The Boy and the Heron, Next Goal Wins and Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé are in cinemas

After I came out of Hayao Miyazaki’s The Boy and the Heron yesterday I texted this message to the family chat:
Don’t read or listen to anything about Boy and the Heron before watching. Not even from me.
This is excellent advice when it comes to getting the most out of the film but it presents something of a challenge for this newsletter. I’m going to make a list of observations that I hope are helpful but that do nothing to spoil reveal any of the surprises that are in the film. There are many.
This is the fourth excellent film released recently by a director who is in their 80s but this the only one of the four that seems to be personally informed by age and ageing. A dreamlike remembrance of things past, if you like.
The film is set during World War II and – even during the fantasy sequences – all the characters are hungry.
The opening sequence feels like a nod to Grave of the Fireflies, a Ghibli film made by Miyazaki’s colleague Isao Takahata, released on the same day as My Neighbour Totoro in April 1988.
It’s clearly a film that could have been conceived and made by no other director than Miyazaki.
Visually, it feels inspired by Miyazaki’s love of Europe and European architecture and the European tales that he has adapted in the past: The Borrowers (which became Arietty), Tales From Earthsea (actually directed by Miyazaki’s son Goro), Howl’s Moving Castle.
It combines the weird, often nightmarish, qualities of Spirited Away with the realistic context of The Wind Rises.
In fact, it does a wonderful job of showing how fine a line there is between dreams and nightmares.
While there is a lot of visual invention – and cuteness – I don’t think this is a film that children will get much out of.
From memory, there are no Ghibli cats. Lots of different kinds of bird, but no cats.
The final scene – the final shot – is as devastating a personal statement as Scorsese’s Killers of the Flower Moon. It stunned me and – even though I generally stay through the credits – I couldn’t move for several minutes afterwards.
I’m going back to see it again on Sunday, that’s how much I loved this film.

When I’m confronted by a remake or an adaptation of an earlier work, I try and think of the two things as being coffee and instant coffee. They may share a name but they are different beverages and making comparisons between them is pointless.
So, I went in to Taika Waititi’s Next Goal Wins determined to put out of my mind the excellent documentary of the same name that inspired it. It deserves to stand on its own merits.
At least it would, if it had any.
The tale of the American Samoan football team, their rehabilitation following the greatest defeat in international football history to Australia in 2001 thanks to the arrival of a hard-bitten professional coach, who in turn sees his own rehabilitation thanks to the players and the people of the island, is a great story and told straight it could have been a real crowd-pleaser.
But Waititi can’t tell it straight. He has to embellish and insert himself into it. He adds cheap jokes that come at the expense of the people he is trying to celebrate and he basically sells out everyone involved.
I’m usually a supporter of Waititi and see his wild tonal variations as a feature not a bug of the system but Next Goal Wins doesn’t land enough of the laughs to justify the approach that he is taking.
It feels rotten to criticise a film that centres Pasifika people and culture to a global audience for the first time, a film that also stops to patiently explain – and respectfully portray – fa’afine and gender diverse people to a mass audience but I’m afraid that’s what I have to do.
Such a missed opportunity but I suppose we must be grateful that it exists at all and that veteran Pacifica performers like Oscar Kightly and Dave Fane are getting to show their work on a Hollywood scale.
Next Film Wins, maybe?

If you’ll forgive me, and because it’s not online anywhere in text form, I’ll re-use my review of the Beyoncé concert movie from RNZ’s At the Movies this week:
Still in the world of pop music, but definitely not stealing or draining anyone else’s talent because she has more than enough to go around, is Beyoncé Knowles-Carter who – like Taylor Swift – has put a filmed record of her extraordinary Renaissance concert tour on big screens around the world.
It’s not quite the same as Swift’s Eras tour that came out about a month ago. This is more like a documentary with long performance segments interspersed with behind-the-scenes footage from the preparation, rehearsals and the shows, and with extra little digressions into her family and a Destiny’s Child reunion.
I appreciated that Ms. Knowles-Carter wanted to spotlight the other creative collaborators and the hard-working crew. It takes hundreds of people to make a production like that and I’m always curious about what makes modern show people tick – there are no people like them, as the old song says, they smile when they are low.
And the great diva herself has enough self-knowledge to admit that there are three versions of her in the film: the wife and mother; the hard-as-nails businesswoman employing all these people. And the extraordinary force of nature that appears when she walks on stage. Even she doesn’t quite know where that comes from.
Unlike Swift, who looks like she might have stepped out of the audience, just one of you ordinary folks who – shucks – had a bit of talent and got lucky, Beyoncé is like a god walking among us. Someone who can dictate that her shows are a ‘safe space’ for the alphabet people who make up so many of her fans. Someone who’s digital alter-ego is entirely made of chrome and shoots lasers from her nipples. She demands awe and it’s easy for an audience – including your humble correspondent – to comply.
But the film fails to wrestle with many of her contradictions. She boosts – and is adored by –many of the most marginalised subcultures that modern life has to offer but charges them a fortune to be in her presence. Her shows are technological marvels, and they bring so much joy to so many, but I’m not sure that flying back to Cannes in a private jet after every show is all that sustainable, you know, long term.
Missing in action
There are a few films in cinemas at the moment that are playing bafflingly limited sessions and that has meant that I can’t get to them in time for this newsletter.
Bradley Cooper’s Maestro, the biography of Leonard Bernstein, is only playing one session a day at Coastlands in Paraparaumu (of all places) so it looks like that will have to wait for its Netflix debut on 20 December.
Dicks: The Musical had a few more sessions but they clashed with both of The Boy and the Heron and Next Goal Wins yesterday.
I didn’t even realise until this moment that John Woo’s Silent Night was screening in Upper Hutt and Miramar.
The haphazard way that films are being released now makes planning difficult and execution sometimes impossible. But we soldier on.
Further reading and listening
I was up early this morning to chat to Corin Dann on RNZ’s Morning Report this morning about my soon-to-be-published guide to Twelve Films of Christmas. It’s always good to get in to the studio and see how the rest of the sausage gets made.
Yesterday, I posted a think piece about the price rise for Neon and Sky Sports that was recently announced by Sky TV. I’m planning an end-of-year survey on the state of streaming and physical media before we get to Christmas.