Arthur Christmas (Smith/Cook, 2011)

As this is the last “Something to watch tonight” newsletter for 2023 – I’m taking a break in between the stat holidays – I thought I’d better remind you of our family’s Christmas Eve movie ritual.
For nearly eleven years, we have gathered to laugh ourselves silly over what I realise now is basically Succession on ice – will Malcolm Claus (Jim Broadbent) finally hand over the reins to “Techno Tommy” Steve (Hugh Laurie) or will the unlikely Arthur (James McAvoy) make a better case.
Back in 2011, I reviewed it for the Capital Times and predicted that it would become a Christmas Day ritual rather than a Christmas Eve one but otherwise I was spot on:
I believe that it should be illegal to even mention the word Christmas in any month other than December. Yup, illegal. No one should be allowed to even breathe it, let alone have parades, display mince pies in supermarkets or throw staff parties. If, as a once-great nation, we can restrict firework sales to three days before Guy Fawkes I’m sure we can manage to pull our collective yuletide-obsessed heads in for a few weeks and focus all that attention on only one month a year.
At least that’s what I thought until last Friday. That was when I saw the new picture from England’s Aardman Animation, Arthur Christmas. I was prepared, based on my aforementioned bah-humbuggery – and some unprepossessing trailers – to be scornful and yet I was won over. Won over to the extent that I might as well be wrapped in tinsel with a fairy on top. Arthur Christmas made me believe in Christmas a week before I was ready.
This film is digital 3D rather than the stop-motion clay models that made Aardman famous, but the invention, wit, pace, structure and commitment to theme are all securely in place, brought to life by an awesome UK voice cast (Jim Broadbent and Bill Nighy both do outstanding work) and some brilliantly clever visuals.
Arthur (James McAvoy) is the pimply younger son of Santa (Broadbent), kept well out of the way of the military-style international present distribution operation overseen by big bro Steve (Hugh Laurie) from their North Pole fortress. The job of Santa is handed down from father to son and it’s looking like this Santa is ready for retirement but when Steve’s system breaks down and one wee girl looks like missing out on her present Arthur and Grandsanta (Nighy) bring the reindeer and sleigh out of mothballs and go to the rescue.
Against all expectation, I adored Arthur Christmas and I can see it becoming a bit of a tradition at my place. We’ll listen to the Queen’s Speech on the old cat’s whisker (or the internet or whatever) and then power up the big screen for a grand Christmas laugh and cry. Ho ho ho, rest you, merry and all that.
Also reviewed in that November 2011 column were Gerard Smyth’s harrowing documentary about the Christchurch earthquake, When a City Falls; oddball Auckland thriller set in a retirement home, Rest for the Wicked; Henry Cavill and Luke Evans as heroes from Greek mythology in Immortals (“… soon to be the opposite of immortal”) and Richard Ayoade’s debut feature film Submarine.
Where to find Arthur Christmas
Aotearoa: Digital rental from Apple, Neon or Microsoft
Australia: Streaming on Binge or Stan
USA: Streaming on Prime Video, Max or TNT
UK: Streaming on SkyNow
Further listening
I hosted the last edition of At the Movies for 2023 on RNZ National last night: Wonka, Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget and Kelly Reichardt’s brilliant Showing Up. It is playing again at 1.30 on Christmas Eve afternoon and 12.30am on Christmas Morning. Or you can stream it here.