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So guess which movie DIDN’T make it on to the “50 Scariest Movies of All Time” fea­ture I com­piled and write up for MSN Movies’ Parallel Universe? Yup, that’s right, Island of Lost Souls. It had to be that one. Because I’m a fuck­ing idi­ot. In my defense, I’ve long held that it’s not a REAL “greatest” list unless it com­plains at least one com­pletely bone-headed and inex­cus­able omis­sion, and the omis­sion of Souls, I would say, con­sti­tutes a par­tic­u­larly dis­tin­guished instance of such. FML, as the kids say. But hey, you know what DID make the list—the movie fea­tur­ing the image above, which is silent, for heav­en’s sake! So I’ve still got some integ­rity left. Or some­thing. Oh well. Again, FML, but try to enjoy the list, if you will, and yes, I know, these gal­ler­ies are a real com­puter pain-in-the-ass.

In oth­er hor­ror film devel­op­ments, I saw Paranormal Activity 3 last night. In oth­er review­ing devel­op­ments, there’s also Margin Call

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  • Bobby says:

    One strange omis­sion would be Roeg’s “Don’t Look Now”
    There’s a fright­en­ing film that I’ve nev­er hear many people talk about and it scared the bajeeezus out of me and that was amovie from 1980 called “The Changeling” with George C. Scott, a great haunted house flick. I’ve recom­men­ded it to a few people and they’ve loved it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080516/
    Great List Glenn!

  • AdenDreamsOf says:

    The MSN web­site does­n’t seem to want to let me view your list of hor­ror films, but I will try again later.
    I like how cas­u­ally you call the dir­ect­ors of ‘Catfish’ “doo­fuses” though the descrip­tion is rather appro­pri­ate con­sid­er­ing how self-involved and naïve they came across in that film. I liked the first two ‘Paranormal Activity’ films, and was some­what excited for yet anoth­er one until I heard the ‘Catfish’ bros were mak­ing it. Your review seems to con­firm some of my fears about the film, but I’m sure I’ll still see it.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Thanks, Bobby. I think someday I’d like to write about a bunch of under­rated hor­ror films, and I think “The Changeling,” which is indeed an inter­est­ing pic­ture, would be among them, along with “The Other.”

  • rotch says:

    I am one of those who bitches about MSN every single time you make a list. This time I’ll only say I’m grate­ful they keep you employed. Thanks for anoth­er great list.
    On anoth­er note… When I was young, I used to own a book pub­lished by EW aptly titled The Entertainment Weekly Guide to the Greatest Movies Ever Made. Its ‘Sci-fi, hor­ror and fantasy’ sec­tion became my ‘to watch’ list as a young cinephile. Reading this list right now, some entries reminded me of the book. That made me won­der, did you con­trib­ute to that list Glenn??

  • Mr. Milich says:

    Re: #8
    If you’d included the inter­na­tion­al cut instead of the American, you’d have no prob­lem not remem­ber­ing the dia­logue from the doc­tor scene since it does­n’t exist.

  • Michael Worrall says:

    I find Peter Medak’s filmo­graphy wildly uneven –actu­ally, a single film by him itself can be wildly uneven– but there are enough con­sist­ent and strong works, such as THE CHANGELING, THE KRAYS, LET HIM HAVE IT, and ROMEO IS BLEEDING to keep me com­ing back.

  • Stephen Winer says:

    A won­der­ful list, but as long as we’re sug­gest­ing altern­ate titles I’d slip in Diabolique and Dead of Night. The coda to the lat­ter wrecked my head when I was young in a way few hor­ror films have done since. BTW, there’s an unin­ten­tion­ally (I assume)lovely typo in your list. You describe “Blood and Black Lace” as being about a “seri­al col­or”. That strikes me as a per­fect two word defin­i­tion of the work and art of Mario Bava.

  • laithtippler11 says:

    Kudos for get­ting THE SEVENTH VICTIM and NIGHT OF THE DEMON in there. In the former, the dis­cov­ery of the room con­tain­ing only a noose and chair fills me with dread ever time I think of it. Regarding DEMON, I’m sur­prised more M.R.James adapt­a­tions don’t exist. DRAG ME TO HELL is close to a mod­ern homage but I nev­er under­stood why James has­n’t influ­enced trends in hor­ror in the same way Lovecraft has.

