..my own, that is.
This is a truly self-indulgent post, but I imagine some of my audience might get a jolt out of the picture below the fold, particularly if they prepare for it by taking in the portrait of my goofy mug in the below “Just My Opinion” post…
Indeed, here I am in the winter of 1979, with my pal Liz, in the offices of the William Paterson College newspaper The Beacon. I had developed genuine expertise in pretentious posing by my early twenties, as you see. But jeez. How did I get my hair to do that? My Lovely Wife is beside herself (Liz, who I reconnected with via Facebook, just unearthed the shot). She wants to know if I used conditioner, what the hell it looked like after I got out of the shower, and so on. No idea, have I.

I’ve been trying to think of something to say about that picture for a while now, but I think I’m speechless.
Would “up your nose with a rubber hose” be inappropriate?
Not everyone knows that after a fight with Richard, Karen Carpenter briefly replaced him with Billy Joel. Recordings have yet to surface.
Hey! It’s Sideshow Bob’s long lost brother, Sideshow Kenny!
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Willy P, huh? I grew up in Wayne, small world…
Why, it’s Paul Stanley the day before he joined KISS.
This picture is of particular interest to me. My father and my brothers went bald in their twenties. I am 32 and yet to lose a single hair from my fabulously glossy and head of blond hair. I escaped the curse.
And no, my parents did not take the wrong baby home from the hospital.
So, for giggles, I try to find you on Facebook, and what comes up? A gentleman with a similar name, who has a photograph of marijuana as his profile picture. Don’t worry, not trying to Facebook-stalk you, just vaguely curious. 🙂
Bald guys are more virile.
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Dan—that’s not me. I have a perfectly legit Facebook profile under my own name exactly as spelt here and all over this website, and I havn’t touched the weed in years. I’m so out of it that about 10 years ago, involved in a love triangle with a woman whose other entanglement was with a dedicated herbalist, I almost broke it off with her when she mentioned the other man was celebrating 4/20, and I took it to mean he was commemorating Hitler’s birthday. So there you have it.
Speaking of Hitler, weren’t you in the Dictators?
(This is Doug, Mr. Kenny, using Rachel’s account!)
Oh, I know, I seriously doubt a working writing professional would have a weed photo on his Facebook. 🙂 Just found it amusing, and also thought I’d pass it along in case there’s ever a case of mistaken identity.
This is the most amazing photo ever. New Facebook icon, hello!
gk, this is my new screensaver, although i’m slightly disappointed spicoli isn’t in the shot.
Glenn! Wow. That pic is awesome. You should use that for all your fest credentials henceforth, just to enjoy the security people gazing back-and-forth in consternation between the photo and the current you. You can just look at them with a disdainful “what, you gonna say something about my balding?!” stare.
Love the “Welcome Back Kotter” reference above, too. I can just hear you saying, “Yo, Mister Kot-TER!”
Or: Kick out the jams, MUTHERFATHER!!!
(It’s Doug again…)
Well, you know I am not shocked; amused, but not shocked. Tell Lovely Wife it probably took quite some time for that to dry unless you were blow-drying which might account for the volume…BTW: there is a link to this on Salon (!?) PS: Happy Birthday–Beth
Apparently, using the phrase “hair loss” brings the spammers out in droves. Droves, I tell you!
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Hes got one big fuzzy wuzzy on his head!!