On "watermelon" (and "fried chicken")

By November 21, 2014No Comments

StreamImageIvan Julian and Robert Quine at a 1978 record­ing ses­sion, photo by Kate Simon. This piece presen­ted some chal­lenges with respect to illus­tra­tion, as will be evident. 

After I saw Steve McQueen’s 12 Years A Slave for the first time last fall, I com­men­ted to a col­league, “I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to listen to ‘Brown Sugar’ again.” This was both kind of a joke and kind of not. One of the most trenchant aspects of the movie was the relent­less but very patient and thor­ough way it laid out the sad­ist­ic psycho­sexu­al dis­ease with which the white race poisoned both itself and the race it enslaved; the afore­men­tioned song by the Rolling Stones is both a descriptor and a symp­tom of that same dis­ease.  Mick Jagger’s rock-and-roll (that is, some­what ele­ment­al) sense of lit­er­ary irony, com­bined with his smirk add fur­ther dimen­sions of dis­com­fort to the tune; on the oth­er hand, or maybe on the same hand, it’s got a good beat and you, wheth­er black or white, but prob­ably par­tic­u­larly if you’re white, as it may turn out, can dance to it. Besides, nobody actu­ally still thinks that the Rolling Stones endorse slavery, and if you read Keith Richards’ auto­bi­o­graphy you know that the lyr­ics to their song gen­er­ally ori­gin­ate as apt-sounding non­sense words: what we hear in the first verse as “scarred old” is actu­ally “sky­dog,” which Jagger had recently learned was gui­tar­ist Duane Allman’s nickname.

A couple of nights ago, the author Daniel Handler, while host­ing the National Book Awards cere­mony, made a joke pre­dic­ated on the fact that Jacqueline Woodson, an African-American author who won an award that even­ing, was/is “aller­gic to water­mel­on.” Various ration­al­iz­a­tions, con­dem­na­tions, recrim­in­a­tions, and apo­lo­gies fol­lowed, and as of the Friday morn­ing I’m writ­ing this, the story still has legs, thanks in part to the tend­ency of out­lets like Salon to get Deeply Troubled and stay Deeply Troubled until they’ve got the whole Deeply Troubling Problem worked out.

My own response to the anec­dote was befuddle­ment of a not entirely purely civic-minded sort. It was more like, “Wait, people actu­ally still tell water­mel­on jokes?” It sounds glib of me, I know—“Your mode of racism is pretty quaint there, fella! Did Straight Outta Compton accom­plish noth­ing?” My per­spect­ive derives from a pos­i­tion I’ve held for a long time, and that Handler’s remarks have maybe shocked me out of hold­ing. It’s this, to begin with: I’ve long con­sidered myself a free-speech abso­lut­ist. I’m not sure if my primary influ­ence here was Nat Hentoff or selec­ted issues of Forced Exposure, but there you are. I fre­quently liked to cite Hentoff’s cita­tion of Brandeis about sun­light being the best dis­in­fect­ant, the best solu­tion to hate speech being more speech, all that. And as a movie lov­er, I’ve always deplored cen­sor­ship, par­tic­u­larly a kind of self-censorship. I under­stood, con­cep­tu­ally, why Disney would cut the “pickan­niny” cen­taurs in the “Pastoral” sequence of Fantasia when re-releasing that film to gen­er­al audi­ences and on home video. But I also bristled at the fact that a film schol­ar such as myself had no access to an unex­pur­gated ver­sion (the cuts in fact are rather clumsy, from a tech­nic­al stand­point). Every now and then I’d also express dis­sat­is­fac­tion in my inab­il­ity to view the Looney Tune “Coal Black And De Sebben Dwarfs” in any­thing besides a kind of sam­izdat format. Yeah, the 1943 car­toon indulges in every kind of broad out­rageous and unfair cari­ca­ture of African Americans, but Looney Tunes were at the time, I old myself, equal oppor­tun­ity pro­viders of broad out­rageous and unfair, so what’s the fuck­ing harm? Just slap a dis­claim­er on the open­ing title of a Warner Archive “Censored Cartoons” col­lec­tion or some­thing and be done with it.

