Housekeeping

A week without snark

By August 17, 2009No Comments

In an attempt to sal­vage cer­tain por­tions of my men­tal and spir­itu­al health, I have decided to embark on a brief exper­i­ment. Over this day and the fol­low­ing six, I am going to com­pose this blog without resort­ing to what some in the welt in which we schmerz call “snark.” Which is not to say that I’m going to all of a sud­den like everything, and go all weak-minded. No. Rather, it means I am going to step back from what some might call a relent­less approach to sar­casm. No gra­tu­it­ous asides about a young fel­low blog­ger­’s lack of self-copy-editing skills, for instance. No cheap albeit jus­ti­fied shots at anoth­er crit­ic’s remark­ably kitschy cam­ou­flage pants in the com­ments sec­tion, for anoth­er instance. Just thrifty, brave, clean and rev­er­ent obser­va­tion with only good-natured jokes and less over­all smart-alecky-ness.

I guess when someone called me an “insuf­fer­able twat” on a com­ments thread at anoth­er site the oth­er day, it cut me to the quick. Maybe as I enter my twi­light years I’m going all weak-willed, and am too hung up on being liked. Maybe I just find the pre­requis­ites of the snark-ornamented per­spect­ive too exhaust­ing. Or maybe I’m just curi­ous to see if I can actu­ally do it. In any case, here goes. Whether this rule will also apply to my Friday column at the Auteurs’, which can get pretty nyah-nyah-nyah-ish, is some­thing I’ll have to dis­cuss with my edit­or. In the mean­time: excelsior!

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  • Matthias Galvin says:

    I would­n’t nor­mally encour­age the pur­vey­ance of some­thing oth­ers might find “insuf­fer­able,” but in this case, you should­n’t go through with it. The reas­on is, simply, you’re funny! When you’re being snide, it’s also hil­ari­ous as well (and tell that to the per­son who gave you the label).

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Please leave the nyah-nyah-nyah in your Friday art­icle, at least.

  • In all fair­ness, Glenn, every­one who writes and com­ments on the inter­net is an “insuf­fer­able twat” to a cer­tain extent. It really is about meas­ur­ing how much twattage you exude. Twattage in meas­ured doses is bet­ter than excess twattage which is more common.
    It’s sort of sim­il­ar to the dick, pussies and assholes speech at the end of “Team America”.
    And, as Matthias said, your snark is actu­ally funny and, I would add, truthful.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Thanks, fel­las. I’m giv­ing this a shot any­hoo because tak­ing a break from indig­na­tion might help my blood pres­sure. The trick is, does NOT EXPRESSING indig­na­tion actu­ally help one exper­i­ence less indig­na­tion? I’ll have to con­sult that book on Buddhism I’ve got here somewhere…

  • Ryan Kelly says:

    But the pier­cing snark is what keeps me com­ing back!
    But ser­i­ously, I’ve nev­er thought of your little ribs at any­one to be nasty or ‘snarky’, but then I’ve been accused of that same thing. So my opin­ion may not be the one to go by.
    Either way, the inter­net is full of cryb­a­bies and I would­n’t let it both­er you too much.

  • bill says:

    I like your snark, too, although I can see your point. The trick – and it is actu­ally dif­fi­cult, though you’d think it would­n’t be – is to only aim it at those who deserve it. I think you do for the most part. I mean, why feel bad about tak­ing shots at Armond White? His career is cur­rently based on that very thing.
    It’s a fine line, though, because what actu­ally con­sti­tutes “deserving” in this con­text? I can think of more examples bey­ond White, cer­tainly, but in the spir­it of this post I won’t name them.

  • Allen Belz says:

    I (and maybe that book on Buddhism, if you find it) would say that bot­tling up indig­na­tion is harm­ful at the very best, but that doing a bit of pro­cessing of that indig­na­tion could pos­sibly be quite beneficial…going to the roots of that trig­ger, per­haps find­ing a bit of empathy for that per­son you’re react­ing to who’s spray­ing their sad neur­oses all over the net. But even if one does­n’t reach that point, in my exper­i­ence it’s always been help­ful to say to myself “Even if your take on this situ­ation and this per­son’s beha­vi­or is 100% accur­ate, so what? Why are you allow­ing their beha­vi­or to cause you suffering?”

