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Some "Watchmen" thoughts

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As a fan (with qual­i­fic­a­tions) of the Alan Moore/Dave Gibbons graph­ic nov­el of fame and legend, I have of course been curi­ous about the Zack-Snyder-directed adapt­a­tion, although the news that Snyder was dir­ect­ing nev­er filled me with high hopes. Anybody who could tackle Frank Miller’s po-faced homage to fas­cist­ic mach­ismo 300 with such brio and then turn around and tackle Watchmen would have to have some kind of ideo­lo­gic­al screw loose, or at the very least not be all that bright. 

As it hap­pens, I found the filmic Watchmen a largely tedi­ous, even ener­vat­ing exper­i­ence. A lot of it has to do with the fact that Snyder dir­ects like a pre­ser­va­tion­ist rather than an inter­pret­er. It might have been a kick to see this set-in-an-alternate-1980s tale dir­ec­ted like an ’80s pic­ture. maybe. But no; we instead get a lot of slav­ish recre­ations of Gibbons’ pan­els. They look impress­ive, yes. Although, just as 300’s look was sub­merged in Stygian muck, Watchmen is darkened by a thick gray-blue through­out; even the few bright day­light scenes look like rainy days. 

Snyder also, quite pre­dict­ably, pumps up the viol­ence (or, as some would have it, “action”) to grot­esque pro­por­tions, while sli­cing down the mord­antly play­ful par­od­ic ele­ments of the ori­gin­al to little more than a nub. As the ulti­mate com­ic book about com­ic books, Watchmen nev­er needed to be taken out of its ori­gin­al form; but giv­en the way com­ic books and cinema have informed each oth­er since the days of Winsor McCay even, it was­n’t entirely incon­ceiv­able to hope for a film Watchmen that could pur­pose­fully re-illuminate some of the knot­ti­er aspects of the original. 

The cast, save for the mag­ni­fi­cent Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach (who I fear many will take as the film’s hero—whereas the graph­ic nov­el was quite thor­oughly and unam­bigu­ously anti­hero­ic), is also a prob­lem. They’re all game and mostly cap­able (save for poor Malin Akerman, who I feel kind of bad for), but they all seem more than just a little at sea, for which Snyder can also be blamed. I ima­gine that if you see the film, you, too, will won­der just why Matthew Goode talks more and more like Marlene Dietrich as the pro­ceed­ings wear on.  Also, I can­’t help it; every time there was an extens­ive voice-over bit from Billy Crudup as Doctor Manhattan, I kept wait­ing for him to con­clude with: “The power to bend space and time to your will? Priceless.”

In any case, I par­ti­cip­ated with my pals Andrew Grant and Aaron Hillis for a pod­cast about the film that is up on Green Cine Daily now. Of the print review­ers who have weighed in so far, I think the Village Voice’s J. Hoberman, while lik­ing the film a bit more than I did, is exactly on the money. And I have to admit, as far as I’m con­cerned, any pic­ture that brings out the Church Lady-esque scold in The New Yorker’s own Little Lord Fauntleroy can­’t be all bad. Also, for sheer enter­tain­ment value, the increas­ingly Howard-Beale-esque anti Watchmen rants my buddy Jeffrey Wells is post­ing every five minutes or so (without hav­ing seen the film, natch), can­’t be beat. This one’s par­tic­u­larly rich (“blaz­ing truth tell­ers”? like, what, are we talk­ing about the Pentagon Papers or some­thing), but they’re all win­ners, really…he even works in a slap at Watchmen fans in his Horton Foote memori­al, chas­tising them for hav­ing an insuf­fi­cient appre­ci­ation for Tender Mercies. What you say? 

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  • I think my appre­ci­ation of Tender Mercies is just fine, thank you very much. This is a very strange film for me. I am altern­ately excited and reviled by it. Excited because I am a huge fan of the ori­gin­al work, but reviled because I know that a lot of the great sub­text and sub­tlety will be lost. I read an inter­view with Zack where he kept stat­ing that he was going to be “reli­giously faith­ful” to the com­ic (I think this was in Wired, but I don’t remem­ber), but then in the next para­graph he goes on to men­tion all the things he had to change. He is good at mak­ing things look good, but so far his filmic out­put are either remakes or adapt­a­tions. I would­n’t call him vis­ion­ary until he does a few “ori­gin­al” movies. I want to see what he does out­side of com­ic book movies.

