The Running Man, Now You See Me: Now You Don’t and Spinal Tap II: The End Continues are in cinemas.
Last weekend was evidently the weekend that movies decided they were going to try and entertain us. Three high profile releases — two sequels and one remake — with nothing more on their mind than taking our minds off the state of the world.
But wait, I hear you cry. Isn’t The Running Man a dystopian satire of modern society and our collapse into becoming mindless consumers of titilating but irrelevant reality TV? Doesn’t it purport to be a pungent critique of the capitalism’s seemingly inevitable consolidation of monopoly rule, dehumanisation of the masses and oligarchic excess?
Well, no. Maybe in 1987 (when the first big screen adaptation came out) or 1982 (when Richard Bachman/Stephen King’s novel was published) this might have been seen as some kind of warning but in 2025 Edgar Wright’s new version contains so little insight, has so little to say, that its purpose is simply to be as nostalgic for the 80s as the Spinal Tap movie is.
Glen Powell is Ben Richards, a worker without a job. Blacklisted from all the enterprises owned by “The Network” due to his attempts at organising his colleagues into a union, he is unable provide for his family and is further humiliated by the fact that his wife (Jayme Lawson) is a hostess at a gentlemen’s club and that it is her tips that pay for the medicine their two-year-old needs.
Intending to audition for a minor — although just as demeaning — game show for a few New Dollars, Richards’ talent for insubordination catches the eye of executive producer Josh Brolin and he is instead forced to become a contestant in the Network’s flagship show, The Running Man. Three contestants have thirty days to survive being hunted by a group of trained killers while the public at large — desperate for blood and reward money — attempt to spot them and dob them in.1
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Richards’ bloody mindedness sees him survive the first week and even make some unlikely allies, but as he gets closer to the 30-day victory line he becomes aware that the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked and the house always wins. Or does it?
Wright was famous for his light touch when he was working with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost on the Cornetto Trilogy but without them his eye for material isn’t so sure. The Running Man is full of easter egg references to King characters and stories, as well as other 80s action movies and I suspect that if half as much effort had gone in to the rest of the script than we might have had a film that moved us a little bit.
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Also not helping is Powell, an empty shell of an actor now inflated thanks to his efforts at the gym.2 I find his charms to be so indefinable as to be practically non-existent and The Running Man gets me no closer.
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (some are calling it Now You Three Me which would have been much funnier) is the return of a franchise that has been successfully dormant since 2016 — a group of stage illusionists are enlisted by a shadowy figure to create a gag that will publicly reverse some kind of great injustice.3
My problems with the first two were mostly philosophical: when the magic of cinema can make you believe anything, why should we believe what these purported prestidigitators are showing us. My belief simply refuses to be suspended. I love stage magic — my review of the superb HBO special, Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, proves this — but there’s nothing that happens in these Now You See Me Films that makes me think these actors are actually doing the tricks.
I must be getting soft in my old age, though, as I didn’t hate the new one quite as much as the previous two, perhaps because the villain is a South African diamond mogul and is played by Rosamund Pike in “boo hiss!” pantomime villain style.
Talking of old age, that’s the very minor subtext of Spinal Tap II: The End Continues, in which the band that were famously considered old relics in 1984 return for one final contractually obligated performance. Eighty-two year old Harry Shearer as bass player Derek Smalls looks as if he would prefer to have made the whole film sitting down but they do eventually make it to the stage and perform creditably until the inevitable final disaster.
Before that we get what looks like an elderly Spinal Tap tribute act, rehearsing the old songs — and playing them beautifully, it must be said — repeating the old jokes and rehashing old disputes.
Unlike the other two films this week, Spinal Tap II actually achieves its very modest ambitions and I enjoyed myself a lot.
There was a comedic version of this premise on Prime Video last year — John Cena and Awkwafina were being hunted by greedy citizens in Jackpot!
He gets to show this new body off for no apparent reason other than he has achieved it.
From my review of the first film: “Sure enough, the puzzle is more important than the characters as a group of street illusionists (Jesse Eisenberg is the master of misdirection, Woody Harrelson the ‘mentalist’, Isla Fisher is an escapologist and Dave Franco, a spoon-bender) are brought together by a mysterious and anonymous benefactor who bankrolls a big-time stage show for them so that they can Robin Hood the banks and insurance companies who ripped us all off during the Global Financial Crisis and Hurricane Katrina.
So far, so zeitgeisty. None of it makes a lick of sense (except perhaps mathematically) and director Louis Leterrier’s constantly spinning camera served only to make this viewer nauseous.”