Alien: Romulus and Ghostlight are in cinemas, The Instigators is streaming on Apple TV+ and Jackpot! is streaming on Prime Video
Greetings once again to new subscribers. Once a week, I do a quick (ish) rundown of the new releases that I’ve been able to get to in the previous seven days. Unlike the other daily posts, these won’t always be recommendations so be warned.

I’m not an Alien expert but I suspect that Alien: Romulus is the first of the franchise to make explicitly clear the amount of evil and exploitation the Weyland-Yutani company is capable of and, because they are a proxy for capitalism generally, one suspects that Karl Marx would feel right at home with it.
Alien-ation, if you will.
Indeed, this is the Alien film that finally suggests that the xenomorphs are actually a better alternative than the faceless company that is strip-mining the universe for profit. Both are essentially breeding workers to serve their mission of universal domination, it’s just that the aliens are more honest about it.
Several years after Alien (but also some decades before Aliens), a young mineworker named Rain (Cailee Spaeny) is told that her petition to leave for a new life somewhere greener has been rejected. The company has doubled her quota which means another eight years (at least).
Equally frustrated co-workers, with estuary English accents, have hatched an escape plan. An abandoned Weyland-Yutani ship has appeared above their planet and with the help of Rain’s adopted android brother Andy (David Jonsson) they can steal the cryopods aboard and fly away to freedom.
As you might expect, that ship is empty for a reason and the script – by director Fede Alvarez and Rodo Sayagues – proceeds to set up several ticking clocks as well as reintroducing the adult xenomorph from Alien, lots of its babies and several genetically modified improvements.
There’s lots of fan service callbacks which can sometimes be tiresome but in this case, I really didn’t care enough to take offence.
If you think about it, the fact that so much of Alien: Romulus feels like a copy of earlier Alien films is just a meta commentary on modern franchise filmmaking. Just like the single-minded acid-blooded antagonists, this film exists solely for the purpose of urgently replicating its own DNA until there’s nothing left but aliens. And Aliens.

For the first half of Ghostlight, I felt certain that it had bitten off way more than it could chew as it attempted to navigate deep family trauma, the bard as the source of all that is good and true, and also broad comedy at the expense of amateur actors – one of my least favourite tropes. But then it manages to delicately glide in to land and the painfully manufactured setup actually pays off. Bravo!
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Real-life family of pro-actors, Keith Kupferer (father Dan), Tara Mallen (mom Sharon) and Katherine Mallen Kupferer (teenage daughter Daisy), portray a working-class Chicago family slowly falling apart following the tragic loss of son Brian. Dan works for a roading contractor and his distraction is affecting his ongoing employment prospects. Sharon wants to plant a garden in the backyard, where Brian passed. And Daisy is acting up at school and on the verge of expulsion.
Somehow, Dan is tempted to wander into the old cinema where the local community theatre are rehearsing Romeo & Juliet, a production where everyone is enthusiastically miscast, and he finds himself reading in for Capulet and being drawn into a secret life.
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At first it’s about escape but eventually he comes to realise that the empathy required to be a successful actor is a transferable life skill and the route to some kind of healing.

The Instigators reunites Matt Damon and Hong Chau from one my favourite films of the last few years, Alexander Payne’s Downsizing. It also reunites Damon with co-star (and co-writer here) Casey Affleck from Good Will Hunting (and others), Damon with co-producer Ben Affleck from lots of things, and Damon with director Doug Liman from The Bourne Identity.
So, all very chummy and good on the deep pockets of Apple for paying for them to have such a good time together.
Chau plays a psychiatrist who is treating Marine veteran Damon for depression. He gets drawn into a very poorly planned heist by Affleck’s small-time alcoholic criminal and, of course it goes terribly wrong. They find themselves being chased all over Boston – Good Will Hunting and Ben Affleck’s The Town come to mind – by Ving Rhames’ relentless cop and Paul Walter Hauser’s dimwitted representative of their unhappy employers.
This is a bigger film than it looks – explosions, car chases – but also has the requisite amount of amusing banter at the expense of masculine fragility (fragile masculinity?) and corrupt local government.
There is also a quite extraordinary amount of swearing – to the extent that even I got a little uncomfortable watching it at home.

I’ve long believed that the more fun a cast and crew has making a movie, the less fun the audience has watching it and that is proven once more by Paul Feig’s gratuitously filthy Jackpot!
A very long credits sequence shows the self-satisfied cast producing ever more disgusting improvisations and breaking each other up in the process.
Even when something like this isn’t to my taste, I know I have to try and appreciate it for what it is, so I will say that it is quite a clever comedic twist on The Running Man, the relentless violence is often quite amusingly staged, Awkwafina finally gets a role that breaks her out of family animation voice-hell, and John Cena also leans into the fact that he is a pretty odd looking dude.
It’s 2030 and California has produced a new twist on the toxic gambling mess that is the State Lottery. In the Grand Lottery, winners are notified digitally that they have won, a drone locates them, and then the public have a chance to take their winnings if they can kill them before sundown. No guns or ballistics, but everything else is fair game.
This has produced a lucrative security industry where – for a percentage of your winnings – freelancers will try and protect you. This is where John Cena’s peace-loving ex-mercenary comes in, trying to keep the mob from doing in Awkwafina’s down-on-her-luck actor with the 2.3 billion dollar winning ticket slash bounty on her head.
In the cynical vein of films like Idiocracy, this will probably find a long tail of an audience but I just felt old and out of touch when I realised I literally had never heard of the crucial celebrity cameo, rapper Machine Gun Kelly.