  • Jeeze, i for­got to men­tion that I have tix to see it in IMAX on Saturday night! Me and my broth­er reliv­ing our geek-youth. Maybe it’ll be fun as a nos­tal­gia trip??

  • Matt Miller says:

    I’m not see­ing the movie until Sunday, but in its defense, the fact that the com­ic’s Rorschach is rather unam­bigu­ously psychot­ic has­n’t pre­ven­ted a sig­ni­fic­ant por­tion of read­ers from see­ing him as the hero of the piece for the last 20+ years.

  • lazarus says:

    He may not be the “hero” but he’s cer­tainly the prot­ag­on­ist, and the one who’s “solv­ing” the mys­tery when no one else seems to care.
    Also, Rorschach has a code that is admir­able, even if his means and Absolutist stance are hard to stom­ach at times. Conversely, the oth­ers all com­prom­ise their beliefs in one way or anoth­er, save for The Comedian, and we know what hap­pens to him.
    I think the ques­tion of wheth­er he’s “right” or not at the end of the film is some­thing as worthy of dis­cus­sion as the choice Casey Affleck’s char­ac­ter makes at the end of Gone Baby Gone. What’s more import­ant, to fol­low the let­ter of the law or impose your own inte­pret­a­tion of justice?

  • S.F. Hunger says:

    LOL @ that mas­ter­card joke, Glenn.
    This is the kind of movie that I’m hav­ing more fun read­ing about than I’m likely to have when I actu­ally see the damn thing.

  • bill says:

    I have my reser­va­tions about this movie as well, but I’m a bit flum­moxed by the people (none of whom are here now, from what I can see) who believe this film should­n’t even exist at all, wheth­er Snyder was at the helm, or someone else. Why is “Watchmen” con­sidered so sac­red and untouch­able, or that it could only work as a mini-series, when no one has any prob­lem with film adapt­a­tions of Dickens or Kafka or etc? The rev­er­ence for the ori­gin­al should prob­ably be dialed down a bit. Have some perspective.
    On the oth­er hand, those who claim that the com­ic is eas­ily fil­mable because read­ing the com­ic is like flip­ping through a bunch of story­boards clearly have no under­stand­ing of either com­ics OR storyboards.
    And Glenn, leav­ing my ser­i­ous prob­lems over your use of the word “fas­cist” to describe “300” aside, Snyder can make both movies for the same reas­on I can like both com­ics. Many shades, and all that.

  • swhitty says:

    @Glenn
    “The cast, save for the mag­ni­fi­cent Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach (who I fear many will take as the film’s hero— where­as the graph­ic nov­el was quite thor­oughly and unam­bigu­ously antiheroic)…”
    Exactly. Actually, David Poland has already com­pared him, favor­ably, to a Bogart char­ac­ter. (Maybe, if Bogie played a homo­phobic fas­cist vigil­ante?) R may end up being the most mis­in­ter­preted “hero” of adoles­cents since Holden Caulfield.
    In ret­ro­spect, I think this was just a bad idea from the start. A graph­ic nov­el is not a story­board for a movie; a graph­ic nov­el is a graph­ic nov­el. And everything that this film had to, per­haps neces­sar­ily cut (the inter­pol­ated com­ics, psych reports, chapters of oth­er books) is exactly the sort of meta-fictional stuff that made the nov­el so rich.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Bill, I know that “fas­cist” is a loaded word, and par­tic­u­larly so these days, but I’m gonna stand my ground on this one. (Anyhow, I hedged my bet a bit by say­ing “fas­cist­ic” rather than “fas­cist.”) As far as ‘300’ is con­cerned, if you’re look­ing for qual­it­ies that fit the dic­tion­ary definitions—you know, “bel­li­ger­ent nation­al­ism,” “mil­it­ar­ism,” and so on; as they say in those spa­ghetti sauce com­mer­cials, it’s in there.
    This isn’t new to Miller, whose work I used to really love—the Janson-inked ‘Daredevil’s, ‘Ronin’—and who even­tu­ally lost me as his work got more and more viciously mis­an­throp­ic, adoles­cent, and humorless…despite the con­tinu­ing invent­ive­ness of his graph­ic work. (Interestingly enough, it was­n’t in his com­ic book work that he first revealed his fas­cist­ic lean­ings, but in his co-scripting of ‘RoboCop 2,’ which was both a betray­al of the ori­gin­al and kind of jaw-droppingly offens­ive.) There’s some­thing really weirdly mov­ing about his desire to dir­ect ‘The Spirit,’ since his own work has wandered so far from that of Eisner—the com­ic book world’s greatest human­ist, perhaps—that they don’t even seem to inhab­it the same plan­et any­more. And that Miller does­n’t neces­sar­ily see it that way.
    Still, this is all just my opin­ion, as they say. So let me back up just a bit and allow that maybe I’m being a little too sub­ject­ive, or even ego­centric, to sug­gest that it’s some sort of con­tra­dic­tion to har­bor equal enthu­si­asm for ‘300’ and ‘Watchmen,’ and per­haps I ought to get off that par­tic­u­lar soapbox.
    I think if I have time I’ll watch Losey’s ‘Modesty Blaise’ today…