  • bill says:

    On film, even Lovecraft’s influ­ence barely shows. Very few films based on his fic­tion feel like they were inspired by him at all. Certainly not RE-ANIMATOR, which I enjoy well enough. The closest any­one has come to cap­tur­ing his prose and approach to hor­ror is THE CALL OF CTHULHU, Andrew Leman’s 2005 silent film every­one for­got exis­ted when they were fall­ing all over them­selves to talk about how amaz­ingly new THE ARTIST is. THE CALL OF CTHULHU was made for no money, but pays sin­cere homage to both silent films and Lovecraft, and is far more suc­cess­ful at doing both than I thought it would be.

  • bill says:

    My oth­er point being, I would­n’t hold my breath wait­ing for M.R. James or Arthur Machen or any oth­er dead hor­ror writer to influ­ence hor­ror cinema. Putting that kind of thing on screen is obvi­ously too much damn work.

  • c.t.h. says:

    Bill: The Call of Cthulhu is well worth watch­ing. I would also sub­mit the Spanish/American co-production Dagon as a worthy entry in Lovecraft cinema. Though called Dagon, it’s pretty much The Shadow Over Innsmouth relo­cated to a Spanish coastal town. Another Stuart Gordon, but not in a tone that would sug­gest to a view­er, say, a campy music­al adaptation.

  • laithtippler11 says:

    I guess Lovecraft’s influ­ence mainly shows in del Toro’s work (and cer­tain Stephen King-related joints). And, you’re right, CTHULHU is pretty awe­some. Definitely worth seek­ing out.
    I know you were being facetious, but I’d sug­gest that a lot of stor­ies by James/Machen/Blackwood/etc. would make for per­fect, spe­cial effects light, hor­ror films. Not neces­sar­ily gorehound-friendly, but def­in­itely atmo­spher­ic, disturbing-on-a-soul-level kind of stuff.

  • bill says:

    @CTH – Yeah, I’ve seen DAGON. I basic­ally like Gordon, but I still don’t feel much genu­ine Lovecraftian hor­ror com­ing from his Lovecraft films. Though I guess it’s true that DAGON comes closest.
    laith­tip­pler – “I know you were being facetious, but I’d sug­gest that a lot of stor­ies by James/Machen/Blackwood/etc. would make for per­fect, spe­cial effects light, hor­ror films.”
    I com­pletely agree, but who’s going to make them? Adam Green? Even Del Toro, with James Cameron back­ing him up, could­n’t get AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS off the ground. Granted, that would not have been spe­cial effects light, but if Cameron can­’t get the movie made, who can? I just don’t have much hope that a really good film based on or inspired by this kind of hor­ror fic­tion is com­ing around any time soon.

  • laithtippler11 says:

    DAGON’s fuck­ing hor­rible. About as good as THE DUNWICH HORROR (but without Dean Stockwell). All of the sor­did­ness of Lovecraft with none of the prim­al dread. THE MIST might be the closest Lovecraftian film I’ve seen recently.

  • laithtippler11 says:

    @bill – Adam Green’s FROZEN had poten­tial but ulti­mately kind of exhausted its good will. I feel like some enter­pris­ing upstart could make a name for him- (or her)self by adapt­ing (even loosely) one of those clas­sic stor­ies. It’d be nice for hor­ror cinema to actu­ally, you know, scare again rather than just lath­er on lay­er upon lay­er of shock.
    In that vein, I’d really hoped that Bryan Bertino’s THE STRANGERS would go for a less obvi­ous (and ludicrous) res­ol­u­tion. The first half of that thing is pretty perfect.

  • Partisan says:

    So, no love for ANGEL HEART, BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA, THE VANISHING, JACOB’S LADDER or THE OTHERS?

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Actually, I don’t think all that highly of “Heart” or “Ladder.” I have some affec­tion for FFC’s “Dracula” that has little to do with my opin­ion of it as either a movie or a hor­ror movie (hard to explain), and as for the oth­er two, not “no love,” but not enough love. If I’d had a hun­dred those two would def­in­itely have been on, as well as a truck­load more vin­tage Asian horror.

  • Partisan says:

    Oh wait, does­n’t JAWS count as a scary movie, if not exactly a hor­ror movie?

  • tommy says:

    No Alien? It should eas­ily be top 10.

  • Maximilian says:

    Kudos on the list Glenn. I would add Ferrara’s “The Addiction”, three stand­ard bear­ers of the new wave of French hor­ror (“Trouble Every Day”, “Inside”, “Martyrs”), my per­son­al favor­ite of all the J‑Horrors (“Pulse”), weird little no budget freak­outs like “Soft for Digging” and Nacho Cerda’s two short films “Genesis” and “Aftermath”, but then again, I would­n’t know what to remove from the list to include any of those.
    While I ima­gine it’s already been done as a com­edy sketch, I’m sur­prised that there has­n’t been a fake-fake found foot­age film yet. I can ima­gine the premise would get stale after around 10minutes, but set­ting a found foot­age film in a time before motion pic­tures or cam­er­as seems like a stu­pid idea that some stu­dio would get behind.

