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"Grainstorm," my ass; or, Black and White Monk Time

By June 5, 2009No Comments

Strangelove #1

Jeffrey Wells feels burned by the new Sony Blu-ray of Kubrick’s Dr. Strangelove, call­ing the pic­ture a “grain­storm.” I just got my hands on it, haven’t looked at it in its entirety yet, but don’t feel burned at all. The above pic­ture is a snap­shot, taken with my Olympus Sp-55OUZ cam­era, dir­ectly from the screen of my Hitachi 50-inch plasma dis­play. Not to put too fine a point on it, but if what’s above is a “grain­storm” then I’m the pres­id­ent of the Joe Swanberg Fan Club. 

Of course this brings up all the old argu­ments as to grain and its place in a motion pic­ture’s image, the rather absurd sup­pos­i­tion by some that if dead film­makers could return from the grave they’d imme­di­ately avail them­selves of digit­al tech­no­logy and erase all the film grain from their oeuvres, etc., etc. I don’t think I’m going that far on a limb to say that Kubrick in par­tic­u­lar liked a little grain in his images. (Note: Yes, I am mak­ing a delib­er­ate under­state­ment in an attempts at humor.) And of course dur­ing Strangelove’s shots of the siege of Burpleson Air Force base he shoots in extreme “doc­u­ment­ary” style, and of course the res­ults are—a deliberate!—grainstorm…

Strangelove #2

So let me just say my ini­tial impres­sion is that this disc is gor­geous, an excel­lent rep­res­ent­a­tion of the restored ver­sion that I saw at Film Forum last week, and that I think Jeff is all wet, and maybe ought to re-calibrate his monitor. 

UPDATE: Wells responds, and chides me for not acknow­ledging his acknow­ledge­ment of the delib­er­ate grain. Fair enough. But I have to say that the “swarm of mono­chrome Egyptian mos­qui­toes” (nice turn of phrase there, I must say) that he sees on his Strangelove is not what I see on mine. I may have to have him over to my place for a com­par­is­on viewing.

At some point the enorm­ous dif­fer­ence in the way dif­fer­ent sets with dif­fer­ent tech­no­lo­gies resolve film mater­i­al needs to be addressed at some length. (Maybe I can get anoth­er Popular Mechanics assign­ment out of this…) But I was­n’t being entirely facetious in my sug­ges­tion that Wells recal­ib­rate his monitor. 

In the mean­time, one of Wells’ com­menters grouses that we’re arguing about grain on Blu-ray discs when most American fam­il­ies have to scrimp and save to go to the movies at all. Which has to be some kind of new high in con­cern trolling…

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  • Paul says:

    Re-calibrate his mon­it­or”, eh? I like it. I’m using it.

  • Dan says:

    Hands up every­one who thought the first pic was actu­ally a still from the disc.

  • Ed Howard says:

    *Raises hand*
    Seriously, your cam­era must be amaz­ing, Glenn.

  • That cer­tainly looks very much like the three 35mm prints I’ve handled of it, includ­ing an ori­gin­al 1964 Kubrick-approved print. The film has always had a some­what grainy, con­trasty, blown-out white look to it.
    Can’t wait to get my hands on the disc ASAP.

  • JC says:

    Glenn, see­ing as you, like I, have a plasma TV, I won­der if you’d mind address­ing the occa­sion­al phos­phor lag/trails on those sets, par­tic­u­larly dur­ing high-contrast black-and-white films. You know, the yel­low (or green, for some folks) flashes you get when a dark image crosses over an intense white, etc.
    Seeing as you cher­ish high qual­ity video present­a­tion, does this short­com­ing of plasma tech­no­logy (even in the über-expensive Pioneer Kuro sets) irrit­ate you all that much? I doubt my stand­ards are quite as high as yours, but I some­times find it rather distracting.
    (Still much bet­ter than the motion blur encountered on LCD sets, though.)

  • D Cairns says:

    I once spoke to some­body who’d seen a print from the cam­era neg­at­ive of Eyes Wide Shut and he said the grain was very fine, almost invis­ible. So Kubes DELIBERATELY added more to cre­ate the beau­ti­ful grain­storm we saw in the release prints. (I’m going to start using the term “grain­storm” reg­u­larly as a com­pli­ment for nice film images). I mean, it seems incon­ceiv­able that any­body in the SK organ­isa­tion would have had the balls/initiative to add this grain against Kubrick’s wishes after his death. And that’s a very grainy film.
    Grain is not a flaw on the image. It is the image. BluRay is going to make grain more per­cept­ible on any film that has­n’t had some insane post-production smear­ing to blur the “flaw” out.