  • jbryant says:

    It can be argued that sup­press­ing indig­na­tion is worse for your blood pres­sure than express­ing it. But good luck!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    The point, as A.B. cor­rectly intu­its, isn’t so much to sup­press indig­na­tion as it is to work through it, to find out what truly war­rants it, as opposed to shoot­ing from the hip at everything that’s an annoy­ance, as jus­ti­fied as one’s annoy­ance may be. One of the fun­ni­er things about the inter­net is that you can point out how wrong/ill-advised/just plain dumb/what have you a giv­en blog­ger or com­menter is, and it does­n’t make much dif­fer­ence. They’re not going to stop, or even improve. I under­stand we must ima­gine Sisyphus happy and all, but still…
    And now I’m gonna catch “Basterds” a second time! Later…

  • Gareth says:

    As much as I love stop­ping by your place on a daily basis – it’s the writ­ing, pure and simple – I can occa­sion­ally be a bit turned off by the snark, partly because I can­’t help think­ing that some of the tar­gets are, well, beneath you. But you get a life­time pass for any­thing Armond-related: he has a reg­u­lar, pre­sum­ably pay­ing, gig and yet week after week his reviews and related pieces are filled with truly mys­ti­fy­ing con­tor­tions of the English lan­guage, nev­er mind the actu­al con­tent. I’m also con­vinced that he’s on a per-mention fee from the pro­du­cers of “Torque.” Now that’s an unhealthy obsession.

  • Dave says:

    Glenn,
    I’m on board for this exper­i­ment. I’m sure the snark has fans, but I am cer­tainly not one of them.

  • Christian says:

    I was going to recom­mend this very thing to you Glenn as you seem to be over­flow­ing with teh snark lately – but I was afeared you’d snark me. And I think it’s the worst aspect of the web – bet­ter to pre­tend you’re face to face with someone and how would you really respond.
    Look at Wells, the dude is on his way to a Hate Attack – wherein you pois­on your mind and body with glib, cyn­ic­al and hate­ful thoughts.
    Bravo!

  • bill says:

    You know, the anti-snark con­tin­gent does abso­lutely have a point. I engage in snark from time to time, and get a cer­tain kick out of it, and I don’t bully any­one or go after those who I don’t think have it com­ing. But then again, I’ve decided cer­tain people have it com­ing, and who’s to say I’m right? Getting into a fist fight you have no hope of avoid­ing is one thing, but going out look­ing for one, even with someone who’s a more than will­ing par­ti­cipant, is some­thing else.
    Still, for a long time I’ve been kick­ing around the idea of writ­ing a post on my blog that goes after, in a humor­ous fash­ion, a par­tic­u­lar blog­ger. This is not a blog­ger that any­one – and really, I mean any­one – would pity for hav­ing the screws put to him, and I sin­cerely doubt that, should I write such a post, news of its exist­ence would even make it back to him (though I would be pleased if it did). Sometimes you just have to get shit off your chest, and writ­ing it on a nap­kin and then throw­ing it in the trash does­n’t offer the same catharsis.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Hey, Glenn, OT, but what did you think of the A Serious Man trailer?

  • Diane Rainey says:

    Glenn, we like you, snarky or not. You are one of the best writers I have ever come across.

  • JF says:

    You know that if you do this Denby wins, right?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @ Dan Coyle: I like the “Serious Man” trail­er. Looks like…a Coen Brothers movie!

  • Allen Belz says:

    If Denby wins, I’m mov­ing to Canada.

  • Earthworm Jim says:

    I think “snark” is the wrong word for your par­tic­u­lar brand of…well, of whatever the right word is. To me, “snark” implies a kind of knee-jerk cruelty, the inter­net equi­val­ent of Nelson Muntz bray­ing “Ha Ha!” at oth­ers’ mis­for­tune. Whereas your own style of sar­cast­ic mean­ness is more thought­ful, witty…satirical, one might call it. I have noth­ing against this exper­i­ment in intro­spec­tion, but I want to emphas­ize that the Glenn Kenny humor is a cut above garden vari­ety inter­net snark, even when it’s unduly mean.