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    @ Bill
    “I have my reser­va­tions about this movie as well, but I’m a bit flum­moxed by the people (none of whom are here now, from what I can see) who believe this film should­n’t even exist at all, wheth­er Snyder was at the helm, or someone else. Why is “Watchmen” con­sidered so sac­red and untouch­able, or that it could only work as a mini-series, when no one has any prob­lem with film adapt­a­tions of Dickens or Kafka or etc?”
    I think part of it is because of Moore and Gibbon’s decision to tell a story using com­ic book devices that are not able to be duplic­ated oustide of that format. For instance, in the issue “Fearful Symmetry” if you turn to the exact middle of the com­ic book and work your way back to the begin­ning and end of the book, you’ll find that the pan­els are layed out as exact mir­ror images on either side of the mid­point all the way to either end of the book (and their con­tent reflects each oth­er also). That is some­thing inher­ent to the format that can­not be duplicated.
    That being said, I think it’s per­fectly OK to adapt the com­ic. But (not hav­ing seen the movie yet, mind you) I agree that Snyder’s attempt to slav­ishly duplic­ate the art­work fails for that reas­on alone. He can­’t do it. Interpreting it would prob­ably have been the bet­ter way to go.

  • Owain Wilson says:

    I’m see­ing it tonight. I have not read the graph­ic nov­el and do not know much about it, so I’ll be one of the few guys in the audi­ence who’ll be view­ing it as a straight movie.
    Given that there is appar­ently a slav­ish repro­duc­tion of pan­el art and all that, I won­der if the film will work for me. I’ve nev­er liked this whole put-the-pages-of-the-comic-on-the-screen approach. Haven’t these people ever heard the word ‘adapt­a­tion’? Adapt the damn thing!
    Anyway. I’m get­ting ahead of myself. I’m really look­ing for­ward to it so I hope I have a good time. If it bores me to tears (as anoth­er recent, hugely anti­cip­ated com­ic book movie did), then at least I’ll have Malin Akerman’s thighs to look at to help me through it.

  • Matt Miller says:

    I think part of it is because of Moore and Gibbon’s decision to tell a story using com­ic book devices that are not able to be duplic­ated oustide of that format.”
    Yeah, I think that’s the crux of it. A recent WIRED art­icle had side­bar quotes from, for lack of a bet­ter descriptor, fam­ous geeks, and one of them (I believe it was Brian K. Vaughn, though it may have been Joss Whedon) described it as akin to doing “Citizen Kane” as a stage play. Yeah, you could largely repro­duce the story, but you would lose too much giv­en the ori­gin­al film’s inherent…film-ness.

  • bill says:

