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  • Jaime says:

    I quite liked it, too, to my sur­prise – I’m not really a “Payne man,” as it were. Unless it’s John Payne. Here’s what I wrote for Slant:
    http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-descendants/5848

  • I liked it too. Caught the big press pre­view on the FOX lot last night. Payne was there along with George Clooney, Robert Forster, Beau Bridges and sev­er­al fo the kids.
    Beau Bridges is going into How To Succeed on Brodway play­ing oppos­ite Darren Criss of Glee super-fame.
    George was his usu­al devestat­ingly gor­geous self. He and Payne are the smae age.
    This is a well-observed, sen­stit­ive film about the way fam­il­ies in crisis deal with things. It’s not at all depress­ing, des­pite the fact that it’s about “end of life issues.”

  • Pete Segall says:

    I’ve said for a while that there’s no oth­er way to describe Payne’s seg­ment at the end of Paris, Je t’aime than “humane.” The line it toes between mawk­ish­ness and excess cri­ti­cism is very thin but Payne does it adroitly, grace­fully. I’m very glad to hear that The Descendants holds form.

  • MW says:

    Caught this at a press screen­ing in NY. I kept think­ing about a friend of mine who hated “Sideways” and how it made her so angry. I thought “The Descendants” could’ve been a response to her reac­tion, focus­ing on the people who were really hurt the most by oth­er people’s actions. Sort of the flip­side of “Sideways” (build­ing the story around the vic­tims instead of the vic­tim­izers, I guess – not sure I’m entirely com­fort­able using those terms).

  • Lurkerdodo says:

    In the wake of your Tweet-dismantling of @3xchair’s Jack & Jill rave, Glenn, I hope you could com­ment on Mr. White’s cap­sule review of THIS movie: http://cityarts.info/2011/11/14/now-playing-film-capsules-by-armond-white‑3/
    I’ll just say that there’s a half-and-half chance that he’ll acknow­ledge lik­ing Payne’s pre­vi­ous films in the full review.

  • Enver Erdogan says:

    This movie is the best pilot nev­er aired by ABC.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    TV movie”-as-laugh-line is the new “Six hour Russian movie”-as-laugh-line. Only not really all that new.

  • Bruce Reid says:

    Besides, that also ignores Mulholland Drive.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Excellent point.

  • Enver Erdogan says:

    I was­n’t try­ing to get a laugh, Glenn. I was stat­ing a fact. But you were, obvi­ously. And you’re very funny. Very clev­er. A little bitchy some of the time, though. You sound tense. You should pay someone to give you a hand­job. I have some num­bers if you need them.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Oh, don’t give me TOO much cred­it, EE; some­times the jokes just write themselves!

  • Enver Erdogan says:

    Maybe they should­n’t. Maybe you should write some of them. Maybe then they would be funny jokes as opposed to jokes that aren’t.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    OK, so I’m not funny and you did­n’t like “The Descendants.” I’d ask you what else you got, but I don’t know that you’d recog­nize the ques­tion as rhetorical.

  • Enver Erdogan says:

    You have no stam­ina, my man. Are you out of breath already?

  • Jaime says:

    Great con­ver­sa­tion!

  • jbryant says:

    Oh, so it’s a FACT that THE DESCENDANTS is an unaired ABC pilot? First I’ve heard of it.
    Enver, you scamp, I bet you were try­ing to get a laugh after all.

  • Enver Erdogan says:

    If it looks like a tele­vis­on show, and it sounds like a tele­vi­sion show, then it’s a tele­vi­sion show. Just because some­thing is watched in a movie theat­er does­n’t mean it does­n’t resemble some­thing else. Alexander Payne is a tele­vi­sion dir­ect­or. A mildly sub­vers­ive one, but a tele­vi­sion dir­ect­or non­ethe­less. His movies do not require you to see them to be seen on a big screen. His career, to me, only serves to high­light the obvi­ous eras­ure of bound­ar­ies between what is cine­mat­ic and is telemat­ic. I think that’s inter­est­ing. Sounds like most of you don’t. Too bad everything is a joke to you. That must be boring.

  • Steve says:

    Serge Daney said this 30 years ago. I think Godfrey Cheshire said it 20 years ago. You’re not say­ing any­thing dif­fer­ent or new.
    Also, why is “tele­vi­sion” or “telemat­ic” an insult in 2011? BREAKING BAD, MAD MEN & LOUIE (and no-longer-airing shows like THE SHIELD, THE WIRE & THE SOPRANOS) are bet­ter than the vast major­ity of American cinema. Hell, BREAKING BAD is more “cine­mat­ic” than the vast major­ity of American cinema.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    There’s also the mat­ter that, even by the stand­ards you cite, Steve, I myself don’t find “The Descendants” in the least bit “telemat­ic.” But I’m also neither pre­pared, nor inclined, to offer any­thing like a detailed rebut­tal to any com­menter who just comes strolling in and throw­ing down and expect­ing respect, if not, indeed, shock and awe, for the mere asser­tion that the film is “the best pilot nev­er aired by ABC,” hardee har har. As if this BREATHTAKING pro­nounce­ment, backed up by pre­cisely ZERO evid­ence, is sup­posed to make me take back my review, or whatever the fuck this guy expects it’s going to do. If he’s too lazy or too arrog­ant to put in a little bitty amount work to back up his “argu­ment,” then I owe him even less than what I did when we star­ted the exchange, which was PRECISELY NOTHING.

  • Asher says:

    In any event, I think I can live with a com­edy in 2011 not being espe­cially cine­mat­ic if it’s really, not to be lazy, humane and sens­it­ive and smart, which every­one seems to think this thing is.

  • jbryant says:

    So THE DESCENDANTS does­n’t even pos­sess the cine­mat­ic qual­it­ies of the cheapest poverty row pro­duc­tion of the pre-television era? Or have those films become ret­ro­act­ively “telemat­ic”? You’re not one of those people who thinks only epic-scale stor­ies “require” a big screen, are you?
    Re “the best pilot nev­er aired by ABC” – if it looks like a joke and it sounds like a joke, then it’s a joke. You can­’t open with a joke and then expect every­one else to get all serious.

  • jbryant says:

    Too late, but – sorry, Glenn, for feed­ing the troll.

  • Oliver_C says:

    I guess that must make ‘The King of Comedy’ and ‘Quiz Show’ pretty damn “telemat­ic” then, not only giv­en their sub­ject mat­ter but (by Scorsese and Redford’s own admis­sion) they were shot in a delib­er­ately restrained, simple ‘tele­visu­al’ style.

  • Asher says:

    I actu­ally ended up not lik­ing this film at all and find­ing it really tele­visu­al myself.

  • Frank McDevitt says:

    I guess it’s no sur­prise that Julie Klausner, friend of Natasha Vargas-Cooper, hated this film.

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    No sur­prise, and still I’m wary of mak­ing TOO dir­ect a caus­al link…