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The current cinema, There Ain't No Bugs Bunny On The Evening Stage edition

By January 20, 2011No Comments

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In short, Longworth is cut­ting the film a break in part because she’s liv­ing a sim­il­ar kind of 20something/early-30something Los Angeles life in this or that way, and because she relates to the young­ish Meriwether and the world she cre­ated and con­veyed on the page before Reitman came along and, appar­ently, Reitmanized it.”—Jeffrey Wells, “Almost Shockingly Attuned,” Hollywood Elsewhere, January 20, 2011

As David Bowie says on the outro of “Queen Bitch,” “You betcha.”

My own review of No Strings Attached, for MSN Movies, is here

UPDATE: Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excite­ment, I for­got to men­tion that I also review the much-release-date-moved The Company Men today.  That’s not so hot either. 

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  • Bryce says:

    I don’t really get Wells cri­ti­cism here which basic­ally boils down to, “Longworth is cut­ting the film a break because she relates to it.”
    Erm… yeah?
    I have no par­tic­u­lar love for Longworth or Reitman. But since when is relat­ing to some­thing crit­ic­al malfeasance?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Believe it or not, I think that post was Wells’ way of pay­ing Longworth a com­pli­ment. As he says early in his piece, “the L.A.-residing Longworth is more cul­tur­ally and gen­er­a­tion­ally akin to Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman’s char­ac­ters than most oth­er crit­ics, and so her sym­path­et­ic remarks are worth con­sid­er­ing.” “Considering,” there’s a non­com­mit­al word. A friend of mine who was zip­ping around on Facebook earli­er today was rather flum­moxed to see Wells’ status update there as read­ing merely “karina long­worth,” which musta looked weird. I can only put that snafu down to a seni­or moment, largely because I don’t even want to think about any altern­at­ive connotation.
    And I know, I know; I pay Wells too much mind and Longworth same. In this case the WTF appeal was so deep—in a not-to-be-replicated “you got chocol­ate in my pea­nut but­ter” sense—that I just felt the need to com­mem­or­ate it, dammit!

  • FakeLexG says:

    LOOK AT HER. Portman shows her feet ON THE POSTER and in the trailer.
    This bet­ter be wall to wall PortmanFeet.
    Also this, Thor and that oth­er thing are going to be mel­an­choly to watch, now that Portman’s Scorching Hotness is over (ie, she’s pregnant.)

  • Siding with Bryce here. If any­thing, I’d say com­par­ing Longworth to oth­er reviews is a remind­er of why it’s nice to have at least one movie crit­ic who is not a middle-aged man. Nothing against middle-aged men, obvs (and being one myself, I’m prob­ably not gonna run out and see this one), but when Roger Ebert says “They don’t talk like young people” and Longworth says they do, I’m inclined to think Longworth might have a point. Longworth’s review is a sol­id piece of writ­ing, almost MZSeitzian in its eager­ness for close read­ing of the film in the ser­vice of lar­ger thoughts about life’n’love, and giv­en my pref­er­ence for informed appre­ci­ation over witty dis­like, I’ll take it (espe­cially as it comes bundled with some smart points about loc­a­tions and char­ac­ter traits). Of course, Wells has made a ver­it­able career of not noti­cing his own blind spots and biases, so I guess I can see how see­ing someone openly identi­fy with a movie would embar­rass him, like an Exodus Ministry alum on Folsom St.