    @ Glenn – Belligerent nation­al­ism? How so? Are you talk­ing about the not-in-the-movie aspects of Spartan cul­ture, like for­cing cit­izens into the mil­it­ary, or the viol­ent defense of their coun­try from invad­ing forces, the lat­ter of which seems pretty reas­on­able to me?
    Anyway, feel free to not answer that, as it’s get­ting way off top­ic. But also, I actu­ally nev­er said I had “equal enthu­si­asm” for “300” and “Watchmen”, and I doubt Snyder – based on what he’s said – does either. And, in fact, I think “300” the movie is pretty dopey, and the com­ic only slightly less so, mainly because of it’s strik­ing art­work, but both provided me with a good time. The main point being that a guy can appre­ci­ate the immense tal­ent and invent­ive­ness that went into cre­at­ing “Watchmen” (the com­ic), while find­ing some of its polit­ic­al ele­ments to be a tad sketchy.
    I am embar­rass­ingly ignor­ant of much of Eisner’s work, though I want very much to cor­rect that, but what you say about Miller’s film of “The Spirit” jibes with what I’ve heard. And I do think that Miller has kind of gone off his rock­er lately ((don’t really remem­ber any­thing about “Robocop 2”, though). Still, are we now call­ing “Sin City” fas­cist, too?
    @ Tony -
    “I think part of it is because of Moore and Gibbon’s decision to tell a story using com­ic book devices that are not able to be duplic­ated oustide of that format.”
    Well, sure, abso­lutely (I was just read­ing some of the com­ic last night, and it is very much a COMIC BOOK, if you know what I mean). But I would hope any artist work­ing in any media would do the same thing, and that includes nov­els. Novels aren’t just these eas­ily fil­mable col­lec­tions of dia­logue and set-pieces, and no one com­plains about adapt­ing those. Hell, SONGS have been adap­ted, and POEMS have been adap­ted, into films. To Moore’s cred­it (and he’s as crazy and obnox­ious and offens­ive lately in his per­sona – at LEAST as crazy, etc. – as Miller, these days), he rails against all adapt­a­tions of any work of art, so he’s con­sist­ent, but those back­ing him up regard­ing “Watchmen” haven’t been. Again, if we’re all cool with Dostoyevsky mak­ing it to the screen, then we should be cool with Moore/Gibbons get­ting the treatment.
    As to the slav­ish­ness of Snyder’s adapt­a­tion, and wheth­er or not that’s a good or bad thing, I don’t know, because I haven’t seen the film. I’m see­ing it tomor­row. We shall see.

  • bill says:

    @ Matt – In that WIRED art­icle, does­n’t John Hodgman say some­thing like “ ‘Watchmen’ can suc­ceed as a film as long as it real­izes it has no reas­on for exist­ing’ ”? Because if so – and I real­ize I’m start­ing to belabor this point – then by that rationale, Lean’s Dickens films have no reas­on for exist­ing, either.

  • Joel says:

    From that pic­ture above, I know exactly why Wells does­n’t like Watchmen: too much damn grain. Anyway, I’ve also nev­er under­stood why lit­er­ate people in 2009 con­tin­ue to lament the inclu­sion of com­ics into the dis­cus­sion of ser­i­ous lit­er­at­ure. I’ve nev­er read a com­ic book or a graph­ic nov­el (even as a child), and I’ve stopped being proud of this fact. Actually, I’m kind of ashamed of it. Also, Tony: if this adapt­a­tion both­ers you, then have you read Cloud Atlas? There’s appar­ently a Tom Twyker adapt­a­tion in the works, and I ima­gine that the nar­rat­ive’s sym­metry is going to prove trouble­some. However, plenty of people have adap­ted “unadapt­able” books by NOT being faith­ful, by just fol­low­ing their own visions–i.e. Cronenberg’s Naked Lunch, Huston’s Under the Volcano, and Carax’s Pola X (Melville’s Pierre).

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @bill, now that Dana Stevens has pro­nounced “300” vile, maybe I’m gonna have to reas­sess it.
    I kid. I sup­pose that, strictly speak­ing, to read bel­li­ger­ent nation­al­ism into ‘300’ is more a mat­ter of con­nota­tion than denota­tion, so I’ll hand you that point; or rather, just say that we read the thing differently.
    John Hodgman. What a nerd.

  • hisnewreasons says:

    …the mord­antly play­ful par­od­ic ele­ments of the ori­gin­al to little more than a nub.”
    I knew some­thing was wrong when I saw how Snyder handled the res­cue scene. It was played as straight-up hero­ism. I did­n’t hear this piece of dia­logue from the comic –
    “Are you with the fire department?”
    “Look, I’m Smokey the Bear’s secret mis­tress. Now could you just get on the ship or throw your­self over the side or something?”
    Not that I feel par­tic­u­larly rev­er­ent toward the ori­gin­al work. If you asked me to choose between “Watchmen” and “The Tale of One Bad Rat,” I would pick the lat­ter with no hes­it­a­tion. But if you are going to make changes, they should be inter­est­ing ones.

