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In which the 63-year-old David Mamet approximates the intellectual condition of a 25-year-old Demi Moore

By July 2, 2011No Comments

I know they say you can find any­thing and everything on the inter­net, but that’s not true, and it’s not true in a lot of ways, and I was just reminded on one of the ways it isn’t true just now, as I searched in vain for a print morsel or even the TV inter­view clip in ques­tion, to no avail. In any event, I’ll just have to recol­lect it and you’ll have to take my word for it, unless one of you can actu­ally FIND the cita­tion which would be awe­some. In any event, what I was recol­lect­ing was a tele­vi­sion inter­view, which per­haps aired on Entertainment Tonight or some­thing like it, depict­ing the then-25-year-old Demi Moore attend­ing the 1988 Democratic National Convention (the self-same event at which Moore col­league Rob Lowe had that whole sex-tape thing hap­pen­ing) and offer­ing up her views on what was wrong with the sys­tem. And her lay­ing out, rather pas­sion­ately, this com­plaint about how people should be able to check boxes on their tax returns to spe­cify what they wanted their money, that is, the tax rev­en­ues col­lec­ted by the U.S. Treasury, to be spent on. Because, as Demi astutely poin­ted out, some people might object to their money being spent on evil things like bombs and stuff, and those people ought to be allowed to SAY NO to that, on account of their con­sciences and what­not. This argu­ment clearly was not all that thor­oughly thought-out, policy-ramification-wise, and clearly does­n’t really “get” the whole concept of “render unto Caesar,” which concept one is of course free to men­tally reject but which ought to at least be cited as some sort of pre­ced­ent before advan­cing any kind of pro­pos­i­tion involving taxation.

I thought about Moore’s entirely earn­est com­plaint on my way today to the pub­lic pool in my neigh­bor­hood, which opened on Wednesday and will stay open until Labor Day, and could con­ceiv­ably stay open later, but won’t, because budgets, which are reli­ant on tax rev­en­ues, aren’t suf­fi­cient to keep it going past then. And the pool, at the Red hook Rec Center, is a honey; huge, clean, and…well, what more do you need besides huge and clean? Yeah, the lock­er room could use a spru­cing up, but whatever. I thought of Moore and I con­cur­rently thought of David Mamet, whose recent book The Secret Knowledge describes a polit­ic­al con­ver­sion dur­ing which—and here I CAN give the exact words, as the book’s been get­ting a good amount of attention—he made the gal­van­ic per­son­al dis­cov­ery that…wait for it…” I not only hated every wasted hard-earned cent I spent in taxes, but the trauma and misery they produced…” 

Well, let’s cut the guy some slack, and allow that he is describ­ing his dir­ect per­son­al exper­i­ence. It is not the exper­i­ence of a par­tic­u­larly mature, or wise, or, as it hap­pens, par­tic­u­larly smart per­son, but there you have it. And still: Has David Mamet nev­er been to a pub­lic lib­rary, or a muni­cip­al pool? I ima­gine he’s likely to have done the former at least once. So when he did, did he think, “my tax dol­lars at work, and I feel pretty good about it?” Also, has no one told him about tax dol­lars and the won­der­ful part they play in U.S. aid to Israel? If not, will doing so cause a matter-meets-anti-matter explo­sion to take place in what’s left of Mamet’s brain? 

It occurs to me that in my mak­ing a men­tal col­lage of these two quotes, I was being a little unfair; even without allow­ing for Moore’s naïveté and inab­il­ity to con­struct a coher­ent policy plank out of what is after all only a feel­ing about what is fair and what is right, her dumb pro­pos­al comes from an alto­geth­er bet­ter place than Mamet’s petu­lant com­plaint does. And if you’re won­der­ing why I thought of Demi and David togeth­er in the first place, just remember…

About_last_night

About Last Night.

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  • Bilge Ebiri says:

    So, is ABOUT LAST NIGHT any good? It’s been years since I “saw” it, and I put that in quotes because “see­ing” it in my case meant fast-forwarding through my dad’s VHS to see if the sex scenes were any good.