I now have a fun­da­ment­al under­stand­ing of the fatal flaw of my logic here. Lester Bangs’ 1979 essay “The White Noise Supremacists” has a heck­uva lot to answer for (includ­ing its effect­ive slander of Miriam Linna—I really think sub­sequent edi­tions of Psychotic Reactions And Carburetor Dung ought to have an apo­lo­get­ic foot­note or some­thing) but it does have very valu­able pas­sages, includ­ing a long quote from the African-American musi­cian Ivan Julian, who was a bit of an odd man out in the late ‘70s punk scene while play­ing with Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Rock Against Racism not­with­stand­ing. Talking to Bangs about levels of music industry racism, Julian said, “I’ll tell you one thing: the entre­pren­eurs, record com­pany people and shit are a hell of a lot worse. People like Richard Gottehrer, who pro­duced the album, and Seymour Stein and a lot of oth­er people up at Sire records. They were totally con­des­cend­ing, they’d talk to you dif­fer­ently, like you were a child or some­thing. I hard a lot of clichés on the level of being invited over to somebody’s house for fried chicken.”

Invited over to somebody’s house for fried chick­en. I read that essay for the first time on its ini­tial pub­lic­a­tion in the Village Voice when I was 20, and I remem­ber my jaw drop­ping in piss-and-vinegar indig­na­tion. Fried chick­en jokes were clearly an old man thing, all oth­er social dimen­sions implied not­with­stand­ing. This cul­tur­al upheav­al, the one I was liv­ing through, the one I was try­ing to be a part of, we were going to wipe all that shit out.

 That was naïve of me, yes. And as years went by, my opin­ion mutated, and spe­cific­ally with respect to the kind of mater­i­al I describe above. The racist atti­tudes they embod­ied, I thought, had by this time been so thor­oughly denounced and dis­proved to be con­sidered com­pletely anti­quated, to the point that they could be shrugged off as plainly ridicu­lous, and hence, the mater­i­als con­tain­ing depic­tions of those atti­tudes can be made com­pletely avail­able with no fear of actu­al harm. And that, I’m afraid, is even more naïve of me—willfully naïve in fact. I’m a straight white male born in 1959 who for some reas­on hon­estly thought that water­mel­on jokes—particularly among lit­er­ary, or even lit­er­ate, people—were a thing of the past. Even “meta” water­mel­on jokes, which I’m not entirely cer­tain Handler’s was. Anyway, for bet­ter or worse, Handler, born in 1970, proved me wrong. I can’t really com­plain if “Coal Black And De Sebben Dwarfs” stays bur­ied. Given the cir­cum­stances, it prob­ably ought to. 

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  • Petey says:

    The only things I’d quibble with are that there are 3 dif­fer­ent things here:
    1) Racist jokes at the expense of a win­ner of a book award.
    2) Racism expressed in com­mer­cial art.
    3) Racism expressed in archiv­al art, access­ible in a non-commercial way.
    For the first case, it’s obvi­ously fucked up, and has zero defense.
    For the second case, it’s a VERY grey area. I’ve long had trouble both with “Brown Sugar” and “Under My Thumb”, des­pite lov­ing both songs as an unen­lightened pup. I would­n’t want them banned in any way, but if I were a DJ, I cer­tainly would­n’t play either song. But I cut the Rolling Stones some slack due to chan­ging mores, even if I won’t endorse the songs today.
    For the third case, I’m actu­ally in favor of access­ib­il­ity, espe­cially if the profit motive is removed. I’ve long thought Disney should release Song of the South to the pub­lic domain, so it could be seen it as a his­tor­ic­al doc­u­ment, for example.

  • Jesse Crall says:

    Daniel Handler should be shunned and reviled”
    I’m reluct­ant to shun and revile someone for mak­ing a dumb joke in a pub­lic set­ting provided the per­son’s sub­sequent actions dis­play hon­est regret. It’s REALLY easy to say some­thing stu­pid when you’re try­ing to be clev­er; seri­al rape (Cosby) or sus­tained pre­ju­di­cial views (Sterling) are on a whole dif­fer­ent level. Handler offered an unequi­voc­al apo­logy and has com­mit­ted to match­ing dona­tions for We Need Diverse Books. Compassion and under­stand­ing is a wiser route, I believe, than the instinct­ive cast­ing of stones.