  • hisnewreasons says:

    Over at Big Hollywood I notice that John Nolte is join­ing Schlussel’s protest against “Watchmen” being ‘mar­keted toward chil­dren.’ He cites the toy line as being proof.
    Funny. I don’t recall him being upset about the series of mer­chand­ise seen at http://www.cmdstore.com/frmi300.html. (Seriously, does he hon­estly believe that the core audi­ence of Zach Snyder’s pre­vi­ous film were adults?)
    As long as I’m being some­what off-topic, I’ll like to pay trib­ute to this clas­sic toy com­mer­cial found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKSv85mJEmY.
    (I’m not sure if I can embed the links among the text. Hence, my awk­ward citing.)

  • Dan Coyle says:

    I’d argue that 300 the graph­ic nov­el is fas­cist, but not in the way you might think.
    In the book, Leonidas’ con­ver­sa­tion with Ephialtes is the only time the king is allowed to show a shred of ten­der­ness and kind­ness (Gorgo’s role is greatly expan­ded in the film). He lets down Ephialtes the nicest way he pos­sibly can.
    Ephialtes is hav­ing none of that shit. After fail­ing to kill him­self, he throws away all his beliefs and betrays the Spartans out of spite. The mes­sage is clear here- the weak­er are not just weak in body but weak in spir­it; they will betray you no mat­ter how well you treat them (it can­’t be a coin­cid­ence that Leonidas shows more com­pas­sion with Ephialtes than he does his own wife and child), and must be purged. If only his par­ents killed him as a babe, like they were sup­posed to! IF ONLY! I sup­pose 40 years ago when Miller got his teeth knocked out while wear­ing a super­boy cos­tume, the 52 year old Miller would deem him­self too weak and deserved it.
    THAT’s fas­cism, as I define it. Miller’s work was always about revenge, about the vic­tim rising up against their tor­ment­or, but with 300 it became some­thing… dif­fer­ent. Combine that with the bizarre, por­no­graph­ic, ENDLESS beat­ing and hum­il­a­tion of Superman in Dark Knight Strikes Again, and we’ve got some­thing very wrong here.

  • hisnewreasons says:

    Well, I messed up my own punch­line. Here’s the link without the foul­ing period.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKSv85mJEmY

  • Dan Coyle says:

    John Nolte should really change his name to Won’t Someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN? Nolte.
    HNR: I agree One Bad Rat would make a fine, fine film.

  • Brian says:

    Bill, I’m not offen­ded by the exist­ence of a WATCHMEN movie, I just have a hard time ima­gin­ing what it would be like (for the reas­ons you and Tony men­tion, and also just due to time– I heard there was talk of an HBO min­iser­ies a few years back, and I don’t know if that’s true, but I do think hav­ing six or twelve or whatever hours to stretch and play with the nar­rat­ive might make it work bet­ter than hav­ing 2 or 3 hours). But I’m curi­ous to see what it’s like.
    And I sus­pect the out­rage, such as it is, about the adapt­a­tion is not only due to war­i­ness about anoth­er mediocre Moore adapt­a­tion (my stu­dents and I were talk­ing about that today) but because of what Joel kind of alludes to in his com­ments– the defens­ive­ness a lot of com­ics read­ers still feel about the form, and the implic­a­tion that trans­lat­ing it to cinema might make it more “socially accept­able.” I think you’re abso­lutely right that Kafka and oth­er nov­el­ists pose equal/greater chal­lenges in terms of adapt­ing– but (at least now) crit­ics don’t chal­lenge the bon­afides of THE TRIAL of THE METAMORPHOSIS, and don’t hang their heads (à la Anthony Lane) and say, “Geez– ANOTHER adapt­a­tion of a nov­el??” the way they do with com­ic book movies. Douglas Wolk men­tions this in the intro­duc­tion to his book on com­ics, quot­ing a NEW YORKER car­toon– “Man, now I have to pre­tend to like com­ics, too?”
    This des­pite Moore, Grant Morrison, Will Eisner, Marjane Satrapi, Brian K. Vaughn, Art Spiegelman and so many oth­ers who have done such inter­est­ing work (to say noth­ing of Lee & Kirby).
    Anyway, I’m ram­bling, but I did want to thank Glenn for men­tion­ing Miller’s DAREDEVIL– that’s a blast from the past, and I agree it’s bril­liant (even if I prefer his second run on the book with David Mazzucchellii, col­lec­ted as BORN AGAIN in TPB.

