Monkey Man, Love Lies Bleeding, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, Kung Fu Panda 4 and The Mountain are all in cinemas
This has easily been the most violent week of cinema I have ever experienced. Monkey Man and Love Lies Bleeding have some absolutely brutal and bloody set-pieces, Godzilla x Kong is just one giant punch-up after another and even Kung Fu Panda is mostly fighting.

The difference between Monkey Man and all the others, though, is that all that violence is fuelled by a justified rage, rather than a desire to shock (or a lack of any other way to close out a story).
Dev Patel’s revenge fantasy is yet another work of art about India’s cultural tendency towards dehumanisation of large segments of its population and the damage that is being done in the race to become a capitalist showpiece and global superpower.
Patel himself plays a character known in the credits as “Kid” but who takes on several personas on his way to taking down the corrupt cop who destroyed his village and his future.
When we meet him he is being paid to lose underground bareknuckle fights but there is a method to his masochistic madness. All around him are the poor, the destitute, the hungry (and those who prey on them), while the rich live gilded lives at high end VIP clubs like Kings.
Kid insinuates himself into the upstairs/downstairs world, his eventual shot at his nemesis (Sikander Kher) is a painful failure but the rescue and love he receives from an even more marginalised community than his, spurs him back into action.
There’s a passionate political context to this film which gives it considerable urgency. A pro-Hindu political party is on the verge of taking power and the spectre of religious authoritarianism and corruption haunts the story.
It’s a brutally honest depiction of present day Indian religious and cultural intolerance, so it’s probably no surprise that it couldn’t be filmed there. Indonesia, in fact, plays a lightly-fictionalised version of one of India’s megacities and lots of experienced East Asian martial artists and stuntmen are on hand to provide fodder for the Kid’s single-minded quest for justice.
Monkey Man is a staggeringly violent watch but it’s also an emotional one, the Kid’s fists of righteous fury are powered by sorrow at the direction that India is taking. A magnificent achievement.

There are plenty of yucky moments in Rose Glass’s Love Lies Bleeding – I sat next to another critic and we both found ourselves averting our eyes at some of the grotesqueries on offer in a small-town gothic noir that might have been a Coen Brothers film in their early days.
It’s 1989 (because cellphones would render the story moot) and Kristen Stewart is Lou, managing a gym in a dead-end New Mexico town. A stranger arrives, Jackie (played by Katy O’Brian), passing through town on her way to compete in a bodybuilding show in Las Vegas.
Romantic sparks fly between them, but when Jackie’s ’roid rage causes a disaster, we discover that Lou (and the family she pretends to disavow) are up to their necks in some very bad stuff.
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How to keep their love alive when neither of them are thinking straight – and they are besieged by very bad people – becomes the big problem.
This is the kind of film that actors love – bad hair, bad teeth, unforgiveable behaviour – but that can turn audiences off. It’s extremely well put together, though, and the ‘urk’ moments certainly pop (for want of a better word), but I couldn’t help feeling that I would care more for the film if I cared a teeny bit more for the characters.

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is the latest in the long-running Monarch-Monster-Verse franchise that was designed to wrap some kind of (any kind of) story around a collection of disparate and valuable classic characters.
The lead-up to this film was mainly in the form of the AppleTV+ series Monarch which provided a bunch of backstory and which we enjoyed in this house, largely because it used the monsters sparingly in favour of some character-driven drama.
Blockbuster feature films don’t have that luxury, however, so in GxK we are treated to extended and exhausting battles between various combinations of King Kong, Godzilla, Mothra, Tiamat, Skar King, and others. (Thank goodness for Wikipedia, I wouldn’t have kept up otherwise.)
By the end, my attention had drifted away from the wanton destruction of Rio de Janeiro and towards the Kiwi DNA of the picture: cinematographer Ben Seresin was born here, actor Rachel House (see below) has a significant role, Wētā Digital are responsible for a good proportion of the amazing effects, Wellington actor Allan Henry does a remarkable job once again on (uncredited) performance capture duty as Kong, and the indigenous people whose knowledge becomes crucial to peace eventually breaking out are called the Iwi.

Looking through my archives, I can see that I enjoyed the original Kung Fu Panda (“resembles an eight-year-old’s bedroom while they are throwing all their toys around” I said in 2008) and the 2011 second edition was an improvement (“I feel certain that even the great Tex Avery would be proud of some of the action”) but somehow number three (2016) passed me by.
Whatever pleasures there to be gleaned from Kung Fu Panda 4 are now pretty much third-hand. It feels like a script from a Saturday morning cartoon given some amazing animation, but that animation is now heavily recycled.
Po (Jack Black) is told by his master Shifu (Dustin Hoffman at 86) that it is time to pack in being the Dragon Warrior and become the spiritual leader of the Valley of Peace. No one likes change, however, so Po resists and chooses to go and battle the Chameleon (Viola Davis) alongside new best friend, the fox Zhen (Awkwafina).
Lessons will be learned, the inevitability of change will be accepted, friends will temporarily become enemies and enemies will become friends. And so on and so forth. Which I see now is also how I ended my review of the first one.

Rachel House’s Kiwi family movie The Mountain/Te Mounga is uneven but ends up packing a pretty decent punch.
Eleven-year-old Sam (Elizabeth Atkinson) escapes from the cancer ward in order to climb the mountain (her tīpuna or ancestor) who she believes will give her the strength to fight off a recurrence of the disease.
She is joined on her quest by two other misfits who have their own reasons for making the journey. Mallory (Reuben Francis) is the new kid in town (Inglewood, Taranaki) who has moved there after the death of his mother. Bronco (Terence Daniel) also has some parental issues – his dad (Troy Kingi) is the town’s overworked new cop and doesn’t have enough time for him.
What I liked best about The Mountain is that the script (and House’s direction) allows these characters to be the weird little kids that almost all eleven-year-olds are, before adolescence and adults carve off all those odd little edges that they have.
It’s also a good introduction to tikanga (Māori protocol and culture) for young people, and it will drive some of New Zealand’s more reactionary political voices mad. Worth it just for that.