  • The Chevalier says:

    D Cairns, that’s fac­tu­ally incor­rect. First, Kubrick shot EWS with the grain­i­est film avail­able at the time, the old Eastman 500 EXR, which was, I believe, no longer being man­u­fac­tured. He spe­cific­ally avoided the mod­ern Vision T stocks that had a finer grain. Then, he under­ex­posed the stock by 2 stops in the cam­era and sub­sequently had the neg­at­ive pushed two stops in the lab. He was spe­cific­ally design­ing an ultra-grainy aesthetic.

  • Jett Loe says:

    adding to the Kubrick Grain action = The Chev is right = ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ was delib­er­ately shot under­ex­posed and then pushed at least a stop = more grain action to be had that way!
    + would be nice to see some Blu Ray ‘screen grabs’ of Dr. Strangelove rather than snapshots 🙂

  • Scott Nye says:

    Ignoring the fact that wheth­er or not film­makers wanted the grain there, it is there and should be presen­ted with it if need me…Spielberg tries to keep grain in his pic­tures, and main­tains it on home video. All the way up ’til now, even moreso actu­ally. Just saying.

  • D Cairns says:

    Factually incor­rect” or not, a well-connected per­son who wishes to be name­less saw the un-grainy EWS print with his own eyes. I have reas­on to regard him as a trust­worthy wit­ness. He was able to com­pare notes with Martin Scorsese after­wards, if that helps.
    Perhaps, des­pite all Kubrick’s choices, the grain was still COMPARITIVELY subtle com­pared to what we saw in the release prints.

  • The Chevalier says:

    D Cairns, go look up the old American Cinematographer art­icle from ’99. Eastman 500 EXR, 2 stops under­ex­posed, two stops pushed. That does not cre­ate a fine grain image. The entire intent was to cre­ate grain.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Believe me, you haven’t seen true con­cern trolling once you’ve been on a com­ic book dis­cus­sion board. Right now there’s a super­hero com­ic about a super­man ana­logue being a gen­o­cid­al mani­ac because every­one isn’t nice to him. and a friend of the writer says it’s a meta­phor for the Internet.

  • Dan says:

    @Dan Coyle
    Let me guess. Mark Millar.

  • D Cairns says:

    Chevalier, I have no doubt the intent was to pro­duce grain. I fully believe you when you say that Kubrick took steps when film­ing to pro­duce that grain. But I also believe my acquaint­ance, giv­en his reli­ab­il­ity and status in the industry, when he says that the cam­era neg print he saw had sig­ni­fic­antly less vis­ible grain. I don’t think it’s impossible to recon­cile the two facts.

  • MovieMan0283 says:

    I acci­dent­ally pos­ted this on the pre­vi­ous thread, which is obvi­ously no longer on the top of the page. Perhaps it will get seen more widely here; I’d love to hear from Glenn on the matter:
    A closed Kenny thread! Is this a first? Anyway, I want to know who won, and I’d like to post here what was going to be my only input on the thread (aside from encour­aging that Josh’s table/penis com­ment be chosen):
    To don & the oth­er one who got upset about this – though some of the cap­tions are indeed a bit nasty I think mostly it’s in a spir­it of good fun. I’ve enjoyed the exer­cise and I don’t des­pise Swanberg at all – in fact I quite liked LOL. I have some doubts about how much of his work will hold up and how much derives its interest from the fresh­ness of his approach and the interest around a new film move­ment (qual­it­ies which he act­ively cul­tiv­ates – see his SXSW trail­ers for “Hannah Takes the Stairs”). However – and here’s a point which should defin­it­ively sep­ar­ate me from Glenn! – I think Swanberg’s got a great screen pres­ence and his cameo in Quiet City was one of the high­lights of that film for me.
    Point being, I enjoyed this thread without hat­ing Swanberg, so I think it’s pos­sible (and if that’s not evid­ence enough, Tom pitched in with his own dig and we all know how he feels about Joe).
    As for mumble­core prop­er, I’m intrigued but not entirely overwhelmed…except by Bujalski, who I think is a major film­maker, pos­sibly the best to emerge in the past 10 years. At least this is my first impres­sion after ini­tial view­ings of Funny Ha Ha and Mutual Appreciation. These are the only two films I’ve seen which tran­scend the “move­ment.” And don’t get me star­ted on the loath­some Guatemalan Handshake (sorry, filmbrain) which was for some reas­on lis­ted as “mumble­core” on wiki­pe­dia. Unfortunately, this led me to rent it. I made it about 45 minutes, for which I think I deserve some sort of medal.
    OK, con­tin­ue with the grain discussion.