  • lipranzer says:

    It’s been a long time since I’ve watched it, and my memory is it’s basic­ally two dif­fer­ent movies inhab­it­ing the same space. The first is James Belushi and Elizabeth Perkins basic­ally doing the play that the movie is based on, by which I mean their char­ac­ters in the movie are pretty much true to the char­ac­ters as writ­ten in the play, and Belushi and Perkins are com­pletely cred­ible in those roles (yes, Belushi did show flashes of tal­ent, and this is one instance). The second is Rob Lowe and Demi Moore basic­ally attempt­ing a weird hybrid of Mamet’s play and Edward Zwick’s attempt to make the whole thing “nicer”, and while I hap­pen to think Lowe is a decent act­or (alas, I can­’t say the same thing about Moore, with the excep­tion of MORTAL THOUGHTS and a couple of oth­er movies), the whole thing seemed bey­ond his and Moore’s cap­ab­il­it­ies at this point in their careers.

  • Kiss Me, Son of God says:

    Heh. Here in Mamet’s homet­own of Chicago, the main branch of the Chicago Public Library – the massive Harold Washington Library Center in the Loop – has vari­ous library-friendly quo­ta­tions prin­ted on its walls, e.g. T.S. Eliot’s “The very exist­ence of lib­rar­ies affords the best evid­ence that we may yet have hope for the future of man,” and so on. One such quote comes from Mamet him­self: “My alma mater is the Chicago Public Library.” This quote being some­thing of an insult to Mamet’s actu­al alma mater, Goddard College in Vermont, but still. Whattan asshole. (Though I main­tain that any­one famil­i­ar with “Oleanna” should­n’t be all *that* shocked that Mamet’s right-wing tend­en­cies have gone full-retard.)

  • Oliver_C says:

    Oleanna’ aside, I remem­ber Mamet’s decree that dir­ect­ors should­n’t use the Steadicam and think­ing to myself that no good could come of such abso­lut­ist aes­thet­ic asshattery.

  • James Keepnews says:

    a.k.a. Political Perversity in Hollywood. Or, giv­en its eponym­ous prox­im­ity to The Secret Doctrine, per­haps Kneejerk Dave might con­sider chan­ging his name to H.P. Bloviatsky.
    Briefly, fuck this guy and the mannered, repro­du­cible horse­shit he rode in on, mind­ful that, when less repro­duced, its effect was gal­van­iz­ing (see American Buffalo, The Woods, &c.). What has his tired, pre­dict­able, reac­tion­ary, crack­er apostasy done for me – or any­one – lately?

  • D Cairns says:

    Re About Last Night: it CLONES the sex scene in Don’t Look Now, right down to the shot of Donald Sutherland/Rob Lowe walk­ing past a door­way while put­ting his neck­tie on. Zwick is thereby shown to be the hack­i­est of hacks, but his lameb­rained choice still seems more inter­est­ing to me than any of Mamet’s dir­ect­ori­al choices, which are, you know, taste­ful and sens­ible and simple, but incred­ibly dull in effect.
    I don’t think he for­bids the stead­ic­am, how­ever: he laments the way it’s gen­er­ally used to cov­er stuff quickly in an “excit­ing” way. But he basic­ally declares all styl­ist­ic flour­ishes ver­boten, which makes him an asshole of anoth­er kind.

  • Mark says:

    Best Demi Moore movie: The Seventh Sign. Spectacular The Omen/Rosemary’s Baby mashup. I miss heart­felt, low-budget 80s genre movies, espe­cially ones with Michael Biehn and Jurgen Prochnow.

  • Brandon says:

    Mamet has a way of writ­ing that is very per­suas­ive in tone, but not nec­cessar­ily as well thought out as he pre­tends. This hap­pens to serve his drama very well (he is one of the greatest liv­ing play­wrights after all) and even a bit of his essay writ­ing, but polit­ic­al rhet­or­ic is anoth­er matter.…
    In regard to pools (fun­ded par­tially by dona­tion), check this out:
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  • Marc Basque says:

    About Last Night is very, very bad. It also hap­pens to be the first review in Roger Ebert’s Four Star review book, and its inex­plic­able pre­sense should­n’t (but almost does) put you off the whole thing.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    I always thought Jim Belushi had tal­ent. He could be great with the right mater­i­al. Unfortunately, he rarely seeks it out. In the 80s at least, he could be good with some awful material- like the insuf­fer­ably sad Homer and Eddie, or the oth­er­wise for­get­table action­ers The Principal and Red Heat (which was writ­ten by- of all people!- Troy Kennedy Martin).
    As for Mamet, “Why I am No Longer a ‘Brain-Dead Liberal’ ” opens with Rebecca Pidgeon chuck­ling as Mamet com­plains about ‘National Palestinian Radio’ which, to me, pretty much said all it needed to say about where Mamet’s really com­ing from.

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Marc: you could make a whole oth­er book filled Roger Ebert’s inex­plic­ably pos­it­ive reviews. Sleepers! Home Alone 3!

  • zombie Gene Siskel says:

    Roger Ebert giv­ing About Last Night a four star review becomes much more explic­able when you take into account that the film was set in Chicago. Roger always had a soft spot for the Windy City.

  • PaulJBis says:

    What’s most sur­pris­ing about Mamet’s con­ver­sion is how… knee-jerkily whole­hearted it’s been. I mean, it’s one thing to declare that free mar­kets are the best eco­nom­ic sys­tem ever inven­ted (an argu­able but per­fectly defens­ible pos­i­tion), which is what he was say­ing in the Village Voice back in 2008, and anoth­er to go from there to deny glob­al warm­ing, sym­path­iz­ing with Sarah Palin, claim­ing that woman’s place is the kit­chen… He seemed to have thought that the “con­ser­vat­ive” ideo­lo­gic­al pack­age was one of those “all-in-one”, unsplit­table things, and that he had to buy everything in order to get the one he was inter­ested in.

  • Bilge Ebiri says:

    Paul, that’s Mamet’s prob­lem. He’s merely trad­ing in one from of ortho­doxy for anoth­er. He’s switch­ing teams, not actu­ally think­ing for himself.
    For any­one curi­ous, Hitchens’s take­down of Mamet’s book in the NY Times was sur­gic­al and delicious.

  • Oliver_C says:

    Yeah, but isn’t Hitchens v Mamet an ‘Alien v Predator’ situ­ation – “Whoever wins, we lose” – if ever there was one? 🙂

  • Bilge says:

    Oliver: No, actu­ally, it isn’t.

  • Marc Basque says:

    @Dan: Could call it “Stop! or my Inexplicably Positive Review Will Shoot!” Pushing it?
    The Hitchens-Mamet take­down was nice, though I could have done with more vit­ri­ol. If only Mamet had embezzled money through the Catholic church, then we’d REALLY have something.

  • No let’s NOT give dav­id Mamet “some slack.” He was two-bit fas­cist when he star­ted and he’s a two-bit fas­cist today. His “Saul at Damascus” moment is about as sin­cere as a Televangelists tears.
    He’s a lou­sey writer and always has been. The last straw was his crib­bing Terence Rattigan’s The Winslow Boy.
    DON’T
    GET
    ME
    STARTED!!!!!

  • LemieuxLGM says:

    This post must be con­sidered a gross libel of Demi Moore, a far more soph­ist­ic­ated polit­ic­al thinker than Mamet.

  • Janice says:

    //I always thought Jim Belushi had tal­ent. He could be great with the right mater­i­al. Unfortunately, he rarely seeks it out. In the 80s at least, he could be good with some awful material//
    Off-topic, I just saw the Ghost Writer and did­n’t even recog­nize Belushi (not that I was ever a huge fan) in the small role of a gruff, no-nonsense book pub­lish­er. I cer­tainly was­n’t think­ing “Hey, that’s Jim Belushi, the comedi­an” or “that’s the less­er Belushi broth­er” but “hmmm, who is this guy? He’s good. I know I’ve seen him before…”

  • warren oates says:

    Yeah, I always thought cit­izens should get a line-item veto on the fed­er­al budget. People who don’t drive, for instance, need­n’t both­er with high­way main­ten­ance (nev­er mind how all the goods and ser­vices they depend on get to them). Those who aren’t sick now can for­get about health insur­ance or can­cer research. Heck, why stop there, my house has nev­er caught on fire, if I want to take my chances, why do I have to sup­port my loc­al fire department?
    It’s exactly this kind of dum­bass pro­vin­cial­ism that turns Plato off to the idea of dir­ect demo­cracy in THE REPUBLIC.
    As for Mamet’s recent and unfor­tu­nate turn to the ultra-right, I think of oth­er writers who made bad polit­ic­al judg­ments in their per­son­al lives like Knut Hamsun’s flir­ta­tion with Nazism and Peter Handke’s sup­port of the Serbs. While regret­table, none of these choices lessen the great­ness of their best cre­at­ive writing.

  • I.B. says:

    @ war­ren oates: I agree with your last line, yet I have to express my doubts about Hamsun or Handke being able to write a piece as hil­ari­ously inept and badly writ­ten, ideas not­with­stand­ing, as that thing on the Village Voice. I first dis­covered it through this link,
    http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/771/hackwatch-david-mamet-why-i-am-no-longer-a-brain-dead-liberal/
    … and could­n’t believe there wer­en’t delib­er­ately chop­ping off sen­tences in between, or some­thing. It’s like watch­ing a clip of ‘The man who saves the Earth’ (AKA ‘Turkish Star Wars’) on Youtube, and say­ing “wow! I can­’t believe any­body could have edited a film like that, this is a joke!”… then watch­ing the entire film to dis­cov­er that yes, the clips on Youtube are uned­ited, the thing is abso­lutely insane, and that I fuckin’ love it.
    Which goes a long way to say that I would like to read the Mamet book if its style alone, not just the con­tent, rendered it mor­on­ic­ally unread­able. Sadly, it seems just boring…
    P.D.: the post is two days old, and no Victor Morton yet? Me are disappoint’!

  • Sally Hardesty says:

    At least she did­n’t men­tion Solaris…

  • Zach says:

    What Brandon said. Mamet has a rhet­or­ic­al gift that is mostly unrivaled by con­tem­por­ary writers, but when he gets stuck on polit­ics, he does­n’t both­er to include logic, or even most of the rel­ev­ant facts, in the dis­cus­sion. I count myself as a fan of many of his dra­mat­ic works (and sev­er­al of his movies, chief among them The Spanish Prisoner, which is a pretty impress­ive pas­tiche of Hitchcock). It’s clear that he delights in pro­voca­tion, in play­ing the gad­fly and the grumpy old sage. The fact is, wheth­er he is ser­i­ous or not, you can­’t take his screeds ser­i­ously; there’s no real argu­ment, just a lit­any of shrill com­plaints and self-righteousness. It’s a shame, because up until that last few, they were even kind of fun to read. Now I mostly just feel bad for him – who can­’t help brag­ging how good he has it, even as his entire rais­on d’être is a seeth­ing resent­ment against the world.
    On some level, he seems to under­stand he’s full of shit – wit­ness him squirm whenev­er he’s asked to dis­cussed polit­ics in per­son, as he does on an appear­ance on Charlie Rose.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I have to say, as won­der­ful as I find the best of Mamet’s cre­at­ive writ­ing, even that is some­what behind what Handke and Hamsun were cap­able of at their respect­ive heights. And I do think there was also more genu­ine con­vic­tion behind their avow­als of genu­inely repel­lent pos­i­tions; with Mamet there’s a good deal of bull­shit show­man­ship, a “Hey, look at me, I’m a con­ser­vat­ive now, am I piss­ing you off yet? How you lik­ing me NOW?” exhib­i­tion­ism that’s become part and par­cel of the new rightie new media sideshow, of which Andrew Klavan is such a delight­ful example.
    You know, if Mamet had come out espous­ing the vir­tues of Whitaker Chambers, of Koestler, or some such, that would have been one thing. But to pro­fess to care some­what about the English lan­guage, and about good writ­ing, and then turn around and endorse an incom­pet­ent not-even-hack like Thomas Sowell; well, there’s giv­ing the shell game away right before your eyes. Not that I don’t think Mamet believes that he believes all the non­sense he spouting.

