The Marvels, EO, Headspace and Fingernails are in cinemas, Nyad is on Netflix. Fingernails is also on AppleTV+.

The best film I saw in a cinema this week was made in 1991. Last night’s fundraising screening of Thelma & Louise at the Light House Cuba had all of us coming out nodding and saying, “yup, still holds up.”
To paraphrase a remark from Bob Dylan about music, the question “Why do you talk about old films so much?” can always be answered with “Because there are more good old films than there are good new films.” Novelty has its place, and I love that there is new stuff to talk about each week, but never to the exclusion of past greats.
But, back to the present and the latest attempt by Marvel to stop stumbling and get the MCU train back on the tracks.
It’s interesting to read other reviews and to see responses split largely along gender lines. There seems to be an assumption in some parts that a female-led superhero picture will inherently be less interesting but that really isn’t the case here.
The strengths of The Marvels is in the relationship and rapport between the three ‘marvels’ that give the film its title: the original Captain Marvel (Brie Larsen), the most powerful being in the universe but essentially exiled to sort shit out in the outer reaches of the galaxy; Monica Rambeau (Teyonah Parris), grown-up daughter of Captain Marvel’s best friend; and Kamala Khan (aka Ms. Marvel played with pizzazz by Iman Vellani), fresh from the Disney+ series of the same name.
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The colonial Kree – the race that was so determined to wipe out the peaceful Skrulls all those films ago – has descended into environmental disaster and a civilisation endangering civil war. They blame this on Captain Marvel for destroying their AI leadership in a previous film and she’s now known to them as “The Annihilator”.
In order to save their homeworld, the new Kree leader (a very good Zawe Ashton) has come up with a plot that will steal all of the things that their planet needs to survive – atmosphere, oceans and sunlight. It’s a race against time for these three unlikely teammates to save the places and the people they love.
For all its complicated ties to other titles that you may or may not have seen or care about, I found very little of The Marvels to be disagreeable – the opposite, in fact – largely because the running time doesn’t succumb to the bloat of other films in the franchise and because there’s some delightfully daffy moments that made me – at least – laugh out loud.
The pace does mean that there are moments that are not dwelt on when they possibly should.
After a sequence where the Kree attack what is basically a Skrull refugee camp – they are given an ultimatum to leave or face destruction – and a vast number of Skrulls have to be left behind to face their inevitable doom, the speed and ease with which everyone just gets over it and back to their banter leaves a sour taste.
Maybe it’s the unfortunate parallels with this particular moment in our history, but the Marvel universe’s attitude to mass – let’s call it what it is – genocide is callous. If your character doesn’t have a name, or any lines of dialogue, you remain expendable – in your thousands or your millions. You will be mourned by the principals for about five minutes before they go back to their own personal concerns.

Another film with strong female relationships at its core is the brilliant new Netflix picture Nyad.
Annette Bening plays the real-life sportswoman Diana Nyad who made her name in the 70s as a long distance ocean swimmer. Despite many extraordinary athletic achievements the failure to swim from Cuba to Florida in 1978 haunted her and at the age of 60 she decides to recommence training for a swim that everyone around her considers to be impossible.
She enlists – press-gangs might be a better word – her best friend Bonnie (Jodie Foster) to be her coach and ‘gofer’ and it is the relationship between them that gives the film its core and most of its many pleasures.
One of the straight-up most satisfying films of the year, my only quibble is that it really deserved a soaring Vangelis-type score, rather than the chord-by-numbers noodling of Alexandre Desplat. It’s a perfectly pleasant arrangement of notes but this film deserves a THEME. Something that would get you on your feet (even if it also means getting you off your couch).

One of the very best films out of this year’s New Zealand International Film Festival is returning to cinemas. EO is a stunning return to form for Jerzy Skolimowski who will be well known to cinephiles for The Shout in the 70s and Moonlighting in the 80s.
I direct you to the review I wrote during NZIFF:
This was an absolute gut punch of a movie, as powerful a conclusion as I have seen in recent years. But like the proverbial iron fist inside a velvet glove, it’s also one of the most beautiful and elegiacal films I have seen in the same period.
It’s a film in which a humble donkey becomes the way we see modern Europe, our exploitative relationship with animals, and the hypocrisy of humanity’s so-called love of nature.
It’s a road movie of a sort, and we follow the donkey EO (played by six different donkeys, in fact) from a Polish circus to … well, no, I can’t tell you where we end up but I can say that we meet several characters whose economic or political desperation causes them to mistreat the non-human characters around them
Inspired by Bresson’s 1966 classic Au Hasard Balthazar, EO in fact stands as a masterpiece in its own right. Polish writer-director Jerzy Skolimowski is a veteran who was making his early films at the time that Bresson’s film came out and EO is the best of his illustrious career.
My first film from this year’s NZIFF catalogue, I came out thinking that nothing I could watch afterwards could top it. We shall see.

Headspace is a curiosity. An animated family feature made in South Africa and featuring a South African voice cast, it is set – for sensible commercial reasons – in generic small-town USA in a generic American high school.
Sadly, that’s not the only thing about it that’s generic.
A galactic peacekeeping starship is damaged in a fight with the evil Zolthard (Zak Hendrikz) and his robot minions. Forced to Earth for repairs they discover that they are, in fact, almost microscopic by our standards and can hide out inside the brain of daydreamer student Norman (Bonko Khoza) and can talk to him and control his actions.
When Zolthard follows in order to finish them off, he takes over the brain of the high school principal, and zombifies some of the staff.
The animation is about as good as the first Toy Story from 1995, which is probably enough to support the clichéd story and characters.

Another entry in Apple’s streaming fascination with technology and its impact on our lives – I really should write something longer about this – Fingernails is also in the off-kilter Greek filmmaking tradition known as the “Greek weird wave”. Filmmakers like Jorgos Lanthimos (The Lobster), Athina Tsangari (Attenberg), Elina Psykou (The Eternal Return of Antonis Paraskevas) and others, seem to delight in subtly subverting the rules of reality.
The first challenge in Christos Nikou’s Fingernails is to work out when the film is taking place. It appears to be a parallel 1980s New York where a new technology has been invented that can tell the partners in a couple whether they are really in love with each other.
The results of the test are simple: zero percent, fifty percent or one hundred percent. The problem is, if the answer is fifty percent you don’t know which partner has ‘failed’ the test.
Actually, arguably a bigger problem is that the test requires the removal and destruction of one of your fingernails, hence the title.
Trust in love has dipped deleteriously across all of society and the test is supposed to give couples confidence to partner with each other. Except that the failure rate for the test is very high giving rise to ‘love academies’ where couples are coached by experts at how to be ‘in love’ successfully – or successfully enough to pass the test and become certified.
Jessie Buckley plays Anna, an elementary school teacher who takes a job at one of these academies. Successfully certified with her partner Ryan (The Bear’s Jeremy Allen White) she immediately suggests the flaw in this whole schemozzle by lying to him about where she is working.
Worse, she starts to have feelings for her co-worker Amir (Riz Ahmed) but the test is infallible. Or is it?
Fingernails could drive you mad with its logical imperfections or delight you by dramatising one of those aspects of being human that we are all painfully aware of but rarely talk about – that even when we are in love we can never know everything about the person we are in love with. And what we risk when we make that matter.