  • The Chevalier says:

    The amount of grain seen for EWS the­at­ric­ally depended on what screen you saw it on. It was a true grain storm on the Loews screen at Lincoln Square in NYC because it’s gigant­ic. But I also saw it in Park Slope too, and I recall the grain being much finer there. So everything affected the present­a­tion from screen size to the bright­ness of the pro­ject­or’s bulbs.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @Movieman: THat thread was closed for con­veni­ence’s sake, in keep­ing with the dead­line for the con­test entries. We will con­sider it re-opened in the post wherein the win­ner is announced, tomorrow.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Other Dan (or per­haps in trib­ute to the Hangover, “May or may not be White Dan”), nope. Millar’s not like that. He rev­els in people say­ing bad shit about him.

  • Tom Russell says:

    Millar’s not like that. He rev­els in people say­ing bad shit about him.”
    And, it should be noted, he rev­els in giv­ing people reas­ons to say bad shit about him.
    grumble grumble Civil War grumble grumble…
    As for the top­ic under dis­cus­sion, I’d have to agree with what Mr. Cairns said: Grain is not a flaw in the image. It is the image.
    Now, I’m a digit­al film­maker. (If someone wants to go all semant­ic on my ass and say that it’s not a film if it’s not on film, well, I can cer­tainly come up with some col­our­ful sug­ges­tions for them.) I per­son­ally think that the digit­al image is a thing of beauty in its own right. And, from a “polit­ic­al” stand­point, I’m for video because it allows me– hell, it allows pretty much any­body– to make films. I don’t need to mort­gage my house or wait for years look­ing for investors or com­prom­ising my vis­ion, such as it is.
    When a cer­tain DVD dis­trib­ut­or of note, who has dis­trib­uted a num­ber of digit­al films, looked at one of my motion pic­tures, he had a lot of great things to say about but felt that the movie did­n’t work because it had­n’t been shot on film. And at the time, I have to admit, I was kind of pissed about the remark. If I could have afforded to shoot on film, I would have used the money to get rid of the lump in my wife’s throat and still shot on video.
    And I tell you all this so that I might estab­lish my digit­al bon­afides, as it were, and so that, giv­en that con­text, the fol­low­ing state­ments have the desired impact: but damn, do I wish I had grain in my images. Boy-oh-boy, do I feel the lack of it in even the best digit­al films. How I long for it, how I pine, how I wish video could emu­late it without the use of some shitty fil­ter or bull­shit software.
    To me, the idea of going in and eras­ing grain– beau­ti­ful, lovely, won­der­ful grain!– from a film is aes­thet­ic­ally and per­haps mor­ally wrong. As Glenn poin­ted out visu­ally with his “Liberty Valance” post, that scrub­bing away dimin­ishes the integ­rity of the image and makes a trav­esty of it.
    No offense to Mr. Wells, but how any­one can advoc­ate such butchery is as incom­pre­hens­ible to me as the film cri­ti­cism of Armond White. And I think, as far as grain goes, the former­’s opin­ions mat­ter about as much as the latter’s.

  • D Cairns says:

    Chevalier, that’s a plaus­ible account. And I like it because it does­n’t imply I’m mak­ing this up. I have some trouble ima­gin­ing Martin Scorsese being con­fused by that, but it’s at pos­sible. He did run the cam neg print in his private screen­ing room.

  • Dan says:

    @Tom Russell
    A crit­ic once said that about my movie and I burned that bridge right quick in about the harshest way pos­sible. I still don’t regret it. That movie had a lot of flaws but cri­ti­ciz­ing a film­maker­’s shoot­ing medi­um is about as unfair, not to men­tion asin­ine, as you can GET. Telling a film­maker “I wish you’d shot this on film” is the equi­val­ent of say­ing “I wish you’d had more money.” Well, DUH.
    Admittedly, my patience has about run out with the “shoot on film vs. shoot on video” crowd across the board. I bet we’d read the same stu­pid argu­ments and arrog­ant claims on mes­sage boards if we’d had them every time a faster film stock was introduced.

