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I observe in my MSN Movies review of The Muppets that, indeed, nobody does­n’t like the Muppets. The new Jason-Segel-starring reviv­al of the char­ac­ters is a lot of fun, but I have to admit that I, like a cer­tain com­menter on a thread over at Jeffrey Wells’ site, I’m a little bemused at, and I quote the oth­er guy, “all these jaded, bearded fat­sos who usu­ally hate most things are sud­denly going all gooey and weak-kneed at the joy and won­der of the Muppets.” Yes, a lot of aspir­ing badasses or what have you have been tak­ing some minutes away from their efforts to prove that fat, drunk, and stu­pid IS a viable way to go through life the bet­ter to pub­licly touch their inner childs, and quite the spec­tacle it has been, too; even fun­ni­er than the vir­tu­al site of dozens of young Brooklyn gentri­fi­ers dis­tract­ing them­selves from agon­iz­ing over which private school they want to get their mop­pets rejec­ted from and instead agon­izin­gov­er the news of Kim and Thurston’s sep­ar­a­tion. A funny little world we live in, with our little cir­cum­scribed objects of rev­er­ence, and all. One quite enjoy­able side product of Muppet-love is an extremely inform­at­ive and enter­tain­ing art­icle by Sam Adams (who is not a jaded, bearded fatso, incid­ent­ally) about the odd roots of “Mahna-Mahna,” which appears, in of all places, the usually-hardly-informative-or-edifying Slate. 

Speaking of friend Wells, though, he may be the only dude in the uni­verse who com­plains about a fuck­ing four-day week­end, on account of “every­body stops cre­at­ing.” Jesus, my man’s a FREAK. Even as a freel­an­cer, I dig a four-day week­end the most, and I’m not EVEN gonna stop creating—I’ve got a lot of Blu-rays to look at if I even want to think about get­ting a Consumer Guide Holiday Edition pos­ted before the YEAR ends, AND I’ve got band prac­tice on Saturday; gotta whip the rhythm sec­tion in shape for a December record­ing date. But this blog is going to be highly inact­ive until Monday, so enjoy whatever you are intend­ing to enjoy, until then.

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  • Tom Russell says:

    I have met the excep­tion that proves the rule. There’s few exper­i­ences in my life that were quite as ter­rible as spend­ing hours listen­ing to a bit­ter and pos­sibly drunk Russian pup­pet­eer slag the mup­pets and “all they stand for”.

  • Jeff McMahon says:

    Wait, who are Kim and Thurston? Whuh?

  • Oliver_C says:

    Statler: Is that boy Wells an imbe­cile or what?!
    Waldorf: And the people who com­ment on his site make him look like Louis Delluc!
    Statler and Waldorf: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Joel says:

    Tom: It sounds like Sabbath’s Theater. Hilarious nov­el, with much rant­ing about the mup­pets and about the guy who con­trolled Big Bird.

  • lipranzer says:

    My only worry was this was going to turn into the Muppet equi­val­ent of SPACE JAM, which I hate with the force of a thou­sand suns; I’m glad it avoids that fate. I’m going to see it tomor­row before going to Thanksgiving dinner.

  • MW says:

    Growing up, I enjoyed the Muppets on “Sesame Street” (for the most part, dif­fer­ent puppets/characters, but still from the same shop, manned by the same people), and I think they still work great in that con­text, but I nev­er enjoyed them in the Muppet movies or re-broadcasts of “The Muppet Show.” Whenever I see those shows, I just see Henson & Co. indul­ging in the same, sup­per club shtick – did­n’t mat­ter where the sketches were set, at heart, the jokes were the same. And when I watch those early epis­odes of “SNL,” when they were actu­ally recur­ring char­ac­ters, their com­edy seems out-of-touch even then. But, I did­n’t grow up in the ’70s, so maybe I had to be there?

  • Dan Coyle says:

    Advantage: Oliver C.
    Also: LOOK. AT THAT PIG.

  • Mr. Milich says:

    The reas­on every­body is so nos­tal­gic for The Muppets right now is because they’re analog.

  • Partisan says:

    I sup­pose there would be a lot of cameos in THE MUPPETS. But I bet none of them refer to Fozzie Bear’s star­ring role in IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE, or Beeker’s cru­cial role in SATANTANGO.

