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"Cosmopolis" in real life

By August 14, 2012No Comments

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David Cronenberg and Robert Pattinson rang the open­ing bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morn­ing, a hap­pen­ing pretty much as funny as any­thing in the film Cosmopolis, which is in fact a very dark dead­pan com­edy and a form­al coup of sorts, itself. For more, there’s my review for MSN Movies.  

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  • Like all Cronenberg films this is excep­tion­ally well-made. But this time out too clev­er by half. While the source is Don Dilillo ths spir­it is J.G. Ballard. And while Cronenberg was super­lat­ive on that score in “Crash” he falls short here I feel. The aim is the erot­i­ciz­a­tion of viol­ence – a Donald Cammell spe­cialty. So much so that Cammell killed him­self pre­cisely the way Mick Jagger died in “Performance.” Cronenberg “chokes” at the film’s cli­max. Sure there’s a “jus­ti­fi­able reas­on” for this, but for me it does­n’t work.
    Also Vampire-boy can­’t act his way out of a paper bag.

  • lipranzer says:

    On the list of “Things I Never Thought Would Happen In My Lifetime”, David Cronenberg ringing the NYSE bell, I have to say, ranks pretty high up.

  • Petey says:

    On the list of “Things I Never Thought Would Happen In My Lifetime”, David Cronenberg ringing the NYSE bell, I have to say, ranks pretty high up.”
    Oh, c’mon. That’s got to just be Glenn mess­ing around with Photoshop.
    Otherwise, the whole Mayan cal­en­dar End Of The World thing must be real…

  • Oliver_C says:

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  • Sal C says:

    The film’s biggest fault lies squarely on DeLillo’s shoulders. Just as in the nov­el (and most of his nov­els), almost every char­ac­ter seems to be shar­ing one voice and one mind. They all sound exactly the same, like a per­son arguing with him­self. I’m not frus­trated by the lack of real­ism but the lack of variety.

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  • I like all David Cronenberg films are really good, thanks for share this great art­icles with us

  • Jason M. says:

    Saw Cosmopolis earli­er this sum­mer in Bangkok of all places (one char­ac­ter­’s exclam­a­tion about how beau­ti­ful a cur­rency the Thai Baht is seemed to go over well; the rest of the film most of the view­ers did­n’t seem to know quite what to do with). Took a few minutes to get into the groove of the strange, some­what stil­ted rhythm, but once I did, it plays really well. Like most of Cronenberg’s films, it’s really sharply and beau­ti­fully edited. Can’t wait to see it again soon.
    And thanks to the NYSE for sup­ply­ing my WTF moment for today.

  • BLH says:

    I saw the film dur­ing its Canadian pre­view run a couple months back. I sorta figured out right away that I was watch­ing an approx­im­a­tion of one of Mark Zuckerberg’s macho schiz­oid wet-dream fantas­ies, and by about the 30-minute mark I still was­n’t entirely sure I liked what I was see­ing. To say that I warmed up to it would be a vast under­state­ment. Hoo-boy. When I think back to the sequence of events that brings the film home in its second half – the club, the pie, the bas­ket­ball court, the barber shop, the gnarly hall­way – it just gets bet­ter and bet­ter. The last “act,” as it were, will likely go unchal­lenged as the scene of the year for me.
    It’s the sequel to eXistenZ I would have nev­er guessed I wanted.

  • Petey says:

    Petey…it’s real … Be afraid. Be very afraid.”
    Duly noted. Now, I’m try­ing to fig­ure out the best place to sur­vive the end of the space-time con­tinuüm. I think I’ve got it nar­rowed down to the three best spots:
    1) New Zealand
    2) North Korea
    3) Have myself shrunk down, put into a tiny sub­mar­ine, and injec­ted into the blood­stream of Gaspar Noé
    My under­stand­ing of General Relativity is some­what weak, so if any­one can help me pick which one of the three is my best bet, feel free to chime in.

  • Oliver_C says:

    As Donald Pleasence might’ve put it, let us know when you reach Gaspar Noé’s soul.
    (It may take some time.)

  • Petey says:

    let us know when you reach Gaspar Noé’s soul. (It may take some time.)”
    Gaspar is fun­da­ment­ally mis­un­der­stood. Greatly under­rated. Big soul.

  • Oh man, I loved SPIDER, I think it’s a mas­ter­piece, but I’m not sure I ever, ever want to see it again. Brrrrrrr!

  • bill says:

    I’ve seen SPIDER twice, and it was bet­ter the second time.

  • Petey says:

    Brrrrrrr!”
    It’s funny. It’s been sit­ting cached on my hard drive unwatched for a couple of years because I’m scared of it. That should be an advert­ise­ment for a Cronenberg pic, no? But what if it car­ries the Videodrome signal?
    (However, I do think I’ll take bill’s encour­age­ment and give it a try. Guy did win the inter­net for a day. And BTW, bill, I’ve been in com­mu­nic­a­tions with the folks at CERN, and they’ve fin­ished the labor­i­ous pro­cess of val­id­at­ing the selec­tion. You should be receiv­ing your com­mem­or­ative bronze plaque in the next few months.)

  • Jason M. says:

    Spider’s a total mas­ter­piece, and on some days, it’s my favor­ite of Cronenberg’s films. Beautiful and very sad. Give it a shot, Petey, you won’t regret it. I think. I saw it on film, so I’m pretty sure it did­n’t carry the Videodrome sig­nal then. Your mileage may vary.

  • bill says:

    I real­ize now that my off-hand com­ment earli­er did­n’t exactly express my enthu­si­asm for SPIDER. When I first saw it, it was not long after I’d read Patrick McGrath’s nov­el, which I liked very much, and while it seemed to me to be a pretty good film any­way, I was dis­ap­poin­ted that many of the very clearly Cronenbergian ele­ments had for some reas­on been left out by Cronenberg him­self. As I remem­ber, McGrath him­self was pretty sur­prised about that. Anyway, I’m not sure watch­ing a film adapt­a­tion so close to read­ing the book has ever really paid off for me, and watch­ing SPIDER again years later revealed to me that it’s pretty clearly a mas­ter­piece. Along with THE FLY, I’d say it’s eas­ily Cronenberg’s most heart­break­ing film.
    Excluding COSMOPOLIS from con­sid­er­a­tion, as I haven’t seen yet, I think SPIDER and A DANGEROUS METHOD are Cronenberg’s true latter-day mas­ter­pieces. A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE and EASTERN PROMISES are both excel­lent, but I don’t think either quite touch the strange power of those oth­er, nearly for­got­ten films.

  • Jason M. says:

    Bill, I read McGrath’s nov­el after I’d seen the film, and was also sur­prised at how many Cronenbergian ele­ments were present in the nov­el, so it was also a bit of a (ret­ro­act­ive) sur­prise that Cronenberg had left them out of the movie, though I’m glad he did so; I’m not sure the movie would have bene­fit­ted any from their inclu­sion. Or it would have been a some­what dif­fer­ent movie and not the one I love. Or it would be a dif­fer­ent movie that I love. Or somesuch.
    As far as Cronenbergian heart­break goes, noth­ing for me quite touches the near final-scene of Dead Ringers, with Beverly shuff­ling around, plaint­ively cry­ing out his brother­’s name. Though both The Fly and Spider come very close.

  • Petey says:

    Anyway, I’m not sure watch­ing a film adapt­a­tion so close to read­ing the book has ever really paid off for me”
    To some degree, that’s axio­mat­ic. It des­troys the movie as itself.
    OTOH, there some­times is an analytical/educational pleas­ure in see­ing just how the film­makers decide to handle the vari­ous unwieldy tasks.