  • Petey says:

    I’m reluct­ant to shun and revile someone for mak­ing a dumb joke in a pub­lic set­ting provided the per­son’s sub­sequent actions dis­play hon­est regret. It’s REALLY easy to say some­thing stu­pid when you’re try­ing to be clever”
    Yeah. I do appre­ci­ate your reluctance.
    But this was­n’t a stand-up com­edy set. It was tak­ing focus away from an award win­ner­’s moment in a pretty dis­gust­ing manner.
    One pretty good ana­logy is this Isaac Asimov moment from a Jeet Heer twit essay: https://mobile.twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/535442362890059776?p=p
    I’ll fully admit to not being 100% sure how folks should respond to such things. But I don’t think an after-the-fact dona­tion really ameli­or­ates the thing, nor does lack of a racist his­tory. (I don’t think the Rolling Stones are racist, but that does­n’t stop my dis­com­fort with “Brown Sugar”) For a case like Handler, I think I still lean toward “shun and revile”, per­haps with a rel­at­ively short statue of lim­it­a­tions on that, even though I genu­inely don’t dis­miss your point.
    In a free-speech soci­ety, teach­able moments really are one of the only tools avail­able. (Hence my con­di­tion­al endorse­ment of the “Deeply Troubled” thing.) But it’s a dif­fi­cult and com­plic­ated topic.

  • Steve says:

    Petey, how did you react to Lars von Trier’s Hitler remarks at Cannes, which got him banned from the fest­iv­al? Better or worse than Nicki Minaj’s anim­ated TRIUMPH OF THE WILL remake? Is there some­thing sub­vers­ive about an African-American woman essen­tially recast­ing her­self as Hitler?

  • Petey says:

    Petey, how did you react to Lars von Trier’s Hitler remarks at Cannes, which got him banned from the festival?”
    Well, I ini­tially watched the ENTIRE press con­fer­ence, not just the notori­ous sound-bite, and guess what? I found it hil­ari­ous, coher­ent, and utterly unobjectionable.
    (NB: I’m an enorm­ous Lars fan to begin with, which could cer­tainly col­or my per­cep­tions, but I really don’t think that was the case here. The whole thing in con­text was just not any­where in the vicin­ity to what the sound-bite would lead one to believe.)
    Now, one could TRY to make the same ‘con­text’ argu­ment for Handler, though I think it would fail miser­ably. But regard­less, that isn’t the CRUCIAL objec­tion to Handler vis-a-vis Lars. Again, in Handler’s case, he was tak­ing focus away from an award win­ner­’s big moment in a pretty dis­gust­ing man­ner. In Lars’ case, he was tak­ing focus away from HIS OWN MOVIE in whatever man­ner one per­ceives. That dif­fer­ence seems incred­ibly import­ant to me.
    (And FWIW, while I dis­agreed with the reac­tion by the Cannes fest­iv­al, I did at least under­stand why they felt com­pelled to dis­tance them­selves from the sound-bite. I thought it was unfair, and I would­n’t have done it myself, but again, I do under­stand their reaction.)
    Tangentially, I VERY highly recom­mend the excel­lent doc­u­ment­ary, The Architecture of Doom, which cov­ers the same basic ground of Nazi aes­thet­ics that Lars was dis­cuss­ing. The doc­u­ment­ary con­cen­trates on Hitler’s exec­rable and laugh­able aes­thet­ics, while Lars was try­ing to make some dif­fer­ent points con­cen­trated on Speer.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Contemporary America is where a *Federal Judge* sends pub­lic e‑mails alleging the President’s moth­er had inter­course with dogs. Color your­self utterly unsurprised.

  • D says:

    Looking at the entirety of Handler’s remarks is helpful.
    “I told you! I told Jackie she was going to win. And I said that if she won, I would tell all of you some­thing I learned this sum­mer, which is that Jackie Woodson is aller­gic to water­mel­on. Just let that sink in your mind. And I said you have to put that in a book. And she said, ‘You put that in a book.’ And I said, ‘I am only writ­ing a book about a black girl who is aller­gic to water­mel­on if I get a blurb from you, Cornell West, Toni Morrison and Barack Obama say­ing, “This guy’s okay! This guy’s fine!’”
    1. The obvi­ous deflat­ing of the win by let­ting the audi­ence in on a secret about a Black person.
    2. The “Just let that sink in your mind.” As if he were peel­ing back the cur­tain to let White folk know what really goes on with Black people.
    3. The coy­ness of “‘I am only writ­ing a book about a black girl who is aller­gic to water­mel­on if I get a blurb from you, Cornel West, Toni Morrison and Barack Obama say­ing, “This guy’s okay! This guy’s fine!’”
    #2 points to the fact that a per­son (espe­cially a White per­son) nev­er truly knows what is going on with Black people – as we saw played out in Ferguson last even­ing with a return of no bill of indict­ment – part of the logic of the decision includes the belief that Michael Brown had to be doing some­thing even if it can­not be determ­ined what exactly that some­thing is – he was not just shot because of White fear of the Black male. There are always the hid­den aspects of the behavior/being of Black people which jus­ti­fy White apprehension.
    #3 is the White vic­tim card – that it is per­il­ous to say any­thing about Black people – even a fac­tu­al state­ment – without first get­ting insur­ance that one’s state­ments will be backed up.
    Much sur­face racism is gone (but far from all), but the deep­er racisms that Handler’s remarks betray are a big­ger obstacle since they rep­res­ent a deep and ingrained atti­tude toward Brown- and Black-skinned bod­ies that holds them in per­petu­al dis­trust. White people may divest them­selves of their overt anim­us, but far too many hang onto their deep distrust.

  • Petey says:

    Jacqueline Woodson has a nice riposte of her own in the the NYT:
    http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/11/29/opinion/the-pain-of-the-watermelon-joke.html
    “In a few short words, the audi­ence and I were asked to take a step back from everything I’ve ever writ­ten, a step back from the power and mean­ing of the National Book Award, lest we for­get, lest I for­get, where I came from. By mak­ing light of that deep and troubled his­tory, he showed that he believed we were at a point where we could laugh about it all. His his­tor­ic­al con­text, unlike my own, came from a place of ignorance.”

  • Petey says:

    Jeebus, Glenn. Good catch.
    I was chased off the LeftyBlogosphere dur­ing the very pro­gress­ive 111th Congress when I kept rail­ing against the admin­is­tra­tion’s relent­less and suc­cess­ful attempts to hand­cuff the very pro­gress­ive 111th Congress. I’ve still got angry press con­fer­ences from Pelosi and Reid out­side the WH saved on my hard drive from my TiVo.
    And while Atrios was­n’t the one who chased me off, (Duncan’s a good guy,) it was the oth­ers who sold out to the veal pen, like Ezra and Matty, who chased me off. Hell, I had to deal with doxxing threats.
    Now I mostly just crack jokes on your movie site.
    We’ll get anoth­er shot like the 111th Congress with a Democratic President in a gen­er­a­tion or so. Gotta keep my powder dry until then.

  • Petey says:

    A Story I Was Able To Intermittently Dine Out On For Years:
    Back when I was a pup, I was pur­su­ing polit­ics instead of cinema. My first year In col­lege, I suc­cess­fully applied for a sum­mer intern­ship in a up ‘n’ com­ing Democratic Senator’s office. By the end of that year, I was into cinema, and real­ized I no longer wanted to be a politico, but figured the Hill exper­i­ence was too good to pass up.
    At night, along with a few like-minded interns, we would scan the pub­lished list­ing of Society and Lobbyist parties to bum rush with our Congressional badges, in order to scarf up free food and booze, as well as to get a glimpse at how power ACTUALLY worked in the town.
    One night we ended up at a birth­day party Marty Peretz was throw­ing for Eppie Lederer. It was a ritzy affair; cavi­ar on toast points and top shelf liquor. Now, back in the mists of time, I hated Peretz not for his racism, but instead for his relent­less sup­port for the Contras. (Sandinista!) So I pro­ceeded to slowly com­mit a series of ascend­ing social faux pas on Peretz to annoy him. Accidentally bump­ing into him, inno­cently inter­rupt­ing his con­ver­sa­tions with non-sequitors, spill­ing my drink on his tux, and so on. It took him about an hour, but even­tu­ally he summoned secur­ity to throw us out, lit­er­ally hid­ing behind the guards while call­ing us scum. An hard-earned badge of hon­or I still wear.

  • Steve Dollar says:

    … or selec­ted issues of Forced Exposure.” Made me laugh. Good one, Glenn.

  • Not David Bordwell says:

    I’d con­sider myself a free-speech abso­lut­ist if it wer­en’t for this anonym­ous handle I main­tain for pro­fes­sion­al reasons…damn!
    In related news, GetTV, a diginet I’m pretty sure on the basis of recent tweets Glenn actu­ally watches, is run­ning AFRICA SCREAMS this week.