  • Graig says:

    @David Ehrenstein: Is it fair (or accur­ate) to say that Mamet “cribbed” from Terrence Rattigan’s THE WINSLOW BOY? He adap­ted the play, and gave cred­it where it was due. Are you refer­ring to how good a job he did with it? I saw it years and years ago and thought it was pretty good, hope­lessly square and out­side the Mamet wheel­house, but with some fine per­form­ances and involving bits.
    Anyway, Mamet’s work has meant a lot to me over the years. I think he’s actu­ally pretty under­rated as a dir­ect­or of films. There’s great, cine­mat­ic stuff in movies like HOUSE OF GAMES, SPARTAN, and HOMICIDE (maybe his most per­son­al film and also greatest?) And though THE EDGE may not be great exactly, I some­times think of Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin out there in the woods with the bear and I smile. I don’t plan on read­ing his new book.

  • It is the height of lazi­ness (to be polite about it) to “adapt” a per­fect play.
    The “vir­tues” of Whittaker Chambers elude me. There is no vir­ute among venge­ful closet queens – and that includes the object of his affec­tion Alger Hiss.

  • Brandon says:

    Though I still haven’t read this “Secret Knowledge”, I’d like to point out that Mamet has stated in sev­er­al pieces of writ­ing that he does not approve of inten­tion­al, polit­ic­al art. So, for whatever polit­ic­al rhet­or­ic he may involve him­self in, rest assured that his plays should remain as con­sciously unen­cumbered (lest he wish, for shame, to be branded a hypocrite).
    I was actu­ally read­ing today from his pre­vi­ous book, THEATRE, where he states the fol­low­ing opinion:
    “…These issue plays are then a mild form of pro­pa­ganda, not put­ting forth the view of the state but, per­haps more dan­ger­ously, pos­it­ing the exist­ence of and recruit­ing for that group great­er than of the state: the cofra­tern­ity of right think­ing. The invit­a­tion is poten­tially the mild begin­ning of fascism.
    Should the theatre be polit­ic­al? Absolutely not” (56−57).
    Taking works like OLEANNA or RACE into account, I would guess that Mamet makes some sort of dis­tinc­tion for him­self between polit­ic­al inten­tion and pro­voc­at­ive rhet­or­ic. By not tak­ing a ‘side’ in his plays, he is simply writ­ing about ‘the human con­di­tion’. Voicing these polit­ic­al ideas, gran­ted in a wholly dif­fer­ent medi­um, could cause some people to ret­ro­spect­ively make assump­tions and infer­ences into the inten­tions of his text. To which he would prob­ably answer, ‘What inten­tion?’, I guess…
    Sorry for the excess­ive word­age, but Mamet is a favor­ite to read and watch. Separating the artist’s words from his char­ac­ter­’s words is an import­ant concept, wheth­er we use it as an excuse to jus­ti­fy or vil­i­fy them.…

  • Graig says:

    It is the height of lazi­ness (to be polite about it) to “adapt” a per­fect play.”
    – David Ehrensetein, 1966, upon release of the Nichols/Lehman film adapt­a­tion of Albee’s WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Kids, when David E. asks you not to get him star­ted, well…I would­n’t get him started.
    That said. I’m big on “House of Games” and “Homicide” and “Glengarry,” and, yeah, bits of “The Edge.” Didn’t really give a damn about “Olleana” but very much liked Stuart Gordon’s prop­erly lur­id ren­der­ing of “Edmund.” My prob­lem­at­ic feel­ings about Mamet, I have to admit, began with “Hoffa,” dur­ing which I remem­ber think­ing, “The screen­writer is really enjoy­ing the license he’s giv­en him­self to throw the word ‘cunt’ around a lot, isn’t he?”
    Then there’s the dis­astrous final third of “Spartan,” the dopey final fifth of “Redbelt,” and the rightly forgotten—because it can­not be forgiven—novel “Wilson.” Which appeared in 2003. Around the same time that I went to see a “con­ver­sa­tion” between Mamet and Ricky Jay at Town Hall with two screen­writers, one of whom was a hard­core, unapo­lo­get­ic Mamet wor­ship­per at the time. And Mamet was such a pom­pous, pre­ten­tious blow­hard (Jay was fine, a little ruffled), that we all walked out about mid­way through.

