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Can digital video make you ill?, OR, Datapanik in the Year '08

By July 7, 2008January 12th, 20268 Comments

What with all the online con­tro­versy about the new Blu Ray disc of Franklin J. Schaffner’s Patton, I was finally motiv­ated to check out the thing myself the oth­er night. Got up to the inter­mis­sion point, almost. It was, to my eye, pretty much the scrubbed-clean digit­al night­mare described by film res­tor­a­tion maven Robert A. Harris in his 6/23/08 column over at The Digital Bits; ser­i­ously, any­one who believes that this thing faith­fully repro­duces the clar­ity and detail of a 70MM film image needs quite a bit more than an eye test. 

But hey, that’s just my opin­ion, right? I would like to state, how­ever, an abso­lute fact, which is that at one point in the film the image naus­eated me. Literally. As in, gave me an exper­i­ence of I dunno what—vertigo, perhaps—that made me feel sick to my stomach. 

The shot is in the scene between Patton’s slap­ping of a shell-shocked sol­dier and his beat­ing British General Montgomery to Messina. It’s a brief ren­dez­vous between Patton (George C. Scott) and Omar Bradley (Karl Malden). The open­ing shot of the scene fol­lows Patton’s jeep as it goes up an incline, turns left, climbs anoth­er incline and then makes a right into a plaza. The cam­era appears to be on a crane fol­low­ing. The shot goes from 1:27:57 to 1:28:21. Here’s a sec­tion from it:
Patton_vertigo_2

Now at this point in the shot the cam­era is still mov­ing to the right, fol­low­ing the jeep (which here has just straightened out) along. But the cam­era and the jeep are not mov­ing at the same speed. And to make it worse, in this high-definition digit­al video ren­der­ing, the white build­ings behind the plaza seemed to be mov­ing as well—also at a dif­fer­ent speed than the cam­era and the jeep. I’ve looked at the shot sev­er­al times and the effect on me is always the same—a moment of dizzy­ness fol­lowed by queasiness. 

I know why this is happening—the pic­ture has been trans­lated into data, and lost its solid­ity. But if any­one read­ing has a more detailed tech­nic­al explan­a­tion, please chime in in the com­ments. In the mean­time, I won­der if Fox would con­sider put­ting a “May Induce Nausea” warn­ing stick­er on the disc, the way Ken Jacobs and theat­er pro­du­cers have to put up warn­ings about the use of strob­ing effects…

8 Comments

  • Liz says:

    Ah, the dark side of hi-def. I find stor­ies like this really inter­est­ing, because more is not always better.

  • Grizzlebot says:

    What is this ‘more’ you refer to?

  • Bill C says:

    I think you thor­oughly mis­un­der­stood the thrust of Glenn’s post, Liz: this is not about “more,” this is about “less”–about the format not being used to its poten­tial, dumbed-down for gamers and home-theatre-in-a-box types. I would recom­mend read­ing the link provided, even if Robert Harris writes in an annoy­ing Haiku-style (or at least has been edited to read that way).

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    Not to try to speak for Liz, but the claims made by the High-Definition format give rise to some semant­ic con­fu­sion. Blu-Ray does prom­ise “more,” and in the “Patton” case it cer­tainly does deliv­er “more”—in terms of bright­ness, col­or, and a par­tic­u­lar brand of vivid­ness. It deliv­ers that “more” how­ever, by SUBTRACTING the film grain—and the import­ant pic­ture detail actu­ally con­tained in that grain. All this is indeed con­veyed in Harris’ piece.

  • John Svatek says:

    Hey, this is all pretty abstract without know­ing who’s been giv­ing the pos­it­ive reviews and without visu­al evid­ence (at least I can­’t tell from your frame, Glenn).
    1. Does any­one have some links (or hints) as to who these “eye candy folks” (as RAH refers to them) are?
    2. Are there any screen cap­tures that can show this? Not to impugn RAH, the man is clearly a res­tor­a­tion ace, but his art­icle is pretty cryptic (I assume not to offend unnamed powers-that-be in the stu­di­os), and, you know, I’d like to see for myself what the image looks like.
    3. Wait–I just checked at DVDBeaver (http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews37/patton_blu-ray.htm), and Leonard Norwitz (at least it was­n’t Gary) rates it highly!?! Does this mean I can no longer trust the Beav? Say it ain’t so!

  • Glenn Kenny says:

    No, obvi­ously the frame’s not gonna tell you anything—it’s the motion with­in the shot that cre­ated the effect I describe. I was hop­ing someone else who’d seen the Blu-Ray would chime in; hope­fully that’ll happen.
    I don’t know if it’s a mat­ter of trust, but from what I can tell Norwitz seems a lot more par­tial to very showy Blu-Rays than Gary does. That dreaded sub­jectiv­ity again.
    Here’s anoth­er very pos­it­ive review of the disc:
    http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/1341/patton.html
    It can­’t be emphas­ized too much that a lot of this depends on the mon­it­or one watches the disc on. As RAH points out in his piece, watch­ing the Blu-Ray disc on two dif­fer­ent mon­it­ors felt like watch­ing two dif­fer­ent discs. The phe­nomen­on I describe in my post, from a view­ing on a 50-inch plasma, might not have occured while view­ing a 40-inch or smal­ler screen.
    O brave new world, that has such issues in it!

  • Bill C says:

    I think Liz’s com­ment is a semant­ic puzzle­box, but “touché” any­way. HiDef talk sure does make me cranky, I think because it’s like GROUNDHOG DAY for someone who was an early adop­ter of LaserDisc, DVD, and now Blu-ray.
    Apropos John’s com­ment, I notice one prom­in­ent next-gen review web­site that praised the PATTON trans­fer up down and side­ways went off­line roughly around the time Harris pos­ted his art­icle. Surely a coin­cid­ence, but not­able just the same. I myself irre­spons­ibly endorsed it in an unre­lated review hav­ing only sampled the open­ing speech; it really is a weirdass trans­fer, but 65mm is still innately crisper and less grainy than 35mm, and I don’t think the dif­fer­ence if/when Fox gets around to remas­ter­ing it is going to be night and day.

  • Liz says:

    In my defense, I was tired.
    Glenn basic­ally nailed what I was try­ing to say. I guess there’s no single qual­ity of hi-def that can be prop­erly described as “more,” but meta­phor­ic­ally the say­ing still works. Blu-Ray expects us to believe that it is bet­ter simply because it’s clean­er and crisper, but this is not always true, par­tic­u­larly with older films. I’ve heard Dawn of the Dead looks terrible.
    Bill, I agree that this is about the format being used badly, but I think your use of the phrase “semant­ic puzzle­box” is, in itself, a semant­ic puzzle­box. Whoa. Dude.
    Anyway, I did­n’t mean to spur so much dis­cus­sion of the mean­ing of my silly little com­ment. Carry on.

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