’t understand the need to remake TOTAL RECALL either (I don’t understand most remakes these days, but that’s another story). I know Philip K. Dick fans were unhappy with it, and I can understand that – and I acknowledge the hypocrisy of not being upset with Arnold being cast in this while fuming at Robert Redford playing the title role of THE NATURAL when, in both cases, the casting changes the tenor of the story – but it’s Arnold’s best film, I think, and it was another example of how Verhoeven could make entertaining big-budget films while keeping his satirical eye. I don’t see how a remake is going to touch that.
Which is more depressing, a PG-13 ‘Total Recall’ or (so the stories go) Rob Bottin abandoning Hollywood for real estate?!
Shit, Rob Bottin abandoning Hollywood, hands down. Stupid remakes have been going on for a while.
Byoobs.
What, somebody had to say it!
Paul Schneider is truly teriffic in Christophe Honore’s “Beloved” – which will be getting it’s U.S. release shortly. He plays a gay drummer in a rock band who Chiara Mastroianni falls madly in love with even after learnign he’s gay and HIV+. Tragedy results.
And yes – it’s a musical.