ArgumentationSome Came Running by Glenn Kenny

Block that metaphor!

By May 5, 2009January 12th, 2026One Comment

I under­stand that every­body’s allowed their own inter­pret­a­tion of, like, stuff, but I have to admit I’m a little bemused by some of the review­ers who seem to believe that my cast­ing as a rather unsa­vory inter­net escort review­er in Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience con­sti­tutes some kind of smack­down of the entire film cri­ti­cism rack­et. “Is that what you really think of us, Steven?” asks Scott Collura at IGN. Kirk Honeycutt says my cast­ing con­sti­tutes “a clear shot at the crit­ic­al pro­fes­sion.” And there’s more.

Like I said, every­one’s entitled to their opin­ion, but I think Mr. Soderbergh him­self is on to some­thing when he calls such read­ings “a little nar­ciss­ist­ic.” (There’s also the fact that, like, whaddya think I am, stu­pid? You think I would have par­ti­cip­ated in this pro­ject if I thought it was Soderbergh’s elab­or­ate pay­back for my pan­ning The Good German?) Now it’s true that many of the cast mem­bers of the film have roles therein which cor­res­pond to what they do in real life. Trainer, journ­al­ist, and so on. Now it’s also true that there are really guys who review escorts on the inter­net. Now con­sider, for a moment, the reac­tion you might get, were you to dig up one of these guys, and ask him to play a par­tic­u­larly vil­lain­ous ver­sion of him­self in an some­what major motion picture.

I bring this up largely because of a real-life case that I was dir­ec­ted to by New York magazine writer Vanessa Grigoriadis, which you can read about here. Given that GFE was shot last October, I almost feel like I have to pat myself, Steven, and screen­writers Brian Koppelman and David Levien on the back a little bit. It appears we cre­ated a por­tray­al that was not only accur­ate, but some­what pres­ci­ent as well. 

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  • Joe says:

    Just got back from see­ing “The Girlfriend Experience,” Glenn, a rare indie film that I actu­ally enjoyed and want to see again. Re the “cri­ti­cism” leveled at you and Mr. Soderbergh, I per­son­ally find it flat­ter­ing. Was Steven mak­ing some kind of less-than-subtle com­ment on the cri­ti­cism pro­fes­sion? Perhaps. But so what! It’s invent­ive and play­ful and you are abso­lutely mar­velous in the role – one of the film’s high­points, in fact (espe­cially your deli­cious voi­ceover late in the film). I’ve no idea if you have any act­ing train­ing, Glenn, or if you impro­vised, but you sure know how to read dia­logue. All that time sit­ting in the dark was­n’t wasted.
    And re that cri­ti­cism again, per­haps you can empath­ize with what Peter Bogdanovich went through in the ’70s when he dared to switch from cri­ti­cism to film­mak­ing. The crit­ics embraced him at first but, ulti­mately, it was­n’t a pretty sight. Simple envy, my good man. Anyway, con­grat­u­la­tions. Well done.

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