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Friday reviews: 22 September 2023

By September 22, 2023No Comments

El Conde is on Netflix, Till is on Prime Video and It Lives Inside, PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie and Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken are in cinemas.

The Chilean dic­tat­or Augusto Pinochet took power fol­low­ing a CIA-endorsed coup in 1973, and ruled until intern­al and inter­na­tion­al pres­sure in the late-80s forced him to make con­ces­sions toward demo­cracy, even­tu­ally lead­ing to his downfall.

Writer-director Pablo Larraín has tra­versed this ter­rit­ory before, not­ably with NO, a film about the 1988 ref­er­en­dum that opened the way for change in Chile. Now he turns his for­mid­able skills towards Pinochet him­self, but not in a tra­di­tion­al bio­graphy. El Conde is some­thing much more interesting.

Imagine if Pinochet was not just an author­it­ari­an lead­er of a bru­tal mil­it­ary junta but also a 250-year-old French vam­pire, keep­ing him­self alive with hunt­ing trips into Santiago and refri­ger­ated human hearts.

El Conde is a won­der­fully weird blend of polit­ic­al satire and goth­ic hor­ror, nar­rated by Pinochet’s great friend Margaret Thatcher (Stella Gonet) and fea­tur­ing a sup­port­ing cast of grift­ers and enablers.

Edward Lachman’s black and white cine­ma­to­graphy is a stand-out and I really appre­ci­ated the chan­nel­ing of jus­ti­fi­able rage at the dam­age done to Chile by this awful human being into some­thing so sin­gu­lar. And funny.

In the sum­mer of 1955, 14-year-old Emmett Till took the train from Chicago to Mississippi to spend the hol­i­day with his cous­ins. The con­fid­ent and like­able young boy – not real­ising how ser­i­ously he needed to take his mother’s warn­ings – makes a friendly com­ment to a white woman shop­keep­er and as a res­ult is murdered and dumped in the Tallahatchie River.

Lynchings are not only hangings. The mon­strous kid­nap­ping, beat­ing and then close range exe­cu­tion of Emmett Till was a lynch­ing – a bru­tal reac­tion to the cam­paign for voter regis­tra­tion in the South and an expres­sion of pure hatred for black people.

Chinonwe Chukwu’s Till, the film, deals with the lynch­ing but spends more time with the after­math – who was left behind and what could be built from what remained. Danielle Deadwyler plays Mamie, Till’s moth­er, unwill­ingly brought in to the Civil Rights move­ment by a desire for justice for her son. The film stays pretty close to facts of the case and we can see that Mamie was a remark­able woman at a dan­ger­ous time.

There’s one scene, rel­at­ively early on, that didn’t work for me and I was con­cerned that the film was going off the rails, but Deadwyler and Chukwu haul it back and the rest is quiet, steady, seeth­ing rage at the mon­strous injustice.

It Lives Inside and Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken are sur­pris­ingly sim­il­ar in lots of ways. Both are faith­ful genre pic­tures with a fresh con­text, both are set in high schools and about teen­age girls keep­ing secrets about their bod­ies, both are also about the con­test between the safety of assim­il­at­ing into a dom­in­ant cul­ture and the even­tu­al power of lean­ing into your own.

In Bishal Dutta’s It Lives Inside, Megan Suri plays Indian migrant high school­er Sam, try­ing to be as American as pos­sible while her par­ents demand her attend­ance at import­ant Hindu fest­ivals and com­munity events.

Her former best friend Tamira (Mohana Krishnan) has gone full goth with the black clothes, sunken eyes and a glass jar full of some­thing mys­ter­i­ous and dark as a con­stant com­pan­ion. When the jar is acci­dent­ally smashed an ancient Hindu demon known as a Pisach escapes and starts ter­ror­ising Sam and her friends.

Not as gory as many recent films of this ilk, there are the usu­al jump scares but also a lack of the nas­ti­ness that often infects mod­ern hor­ror. It’s not gratuitous.

The Dreamworks anim­a­tion, Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken, may be the most mis­guided big budget fam­ily film of recent years.

As the title sug­gests, Ruby (Lana Condor) is a nerdy math-lete teen­ager try­ing to nav­ig­ate high school with over-protective par­ents who refuse to let her attend Prom. This is because Prom is on a boat in the har­bour and Ruby is not allowed on the ocean – des­pite liv­ing in pic­tur­esque Oceanside – because if she gets wet she will reveal to the world that she is, in fact, a kraken. This will involve her grow­ing to 50 metres high, sprout­ing extra limbs and tentacles and glow­ing bright purple.

In this film, krakens aren’t the dan­ger­ous under­sea mon­sters we have been led to believe – they are defend­ers of the ocean and it is the mer­maids we have to look out for.

There is some nice stuff going on but the whole premise requires so much effort to sus­tain that I’m exhausted just think­ing about it.

PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie is my first expos­ure to this highly prof­it­able Canadian fran­chise and my first thought is that Gerry Anderson and the Thunderbirds should be suing their asses off. It’s basic­ally International Rescue with pup­pies instead of clean cut all-American boys.

Mad sci­ent­ist” (Taraji P. Henson) attracts a met­eor to Adventure City which des­troys the patrol’s HQ but the crys­tals inside give the dog­gos super powers.

The 60-second ad for a $250 plastic PAW Patrol air­craft car­ri­er before the film starts gives you an idea of why this film even exists.


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El Conde is stream­ing on Netflix, fol­low­ing buzz at the Venice and Telluride film festivals.

Till is stream­ing on Prime Video, fol­low­ing buzz from the New York and London film festivals.

It Lives Inside, Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken and PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie are all in cinemas.


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