  • Brian says:

    Also, this is pretty brilliant.

  • Brian says:

    Um, or rather, THIS is (damn link not work­ing, grumble grumble):
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/485797

  • bill says:

    @Dan Coyle – Fair enough point regard­ing Ephialtes, but I’ll have to wait until I get home and look over the com­ic before I can either fully agree or disagree.
    @Brian – “but (at least now) crit­ics don’t chal­lenge the bon­afides of THE TRIAL of THE METAMORPHOSIS, and don’t hang their heads (à la Anthony Lane) and say, ‘Geez– ANOTHER adapt­a­tion of a nov­el??’ the way they do with com­ic book movies. Douglas Wolk men­tions this in the intro­duc­tion to his book on com­ics, quot­ing a NEW YORKER car­toon– ‘Man, now I have to pre­tend to like com­ics, too?’ ”
    Well, that’s true, but I’m still not sure this fully applies to the idea that “Watchmen” is “unadapt­able”. I mean, Moore makes the same spe­cif­ic points regard­ing adapt­ing the com­ic as every­one else on that side of the issue, and I doubt he’s all that defens­ive about com­ics (in fact, these days he’s one of the people PUTTING com­ic fans on the defens­ive). But I do see your point, and I think a lot of it has to do with two things: One, people still simply are not used to movies based on com­ics as its own genre; and two, more import­antly, how many com­ic book movies have been made that are actu­ally spe­cific­ally adap­ted from a par­tic­u­lar com­ic? Every super­hero movie I can think of is based more or less on the IDEA of Spider-Man or Batman, or who­ever. The Alan Moore adapt­a­tions tech­nic­ally apply, but are so “free” in their inter­pret­a­tions that they basic­ally func­tion the same way. I haven’t read “Ghost World” or “Road to Perdition” or “A History of Violence”, so I don’t know how those fit in, but most people don’t even know those were com­ics in the first place, and don’t seem to care.
    Before I go too far with cit­ing examples and all that, the main point is simply that for the first time people are talk­ing about what makes com­ic books a unique art form, and how that applies to their adapt­a­tion to film. So why now? Why did­n’t any­one com­plain about “what hap­pens between the pan­els” or page lay­outs when “Ghost World” was adap­ted? The fans wer­en’t up in arms back then, so what happened? Are they being hypocritical?
    And I tried to watch that film you linked to earli­er this morn­ing, but my com­puter would­n’t let me. I hope I can later, because it sounds hilarious.

  • Matt Miller says:

    @bill – “Why did­n’t any­one com­plain about “what hap­pens between the pan­els” or page lay­outs when “Ghost World” was adap­ted? The fans wer­en’t up in arms back then, so what happened? Are they being hypocritical?”
    That’s fair. Anecdotally, I recall want­ing to mail Ang Lee a copy of “Understanding Comics” when his Hulk came out, as he did­n’t seem to under­stand that put­ting four sep­ar­ate frames on screen at the same time does­n’t func­tion the same as mul­tiple pan­els on a com­ic page, but I don’t recall there pre­vi­ously being any fan­boy out­cry like this.
    The reas­on “Watchmen” is draw­ing out these cri­ti­cisms is prob­ably because the form­al aspects of Moore’s writ­ing are so fore­groun­ded in the text. That, and fan­boys really don’t give a shit about “Ghost World.”

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Bill: Just to cla­ri­fy I don’t think 300 the book or film are par­tic­u­larly polit­ic­al or fas­cist in any way oth­er than what I said. Even in 1998 or 2007. I read too many reviews of the film which seemed to be simply pro­ject­ing. Miller, as far as I can tell, did­n’t intend it to be any­thing more than a scru­pu­lously researched and accur­ate retell­ing of a his­tor­ic­al incid­ent which really inspired him as a child.
    Miller’s “pulpy response” to 9/11, Holy Terror, Batman!, if it ever mater­i­al­izes, wheth­er it has Batman or not (reports have recently sur­faced that Miller has decided to take Batman out of the story and make it a cre­at­or owned book), well, that’ll provide PLENTY of fod­der for us to talk about for a long, long, looooooooooong time re: politics.
    Dragging this kick­ing and scream­ing back on top­ic, I found that Road to Perdition was super­i­or to the com­ic (though both IMO are pretty awful), History of Violence inferi­or to the com­ic for the big story changes it makes (but still good), and… I haven’t seen Ghost World. In the end, it does­n’t mat­ter to me unless it gets the spir­it of the char­ac­ter right. Iron Man did that, Spider-Man 1 and 2 did that, Daredevil did that but was pretty much hor­rendous in every oth­er respect. Oh, Mark Steven Johnson, you’ll pay for this, you will pay.
    Of course, if Ryan Reynolds gets Deadpool wrong in X‑Men Origins Wolverine, it’s ON LIKE DONKEY KONG.