  • Tom Russell says:

    Admittedly, my patience has about run out with the ‘shoot on film vs. shoot on video’ crowd across the board. I bet we’d read the same stu­pid argu­ments and arrog­ant claims on mes­sage boards if we’d had them every time a faster film stock was introduced.”
    I think that’s a very sali­ent point, Dan. In many cases, the “it can­not be called a film if it’s shot on video” claim is made to dis­miss the movie or movie-maker in ques­tion out­right. And in the defense of the dis­trib­ut­or I men­tioned, he did­n’t mean it in that way– his response was oth­er­wise extremely pos­it­ive and he’s a huge sup­port­er of digit­al cinema; he just felt that my movie would have worked bet­ter in 16mm B&W, that the video format worked against the story. I dunno.
    I think the mer­its of film and video are of course worth dis­cuss­ing and debat­ing, as both formats have their vari­ous pros and cons and just plain dif­fer­ences. But I share your lack of patience with those who seek to dis­miss video as a viable format out-of-hand. When they do, they’re really try­ing to attack the legit­im­acy of the film­maker in ques­tion– and, thus, the legit­im­acy of the idea that any­one can cre­ate art, and that, impli­citly, that some people should­n’t be allowed to make films, that those who do are not “real” film­makers but wannabes.
    I’ve felt a sim­il­ar hos­til­ity towards my decision to self-distribute my films. If I was a real film­maker mak­ing real films, the argu­ment goes, I obvi­ously would have got­ten into fest­ivals and attrac­ted a dis­trib­ut­or. While I’m def­in­itely not try­ing to put myself in the same class, let us not for­get that the first volume of the greatest book ever writ­ten was self-published. By that lit­mus, Marcel Proust was not a “real” author.

  • Dan says:

    It’s inter­est­ing, see­ing people’s reac­tions to things like shoot­ing on video and self-distributing. I think the aver­sion comes out of either jeal­ousy that you’re will­ing to put your­self out there or no under­stand­ing of the dif­fi­culty of the pro­cess. Nobody who has done the whole fest­iv­al grind of find­ing, sub­mit­ting, and pray­ing can begrudge a film­maker who wants to skip that entire pro­cess. I sub­mit­ted my fourth fea­ture to sixty fest­ivals, prob­ably spent about a thou­sand bucks doing it, and in the end, what I got out of it was a free T‑shirt, being entered onto way too many bulk email lists (includ­ing, for some reas­on, “Reel Voices of the Diaspora”, which is weird since it’s an African-American women’s fest­iv­al and I’m a pasty dude) and a dis­tri­bu­tion “deal” with a shady dis­trib­ut­or (I took it because what the hell, I can now say I’m a dis­trib­uted film­maker) to put my movie on “VOD plat­forms” in Southeast Asia.
    Which, admit­tedly, is prob­ably more than some people have got­ten out of the pro­cess, but still.

  • Eli says:

    I com­pletely agree, Glenn. Jeffrey Wells is a prime example of an HD eye candy “enthu­si­ast” that has no idea what he’s talk­ing about. While know­ledge­able about numer­ous oth­er top­ics, he clearly knows little about the his­tory of film tech­no­logy or what Blu-ray is inten­ded for. Also, I strongly doubt that he has a prop­erly cal­ib­rated HDTV in the first place. My sug­ges­tion for him is to by Digital Video Essentials, cal­ib­rate his tele­vi­sion, and do a little more reading-up on the situ­ation con­cern­ing DNR and basic film his­tory. The guy claims to hate what the stu­di­os did to Patton, but it’s pre­cisely because of posts like his that stu­di­os decide to do this in the first place! In the mean­time one the most long-awaited cata­logue titles, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, got fucked up bey­ond recog­ni­tion by MGM. It isn’t Wells’ lack of know­ledge that both­ers me, it’s how pas­sion­ately he preaches it. His “reviews” on The Third Man and Dr. Strangelove are only con­trib­ut­ing to stu­di­os’ decisions to butcher cata­logue titles.
    How I’d love to see Robert A. Harris sit down and have a long talk with this guy.