  • Personally, I don’t know what kind of life the review­er ref­er­enced is liv­ing (and frankly, I’m sure I don’t want to). And I hap­pen to sort of like the film in question.
    But more than that, I think it’s worth­while mak­ing the gen­er­al point that, unless you read the screen­writer­’s final draft and were also present dur­ing the shoot, no crit­ic REALLY knows how to indis­put­ably par­cel out the blame or cred­it for plot, char­ac­ter and dia­logue among dir­ect­or, writer and actors.
    You can make assump­tions, of course, par­tic­u­larly if the film­maker or screen­writer has a clear and con­cise body of work. And we all do that.
    But bey­ond that, it’s kind of an edu­cated guess­ing game, isn’t it, based on anec­dote and hunch? How is Longworth abso­lutely sure that that all the moments she loves are the screen­writer­’s, and all the ones she hates are the dir­ect­or’s? Apart, per­haps, from the fact that one per­son is closer to her own age and out­look than the other?
    I remem­ber not long ago there was a fairly reviled movie that came out that I panned (though not with as much reflex­ive fury as some, who called it miso­gyn­ist). I later got an email from the pained screen­writer, who wrote that all the sex­ist things oth­er folks were rak­ing “his” script over the coals for had actu­ally been put in by his female director.
    Of course, this note from him could have been – hard as it is to believe – self-serving. Still, I know I always (I HOPE I always) try to be care­ful in assign­ing blame or cred­it in this sphere. All gen­u­flec­tions to the auteur the­ory aside, some­times the screen­writer really IS the author of the film; some­times the act­ors or who-knows-who-else have come up with that sig­na­ture “moment.”
    And those of us who are writ­ing opin­ion pieces should remem­ber that they are pre­cisely that – opin­ions, and one hopes well-argued ones – and not fac­tu­al reportage.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    @TFB: Yeah, I’ll grant you that as Longworth’s stuff goes, this is one of the better-written pieces she’s done that I’ve read in a while. Maybe she had an idea of how much was at stake. Ar ar ar. But ser­i­ously, hav­ing seen the same movie (well, I assume it was the same movie), I think her piece is not JUST a clas­sic example of the constantly-glancing-in-the-rearview-mirror syn­drome that Kent Jones described in a pri­or com­ment on her work; it’s her look­ing in said rear­view mir­ror and hal­lu­cin­at­ing. And again, as Robert Christgau said in anoth­er con­text, “I dare you to spend money to decide which of us is right.”

  • @ Stephen: As for know­ing or caring about the crit­ic’s life, I’ll quote our host’s oft-quoted “…and the crit­ic must acknow­ledge that he is that man,” and it’s not neces­sar­ily irrel­ev­ant that one has to switch the gender pro­noun in this case. I look to any crit­ic for a sin­gu­lar point of view mar­ried to a knack for phrase­mak­ing, and Longworth has, in this case, provided both in spades.
    @ Glenn: Well, yeah, I don’t think I’m even gonna plunk down even two hours of my life to watch it. But I’m not so sure that’s much of a meas­ure of its value. It’s got no ambi­tion to speak to me, and really, that’s fine—the people it is speak­ing to are likely to them­selves feel pretty bored and ignored if they’re dragged to, say, Green Hornet, a movie you (and I) thought was pretty okay-or-even-enjoyable. But it does seem to be speak­ing to some people, and said people can actu­ally talk about it pretty cogently, and I… I think that’s just great!

  • Bryce says:

    @ Glenn: Looking back at it again it is entirely pos­sible I’m mis­read­ing it. But that being said my default mode with Wells is to assume he’s chas­tising somebody.

  • Another thing one winds up noti­cing is all the gyr­a­tions the cam­era and edit­ing seem to go through in avoid­ing reveal­ing any of the demure Ms. Portman’s naughty bits.”
    Still remem­ber­ing her being sort-of-nude-but-turned-sideways in that over­preten­tious Wes Anderson short which was the mini-prequel to THE DARJEELING LIMITED (HOTEL CHEVALIER).

  • Oliver_C says:

    Tell us how the radi­al tire trade is going, Lex.

  • @TFB – no, I’m all for a sin­gu­lar point of view mar­ried to good style. I’m not arguing – although I could – wheth­er or not that’s some­thing demon­strated here.
    My only little nit to pick is when any­one who was­n’t intim­ately involved with a pro­duc­tion writes emphat­ic­ally that such-and-such a dir­ect­or “rose above” (or “ruined) the script, or that a cer­tain act­or “saved” some dia­logue with bril­liant improvisations.
    We can all make guesses based on style, track records, etc but I think it’s smarter to be careful.

  • haice says:

    Shirley Stoler. Nice!

  • christian says:

    Or you could say that film blog­ger sociopaths love GREENBERG because…

  • lipranzer says:

    I liked THE COMPANY MEN more than you did, Glenn. I have to admit, early on, I was think­ing, “Okay, this is remind­ing me of why I soured on John Wells’ TV shows; it feels more like he’s con­nect­ing the dots than cre­at­ing a com­pel­ling drama”. Gradually, how­ever, it did become very com­pel­ling drama for me; maybe pre­dict­able, as you say, but well made.