  • Ellen Kirby says:

    Re: Rorshach hav­ing an “admir­able” code…I’d say that his code is cer­tainly his own and he holds to it, but it’s as fucked-up and ever-shifting as the shad­ows in his mind. As count­less action movies have told us, dir­ect, “kick­ass” action res­ults in the sav­ing of the world – part of what “Watchmen” was about, as far as I can see, is that cut­ting the Gordian Knot (a ref­er­ence that turns up once or twice in the book as I recall) is a quick-fix at best.
    As far as Rorshach being viewed as an unadul­ter­ated hero, well, what­tay­a­gon­nado? Even in this day and age we’re still con­vinced that if we cut just the right Gordian Knot… This isn’t helped by things like a net promo I saw for the movie yes­ter­day which had all the char­ac­ter­’s faces over the ques­tion: “Which Watchman is the most badass? Pick one.” Yeesh. Sorta reminds me of watch­ing “The Visitor” with a friend and hav­ing her roll her eyes at the part near the end where Richard Jenkins’ char­ac­ter is pro­claimed “cool.” Yep, that’s what most important.

  • Matt Miller says:

    @Ellen – “Rorshach hav­ing an “admir­able” code…I’d say that his code is cer­tainly his own and he holds to it, but it’s as fucked-up and ever-shifting as the shad­ows in his mind.”
    Exactly. Without get­ting too deep into spoil­er ter­rit­ory, there’s a reas­on that Harry Truman is ref­er­enced on Page 1 of the book, and that Rorschach’s admir­a­tion for his decision to drop the bomb on Hiroshima is expressed in an essay he wrote as a child: “He dropped the atom bomb on Japan and saved mil­lions of lives because if he had­n’t of [sic], then there would of [sic] been a lot more war than there was and more people would of [sic] been killed. I think it was a good thing to drop the atom­ic bomb on Japan.”
    I mean, Moore really could­n’t have (of?) been any clear­er in point­ing out the bull­shit that is Rorschach’s “code,” could he?

  • Dan says:

    I think Snyder was a bad choice for dir­ect­or, but he tries his hard­est, and this shows def­in­ite improve­ment over “300”. The open­ing title sequence alone is pretty damn good.
    My basic feel­ing is “Middling, could have been worse, ulti­mately worth see­ing once.” It con­tin­ues DC’s streak of at least put­ting out inter­est­ing and sol­id adapt­a­tions of their mater­i­al, if noth­ing else.
    My key com­plaint is really with the sound cues. Cliché, or ill-suited, or under­cut­ting the tone of the piece, they’re all pretty awful. Not to men­tion BLARING. Jesus Christ! Just how loud does “The Sounds of Silence” have to BE, anyway?!

  • I agree that Zack Snyder’s adapt­a­tion did­n’t quite live up to my hopes as a fan of Alan Moore’s Watchmen. However, I can­’t say I was dis­ap­poin­ted. Despite its short­com­ings, I came away from this movie feel­ing quite sat­is­fied. So much that I’m going to have a second serving tomor­row at IMAX. 🙂

  • bill says:

    I hope this is with­in the realm of accept­able blog etiquette, but I just put up my review…
    http://wwwbillblog.blogspot.com/2009/03/superhuman-crew.html

  • MovieMan0283 says:

    I dunno, I kind of sym­path­ize with Jeffrey Wells in his Howard Bealesque hys­teria, warn­ing about the ruin of cinema at the hands of overzeal­ous com­ic book pre­ser­va­tion­ists without actu­ally hav­ing seen the movie (I haven’t either). Perhaps Watchmen does­n’t fit the trend, but I’ve def­in­itely been dis­con­cer­ted to see com­ic books trans­ferred with a kind of mes­si­an­ic pur­ism and/or “let’s do it like they do” chutzpah which runs rough­shod over the unique prop­er­ties of the host medi­um (and incid­ent­ally, often loses whatever charms, often abund­ant, were inher­ent in the ori­gin­al form as well).
    Also, I have trouble keep­ing track of these enter­tain­ingly catty critic-feuds (hope that does­n’t sound catty in turn, because I hon­estly am enter­tained by them) – what’s the beef with Lane? I actu­ally thought you were going to link up to (no longer New Yorker?) David Denby, who does seem to be a rather aestheto-moralistic kick lately, or per­haps always (though again, I’m not entirely out of sympathy).

