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Tuesday new releases: 7 October 2025

By October 7, 2025March 24th, 2026No Comments

It’s all about the men this week in our new releases selec­tion — two vari­ations on tox­ic mas­culin­ity in the world of pro­fes­sion­al sport and two ver­sions of good men doing their best in dif­fi­cult circumstances.

Dwayne Johnson is an under­es­tim­ated ser­i­ous act­or but I’m not sure that going full indie in The Smashing Machine is going to bring him the accol­ades that he is after. He plays pion­eer­ing MMA fight­er Mark Kerr who trans­ferred from wrest­ling — an ama­teur sport — to UFC and its vari­ants in the late nineties and found him­self trapped in a maze of paink­illing drug abuse and busi­ness exploit­a­tion, a story told in a 2002 doc­u­ment­ary of the same name.

Johnson under­goes a remark­able trans­form­a­tion — unre­cog­nis­able until the char­ac­ter shaves his head in Act III — but I found myself won­der­ing how it was that the pros­thet­ic facial adorn­ments and the makeup cov­er­ing Johnson’s body tat­toos man­aged to stay on through take after take of heavy duty ring exer­cise. And if I’m won­der­ing that dur­ing the film, I’m not that engaged with the story.

The Smashing Machine treats Mixed Martial Arts and Ultimate Fighting as a legit­im­ate sport which is a pos­i­tion I don’t agree with. I can’t watch it, don’t care about it, and feel like it’s basic­ally a glam­our­ised ver­sion of that show where vag­rants were encour­aged to fight each oth­er for real­ity tele­vi­sion dol­lars. Having said that, the ring viol­ence is shot by writer and dir­ect­or Benny Safdie (Uncut Gems and oth­ers with his broth­er Josh) with a sens­it­iv­ity to a main­stream audi­ence. You hear more of the impacts than you see, or he shoots from a com­fort­able distance.

Emily Blunt plays the thank­lessly cliché’d role of the love of Kerr’s life, Dawn Staples, and between her and Johnson they paint a por­trait of a young couple who really have no busi­ness being togeth­er and so it proves. To be hon­est, if I wanted to see pugilism-adjacent people shout­ing inar­tic­u­lately at each oth­er across a kit­chen, I’d be watch­ing Raging Bull1.

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As the lights went up at the end of the movie, I said to my com­pan­ion, “What was the point of all of that?” Kerr isn’t a par­tic­u­larly import­ant or influ­en­tial per­son, his story isn’t inher­ently more dra­mat­ic than almost any­one else you’d bump into in the street, and while his arc has a nice “learn to be happy in your own skin” res­ol­u­tion to it, I’m not con­vinced that’s enough.

There’s a say­ing in sport that you should always “leave everything on the field” mean­ing if you aren’t crawl­ing off the pitch at the end, you haven’t tried hard enough. Director and co-writer of American Football hor­ror Him, Justin Tipping, has taken that on board and thrown lit­er­ally everything he has at the screen, to largely bewil­der­ing but not unin­ter­est­ing effect.

Almost everything about the film is heavy-handed, from the name of the fran­chise at the centre of the story — the San Antonio Saviors — to the term GOAT, from the Greatest Of All Time to ancient Satanic symbol.

Tyriq Withers (I Know What You Did Last Summer) is Cam, a young ath­lete in the run­ning to inher­it the mantle of star quar­ter­back for the Saviors, cur­rently occu­pied by Isaiah White (Damon Wayans). Unable to take part in the fam­ous league draft due to a head injury, Cam is invited to White’s remote com­pound for one-on-one train­ing which involves much men­tal and phys­ic­al abuse and the kind of styl­ised chapter head­ing typo­graphy Emerald Fennell favoured in Saltburn.

I was intrigued by the extreme pro­duc­tion design of Him, but not much else. Wayans does a nice turn in vil­lainy though. He leaves everything on the pitch.

The Teacher Who Promised the Sea is a Spanish drama that won the audi­ence choice prize in the Catalan film awards, the Gaudís, in 2023. Laia Costa plays Ariadna, a young moth­er who gets an unex­pec­ted call from a team of research­ers who have unearthed a Civil War-era mass grave and they believe that there might some­thing to do with her age­ing grandfather.

The con­tent below was ori­gin­ally paywalled.

As Ariadna gets more involved in this story, we go back in time to 1935 and the Catalan vil­lage where her grand­fath­er grew up and meet the ideal­ist­ic young school­teach­er who has taken over the loc­al school. His mod­ern and unortho­dox ways quickly win over the chil­dren but are frowned upon by the con­ser­vat­ive author­it­ies as well as by Franco’s Falangist (Fascist) bully boys.

As we bounce back and forth between the eras, the con­nec­tions between the two stor­ies emerge and we are reminded that the tragedy of author­it­ari­an­ism con­tin­ues to echo through gen­er­a­tions, even when no one wants to talk about it.

I felt like the 1935 era mater­i­al was a bit too shiny — I wanted more grit to the look and feel of it — but the kids per­form well and Enric Auquer as Antonio, the teach­er, is terrific.

Finally today, a sur­prise coun­ter­point to the wave of dis­mal Saturday night stream­ing movies we have exper­i­enced recently. Paul Greengrass (Bloody Sunday, future F&S recom­mend­a­tion News of the World) is the dir­ect­or of The Lost Bus, an elec­tric dis­aster movie about the 2018 “Camp” fire, one of California’s dead­li­est and most destructive.

Matthew McConaughey plays Kevin, back home in small town Paradise after a series of per­son­al dis­ap­point­ments. He’s back home with his mom (played by McConaughey’s actu­al mom, Kay) and driv­ing a school bus for a liv­ing. When a wild­fire is lit­er­ally sparked by power lines, he volun­teers to pick up a group of school kids and their teach­er (America Ferrara) and drive them out of harm’s way.

The fire moves faster and fur­ther than any­one could pre­dict or respond to and the scenes of the pro­fes­sion­al fire­fight­ers and their des­per­ate com­mand­ers who are run­ning out of options are as grip­ping as the FX-heavy scenes of the fire itself.

The Lost Bus (I wish the title was more inter­est­ing but that’s almost my only cri­ti­cism) is a ton­ic in these troubled times. Ferrara as Mary, the teach­er, demon­strates the extraordin­ary amount of care and pro­fes­sion­al­ism that teach­ers sum­mon in a crisis and — like The Teacher Who Promised the Sea — we also have anoth­er group of gif­ted child act­ors who we pour our hopes and fears into.

The script is good, and the points it makes about cor­por­ate neg­lect and mal­feas­ance put­ting us all at risk are per­tin­ent, but films like this belong to their dir­ect­ors and Greengrass hits it out of the park2.

1

There’s more to come on Raging Bull in future news­let­ters so stay tuned.

2

If you want any more sport­ing clichés, you know who to call.

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