  • Pinko Punko says:

    One of the extras on The Muppet Movie DVD is this “Muppets Screen Test”, and it cap­tures exactly why they are great.
    This is part 1.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHHfR7lJaMI
    Watch and the link to part 2 is on the sidebar.

  • Tom Russell says:

    MW– you say “sup­per club schtick” like it’s a bad thing.

  • lipranzer says:

    Sadly, after watch­ing THE MUPPETS today, I did­n’t like it quite as much as Glenn. Most of what Kermit and the gang did was pretty funny (though I wish there was more of the Swedish Chef), includ­ing the call­backs to the first movie (like Sweetums groan­ing, “Not again!” when he had to chase them again) and of course the final per­form­ance of “Rainbow Connection”, and I even liked the brief gag involving Wayne and Wanda. The Muppets don’t really break the fourth wall as well as oth­ers, but the gags were still pretty good. And Chris Cooper was a hoot as the vil­lain (though the rap was a bad idea). But Walter, the new Muppet, was annoy­ing, as was Jason Segal, Amy Adams was­n’t much bet­ter (though she did get some of the meta gags, which was nice), the celebrity cameos don’t really work (if you’re going to cast Emily Blunt as a DEVIL WEARS PRADA nod, then do some­thing with it), except for Jack Black and Neil Patrick Harris’ brief appear­ance, and most import­antly, most of the sen­ti­ment seems forced instead of the hon­est stuff of the ori­gin­al (except for Kermit). For all the crap MUPPETS FROM SPACE gets, it at least mixes humor and hon­est sen­ti­ment in the right doses.

  • manonthemoon748 says:

    SPACE JAM is a generation-defining mas­ter­piece. YOU WILL BOW, etc, etc.

  • Oliver_C says:

    How syco­phant­ic is ‘Space Jam’ towards Michael Jordan?
    If you went through the movie frame-by-frame and used state-of-the-art CGI to replace Jordan’s head with that of Kim Jong-Il, it would be indis­tin­guish­able ideo­lo­gic­ally from a North Korean pro­pa­ganda film; THAT’S how syco­phant­ic it is.

  • I work 8 days a week.

  • AeC says:

    The Slate piece met the site’s usu­al stand­ard for hardly-informative-or-edifying; the author could­n’t even get the Sesame Street and Ed Sullivan rendi­tions of the song straight, even though they’re quite spe­cific­ally delin­eated (with pic­tures) on the Muppet wiki that he him­self links.
    And yes, I am both facially hir­sute and mor­bidly rotund and nor­mally hate most everything this world has to offer.

  • MW says:

    @Tom, well, they wer­en’t exactly Henny Youngman. Statler and Waldorf were funny, but with the rest of the Muppets, I think they were a lot bet­ter with stranger material.
    FWIW, it always cracks me up when “Taxi Driver” ref­er­ences pop up on “Sesame Street.” http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Taxi_Driver

  • Bilge says:

    Having exper­i­enced THE MUPPET SHOW mostly in Turkish, and mostly at a very young age, I prob­ably missed most of the pop cul­tur­al ref­er­ences until much later, but it seems to me The Muppets hold a place in some people’s hearts a little bit the way some of the bet­ter sea­sons of THE SIMPSONS do. Of course, THE SIMPSONS isn’t for kids, and The Muppets were. But still, there’s a cer­tain mix­ture of inno­cence and know­ing­ness that comes into play with both. It’s a bal­ance thing, I suppose.
    I did enjoy THE MUPPETS (and gave it a good review) but I too was bemused by the almost hysteria-level anti­cip­a­tion at my packed mid­night screen­ing (I had to see it at mid­night because the assign­ment came late, after the press screen­ings were fin­ished). I did­n’t get the sense that these folks were hip­sters, though they were mostly in their late 20s and 30s.
    They were so excited for the movie, how­ever, that they star­ted boo­ing the trail­ers after a cer­tain point, and wound up boo­ing a trail­er for the new Miyazaki along the way. Admittedly, it was a pretty crappy trail­er, but still, a little piece of me died at that point, and I’d like to think that had there been some hip­sters in the audi­ence they would’ve at least had my back at that point. The enemy of my enemy is my friend and all that…