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Anthony Lane may have a huge stick up his pos­teri­or, but I’ll always love him for his response to Revenge of the Sith: “Break me a fuck­ing give.”

  • Dan Coyle says:

    That’s a good review, Bill, although I thought Wilson was fant­ast­ic, espe­cially in the early scenes, and I was able to tol­er­ate Akerman far more than, well, every­one else, it seems. Maybe I just like her boobs too much. I do think that Snyder is respons­ible for that, though, and how he inter­preted the char­ac­ters. I do think Laurie and her mom are hor­rible people, but I think every­one in the book is hor­rible. Seeingly them played ba acots just makes them more sym­path­et­ic than maybe the text intended.
    Gugino is just weird, as if she saw her­self in the mir­ror dur­ing the makeup ses­sion and tried to keep her­self from laugh­ing the whole scene with Akerman. Or she was told to watch Jessica Walter on Arrested Development for research.
    Morgan and Crudup were per­fect, I thought, though Snyder failed Morgan badly in the Vietnam bar scene.
    Honestly, I thought that this should have been called Alex McDowell’s Watchmen, since his pro­duc­tion design is the real star of the film.

  • bill says:

    Thanks, Dan. I did think Wilson got bet­ter as he went along (and in fact I dis­agree with the cri­ti­cism of his big “nooo!” moment, which I thought kinda worked, myself), but ini­tially I thought he was sort of hor­rible. Then again, he’s a hand­some guy, and maybe that’s the prob­lem. Dan should be shlub, not a good look­ing guy made to look like a shlub.
    I don’t know what Gugino was doing, or what she was being asked to do. She’s a good act­ress, and it felt like Snyder told her “Okay, don’t act well. And.…action!”
    I’m glad you agree with me regard­ing the Vietnamese bar scene. That scene is good ammo for any­one who thinks Snyder was being too rever­ant. Snyder made damn sure he got the com­ic pan­els up on the screen intact, and then moved on. What happened between the pan­els? Don’t ask Snyder.

  • nick says:

    viewed as a movie only (I don’t read com­ics), I had a lot of fun with it. It’s not the second com­ing of JC the Carpenter nor a dis­aster­piece but it’s a lot of wild, kinky fun. Malin Akerman is pure sex.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Dan’s big “Noooo!” moment might have worked bet­ter if he’d actu­ally killed Ozymandias, which he does in the script I read. Him beat­ing Veidt up and then walk­ing away does­n’t QUITE work for me, espe­cially since Veidt would likely con­sider Dan and Laurie a liab­il­ity because of that. Also, if you’re going to have Dan con­front Veidt, which Moore did not do, he’d bet­ter well fuck­ing kill him!
    There’s some­thing else I’d like to point out- Robert Wisden is get­ting a lot of shit for his per­form­ance as Nixon, but I thought he was great. The scene in the Dr. Strangelove bunker (with Garry ” The OTHER Optimus Prime” Chalk doing his best Buck Turgidson) Wisden does some quiet react­ing to the implic­a­tions to the nuc­le­ar exchange that grants this Nixon a quiet human­ity which added a nice little lay­er to the work.

  • bill says:

    I meant the moment when Dan actu­ally yelled “Nooo!”, not his con­front­a­tion with Veidt after­wards, because I agree, that was point­less. Snyder just wanted to add some more punching.
    Ahhh…I did­n’t like the film’s Nixon. Maybe it was the hideous make-up, which could be cloud­ing my judg­ment of the per­form­ance, but to me it felt like a more reserved SNL spoof.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Oh, the makeup is ter­rible. But unlike Gugino, Wisden was able to get some­thing out from under it.

  • storm says:

    Got a free tick­et, I am going to see this movie tonight.I will reserve my review until I return.