  • The Addiction seconded. I’m really really sur­prised no one has men­tioned The Night of the Hunter (maybe it was on the slideshow and I missed it?). Certainly my favor­ite hor­ror movie.

  • lazarus says:

    I was hop­ing to see Del Toro’s The Devil’s Backbone in place of Pan’s Labyrinth, which I also loved. But I find the former a lot scarier.
    And not that I expec­ted them to make this list, but Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness and In The Mouth Of Madness, while per­haps not on the level of Halloween or The Thing, are both damned invent­ive and well-shot hor­ror films.
    Come to think of it, it’s a shame this list con­tained some­thing like Scream when when you could have had anoth­er Carpenter, Argento, or Cronenberg title instead. Each of those guys have like five films that are bet­ter than any­thing Wes Craven has ever done (and I like the ori­gin­al Elm Street myself).

  • Bruce Reid says:

    laz­arus: “And not that I expec­ted them to make this list, but Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness and In The Mouth Of Madness, while per­haps not on the level of Halloween or The Thing, are both damned invent­ive and well-shot hor­ror films.”
    As well as the great Lovecraft films bill, c.t.h., and laithtippler11 over­look. Though I can see how their pas­tiche nature–and Carpenter’s own some­what com­ic sensibility–keep them back from the Lovecraftian dread ref­er­enced above.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    I actu­ally don’t dis­like “Scream” although I can­’t say I’m crazy about what it spawned. The film I would have pre­ferred to bump from the list in favor of some­thing clearly more worthy would have been “Friday The 13th,” which I thought lousy on any num­ber of levels. But when you’re try­ing to address the zeit­geist as well as artic­u­late your ostens­ibly expert pref­er­ences, cer­tain films become “musts,” and that would be one of them. To give you an idea of the range of the audi­ence MSN Movies is address­ing, I’m told that the gal­lery got some­thing like 20 mil­lion page views first day up. Any day I can pos­sibly get 20 mil­lion people inter­ested in Mario Bava and Jose Mojica Marins isn’t a bad one.

  • Thomas says:

    Tru dat.

  • lazarus says:

    Just to be clear, Glenn, I did­n’t mean to imply that the pres­ence of Scream (or Friday the 13th, which I’ve nev­er cared for either) was a lapse in taste on your part; I recog­nize the lim­it­a­tions of such a high-profile list, and the need to rep­res­ent the full range of like 90 years of hor­ror film and its vari­ous dir­ect­ors, coun­tries and trends.

  • Radon says:

    What makes a num­ber of these sug­ges­tions good are the films that cre­ate hor­ror out of what is barely seen or implied, or the films that cre­ate a stronger sense of hor­ror in the mind of the view­er over what is shown on cam­era. Most mod­ern Hollywood remakes have a philo­sophy that quick cuts and edits and shocks are scar­i­er than dread, slow build-ups, and what is just barely seen.
    Films I think that this list is miss­ing: some­thing by Fulci, either Zombi or House by the Cemetery; Kurosawa’s Pulse (AKA Kairo) and also Cure (which prac­tic­ally bathes in the style of not allow­ing the view­er to see what scary things are hap­pen­ing in the frame); The Innocents (pred­ates The Others, which isn’t too bad either); Torso by Sergio Martino, a crim­in­ally ignored giallo; and Alien. Splinter is a great little win­ner in the man-versus-his-own-body genre. And Miike’s “Imprint” from the Masters of Horror series scarred me for life, even more than Audition did.

  • Speaking of Lovecraft films, has any­one seen the 1987 movie “The Curse”, based on HPL’s “The Color Out of Space”? It scared the piss outta me as a kid—the shot with the rot­ting moth­er in the back­ground, sew­ing her own thumb!—and I see it finally came out on DVD, but I’m almost afraid to see if it’s *actu­ally* any good or not.

  • Great list but I would’ve opted for The Old Dark House and The Black Cat over some of the oth­er Universal titles you chose and I second Cure (my favor­ite Kiyoshi Kurosawa) as an egre­gious omission.

  • Tony Dayoub says:

    Dammit! I waited until the week­end to catch up with your list, and some foul-up at MSN won’t let me con­tin­ue past 38) THE BROOD.

  • jbryant says:

    Tony: I tried it the first day and could­n’t get past Pan’s Labyrinth, which is like 48 or something.