  • I can­’t wait for the David Mamet/Dennis Miller con­ver­sa­tion about how they saw the Light of the Right.

  • Re “the dopey final fifth of Redbelt”–I believe the cli­max was Mamet’s homage to Buster Keaton’s outside-the-ring cap­per to BATTLING BUTLER.

  • Oliver_C says:

    I can­’t wait for the David Mamet/Dennis Miller con­ver­sa­tion about how they saw the Light of the Right.”
    Frank Miller’s comicbook-style trans­form­a­tion from liber­tari­an Japanophile to conscription-advocating NeoCon makes it a fan­at­ic, fear­some threesome!

  • Rebecca Pidgeon is also a singer-songwriter with a new album about to appear. Following is the final para­graph of the news sec­tion of her site: “A suc­cess in both film and music, Pidgeon recently drew rave reviews in the much-lauded movie Red, star­ring Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman.”

  • Bettencourt says:

    I’ve been post­ing this pas­sage far too much on the Net – I first read it in one of Mamet’s essay col­lec­tions in the 80s – but I think of it every time I hear that Mamet claims he used to be a lib­er­al (all-caps emphas­is is mine):
    “When we look at our large soci­ety today we see many problems—overcrowding, the risk of nuc­le­ar anni­hil­a­tion, the per­ver­sion of the work eth­ic, the dis­ap­pear­ance of tra­di­tion, HOMOSEXUALITY, sexu­ally trans­mit­ted dis­eases, divorce, the tenu­ous­ness of the economy—and we say ‘What bad luck that they are beset­ting us at once.’
    “Even taken indi­vidu­ally these occur­rences seem incom­pre­hens­ible. Taken as a whole the con­tem­pla­tion of them can surely induce ter­ror. What is hap­pen­ing here and why have these things, coin­cid­ent­ally, beset us?”
    Nice one, Dave. That said, I love The Edge (and was glad to see it spoken highly of in earli­er com­ment threads), and am a big fan of Spartan and Glengarry Glen Ross.
    I just watched two hours of Christian Marclay’s won­der­ful The Clock at LACMA this week­end (highly recom­men­ded for all SCR read­ers in the L.A. area), and was embar­rassed while watch­ing Anthony Hopkins hand a watch to Elle McPherson that it was­n’t until the Goldsmith music kicked in that I real­ized it was the last scene of The Edge.
    My favor­ite bit of Mamet dick­ish­ness was when Ronin was about to be released, and one of Mamet’s reps announced that he would be using a pseud­onym, since he found it so unfair to have to share the screen­play cred­it with the guy who, you know, wrote the ori­gin­al screen­play. This way, of course, Mamet got to make a stand on “prin­ciple” while tak­ing cred­it away from the ori­gin­al writer and keep­ing his share of the resid­uals. All class.

  • Bettencourt:
    In the 70s and early 80s, mor­al or oth­er oppos­i­tion to homo­sexu­al­ity was not a left-liberal lit­mus test. Indeed the classic-Marxist view of homo­sexu­al­ity (that it was leisure-class dec­ad­ence) could be seen in films by such euro-Commies as Angelopoulos, Bertolucci and Visconti.

  • It was Justine Bateman, not Demi Moore. Spy magazine had the exact quote.

  • DBrooks says:

    The “vir­tues” of Whittaker Chambers elude me. There is no vir­ute among venge­ful closet queens – and that includes the object of his affec­tion Alger Hiss.”
    I guess I expect a cer­tain level of hos­til­ity aimed at any “mem­ber of the gang” who com­mits the unfor­giv­able effrontery of going over to the oth­er side as Mamet has, but David E’s com­ment above is utter non­sense. Chambers does­n’t need my defense, but it just pisses me off to read such crap.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Hey, I’m a David E. fan, but I don’t take respons­ib­il­ity for his pro­nounce­ments. My per­spect­ive on Whittaker Chambers is not his.
    As for “mem­ber of the gang,” holy shit, that’s just dumb.