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Gold, nuts

By December 11, 2010No Comments

Nuts to Oscar

Above, Debbie Reynolds cracks a wal­nut with an Academy Award statuette in Susan Slept Here, Frank Tashlin, 1954, about which more later.

Tis the sea­son indeed, and as usu­al, I’m not hav­ing it. In fact, I daresay, up until the event itself, which I may or may not “live-blog,” as they say (lean­ing to not), this is likely the first and last thing you’ll read on this blog relat­ing to Oscars. The only Oscar “blog­ger” or film writer or what have you I read with any reg­u­lar­ity is my sui gen­er­is pal Jeffrey Wells, and in the “the whole world is queer execpt for thee and me and even thou art a little queer” depart­ment he’s def­in­itely rising to the occa­sion, for instance titling a post about the David-Poland-convened Movie City News Oscar pan­el the Gurus of Gold, “Guru Bitches Scatter.” I know that Poland’s an arch-enemy of Wells, and why not, but, geez, what did Breznican, Elwood, Hammond, Hernandez, Howell, Karger, Levy, et.al., ever do to Jeff? I also like Wells’ summing-up of “pro” sen­ti­ments for The Fighter: “The pas­sion of the big guns who are with it[…]is deep and true.” What was that Vince Vaughn line in that upcom­ing com­edy that got every­body into trouble? Oh, nev­er mind.

In any event, as a part-time stu­dent of aber­rant psy­cho­logy I do con­fess I find the work­ings of the Oscar-prognosticating mind some­what fas­cin­at­ing; on the oth­er hand, I haven’t got the time time (as Lou Reed once might have put it) to plumb said work­ings all that thor­oughly. So I, um, com­mis­sioned film writer Vadim Rizov, he of unique per­spect­ive and gim­let eye, to plumb them in my place. The res­ult­ing piece, “The Gold Standard, or Lack Thereof,” is one of my favor­ites in the first issue of Nomad Edition’s Wide Screen, an online pub­lic­a­tion of which your humble ser­vant is the edit­or. Another favor­ite is by my friend Farran Smith Nehme, also known as The Self Styled Siren, about Kent Jones’ and Martin Scorsese’s A Letter to Elia.

Nomad is a ven­ture designed to provide what they call “con­tent” to mobile and oth­er such digit­al devices, using a soft­ware that makes said con­tent pretty and read­able on prac­tic­ally every con­ceiv­able such screen. Said con­tent is not free, but will be avail­able at what are, in my con­sid­er­a­tion, what they used to call “pop­u­lar prices.” I believe Wide Screen starts off with some very good stuff, and I know there’s some even bet­ter stuff in its future, so I hope you check it out. Many thanks. 

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  • Asher says:

    As long as we’re talk­ing about your busi­ness ven­tures, I guess I’m not too inter­ested in reviews of new things, but some­thing that I would be more inclined to pay for, for as much time as I spend at Chicago Reader/Time Out, is cap­sule reviews. When I’m buy­ing DVDs of older films or DVRing TCM or a ret­ro­spect­ive of someone or anoth­er comes to town and I want to know which things I should see, there’s very little eas­ily access­ible cri­ti­cism that one can trust – really just the Reader and Time Out, and they have their biases and idio­syn­crasies and blind spots that a third data­base of cap­sules could help make up for.

  • The Siren says:

    Thanks for the back-pat, boss!

  • I.V. says:

    Belated con­rats re: Wide Screen, Glenn.
    Asher,
    A real shame the Reader removed the “keyword” search from their cap­sule data­base; once I figured out how Kehr or Rosenbaum or Camper or Pat Graham used a cer­tain word, I’d just go through and read every cap­sule where it popped up. Still do-able via Google, but a bit of a hassle…

  • I.V. says:

    Rats – that should say “con­grats.”

  • Partisan says:

    Yes the oscars are irrit­at­ing, but the reas­on they are so irrit­at­ing is that they are so obvi­ously com­prom­ised by money, hype, middlebrow ideo­logy and gen­er­al paro­chi­al­ism. For many Americans, the Oscars define movie qual­ity, and movie his­tory, espe­cially since many of the best movies of the last two dec­ades have had their the­at­ric­al runs con­fined to a few cit­ies. The media does not do a good job of point­ing out the mere­tri­cious­ness of the exer­cise, and all of the pres­sure is on the oscars to choose more pop­u­lar films.
    It would be nice if you, and the Siren and all the oth­er blog­gers linked here and the National Society of Film Critics and so on up to 300 crit­ics actu­ally voted on the best movie, act­or and act­ress going back to 1927. If they real­ized they could chose any movie, how dif­fer­ent would their choices be. Going back to, say, 1973, would they go for “The Exoricst” or “American Grafitti”? Would they prefer “Mean Streets” or “Badlands”? Would any­one actu­ally vote for “The Sting”? Or would they go for a for­eign film, like actu­al nom­in­ee “Cries and Whispers”? Or would they prefer “The Mother and the Whore” or “The Spirit of the Beehive”? (I would choose “Cries and Whispers” for what’s it’s worth.)

  • Pat McFarland says:

    I am look­ing for the title of a movie I saw as a child. Probably a 1940–1950 film. Took place back East. The movie is about a fam­ily man who gets a gold watch for Christmas and is robbed while on a train going to work shortly there­after. The rob­ber falls off the train and killed and the only thing to identi­fy him is the watch and the fam­ily thinks he is dead. In the mean­time, the fam­ily guy developes amne­sia and won­ders around for years, I think as a home­less guy. When he finally remem­bers who he is, he goes up to the house and it is Christmas with lots of snow. He sees thru the win­dow that kids are grown and cel­eb­rat­ing Christmas again. He does not knock and tell them he is alive, he simply turns and walks away.
    Can you help identi­fy this movie.