Saltburn, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes and Five Nights at Freddy’s are in cinemas, The Killer is on Netflix

I saw two films in cinemas yesterday and only one of them was a serious film – and it’s probably not the one you are thinking of.
First, a thought or two about aspect ratios. I named this newsletter Funerals & Snakes after a comment by veteran Fritz Lang in Godard’s Contempt where he said that widescreen cinema was “only good for funerals and snakes”. It’s a good gag but he’s wrong.
Widescreen cinema does open up the world, opens up landscapes, opens up relationships between people. I used to love it when the masking at the cinema would click into action and go wider because you were going to see something truly epic. It’s as if the movie was going to throw its arms around you.
Now epic movies have become taller – think of IMAX framing as opposed to CinemaScope – and I’m not sure it has the same psychological impact. If any.
Emerald Fennell’s new film Saltburn, the follow-up to her surprise hit Promising Young Woman from 2021, is presented in the 1.33:1 ratio – the proportions of old televisions and of a standard 35mm film frame – and its purpose is to show the characters as hemmed in, constrained, imprisoned. It’s a constipated aspect ratio but like so many aspects of Fennell’s films, it’s too obvious and at the same time too clever by half.
The film is set in 2006, before ubiquitous pocket computers arrived and ruined everything, especially storytelling.
Barry Keoghan plays Oliver Quick, a scholarship boy at Oxford who falls in with the rich kids and, when they discover his under-privileged past, is invited to spend the summer at the country house that gives the film its title.
Oliver is a bit of a mystery, rotating from guileless working class rube to Orton-level sexual manipulator and he does appear to be working some kind of angle among this houseful of unworldly toffs.
The central relationship is between Oliver and the impossibly handsome eldest child of the Catton family, Felix, played by Australian actor (and soon-to-be Elvis for Sofia Coppola) Jacob Elordi. His parents are Richard E. Grant and Rosamund Pike and there’s some humour to be mined from their absent minded distant relationship with the real world.
In fact there’s not much wrong with the performances or the beautiful cinematography in what is something of an advance for Fennell as a director.
It’s her script that’s so frustrating, betrayed by that same dedication to the gotcha ending, so happy to sacrifice good sense, thematic weight and convincing characters in the belief that audience satisfaction comes from leaving the theatre shaking our heads saying “I did not see that coming.”
The gifted Keoghan carries the film for as long as he can, until it sells him out along with everyone else, but for most of it he really does feel like he’s the only live action actor in a cartoon.
Saltburn is hollow. It made me angry and not in a good way.

The high operatic stylings of the Hunger Games franchise are back with The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, a prequel to the four-film trilogy that ended in 2015. Presumably, enough fans were desperate to know how devious Donald Sutherland became President Snow that Suzanne Collins wrote a bestseller and the director of the last three, Francis Lawrence, is back to steer the movie version.
Like the original films, it pays not to cogitate too deeply on the logic behind any of it, but the ongoing themes of cruelty as entertainment, entertainment as distraction, distraction as a tool wielded by the powerful to subdue the masses, are, if anything, stronger in this one.
Because we are dealing with the early years of the Games, there is still some disquiet in the leadership about the morality of them, before they become baked in to the fascist Panem constitution.
Young Snow (Tom Blyth) is a student at the academy, groomed for power but living in secret poverty since the death of his father, the famed General Crassus. The Games are failing in their mission and there is talk of shutting them down. In one last attempt to win back audiences, the academy students are tasked with mentoring the young tributes who will Battle Royale themselves to the finish in the arena.
As luck would have it, Snow is partnered with the ‘songbird’ Lucy Gray from District 12, a feisty folk-singer with a kind of Romany background, played by West Side Story’s stand-out star Rachel Zegler.
Seeing the early development of the ideas behind the Hunger Games, as opposed to their high-tech eventuality, hits pretty hard when our real world screens are full of destruction – of concrete, and flesh, and dreams. This is what happens when we stop seeing whole categories of people as human.
The long third act is not as successful as the first two, partly because the narrative impetus dries up and the plot holes become potholes, but also because the necessity of making Snow a credible future dictator seems to fly in the face of the storytellers’ instincts about the character.

There are two new films in cinemas that I couldn’t get to this week. The documentary about Ennio Morricone doesn’t have a Wellington presentation at the moment and Ti West’s new slasher Thanksgiving didn’t fit into yesterday’s schedule because the Hunger Games was nearly three hours long!
But I have caught up with the surprise hit Five Nights at Freddy’s which has cracked $1.5m at the kiwi box office after only three weeks.
The Blumhouse studio specialise in this sort of high concept low budget horror and Freddy’s is both – based on a video game so there’s a degree of pre-existing IP to coattail on, but also the stars are the relatively inexpensive Josh Hutcherson and the seen-too-rarely Mary Stuart Masterson.
Hutcherson is the deadbeat caregiver for his young sister and, when his aunt (Masterson) threatens to win custody, he is forced to take a night security gig at an abandoned pizza parlour that once specialised in animatronic entertainment. A bit like Disney’s Country Bears but a hundred times more creepy.
In a confusing shift away from where you think the horror will come from, it turns out that Hutcherson is a deadbeat because he has been having dreams that provide a clue to the abduction of his other, older sibling, several years earlier and he needs to keep reentering those dreams to solve the mystery.
There was altogether too much plot in this film for me to keep track of but it did appear as if it all got wrapped up in the end. Not super-scary either, just an R13, so it’s a decent entry-level Blumhouse for some of the younger folk out there.

David Fincher’s The Killer has completed its very limited run in cinemas and dropped on Netflix, where it belongs. Earlier this week, before I saw this film, I wrote about Fincher as an auteur for RNZ and I can confirm that The Killer is very much a Fincher film.
Michael Fassbender plays a hitman. If you believe his inner narrator, he’s a very good one and like so many of these characters who believe they are some kind of samurai (they have a code, etc.) he has a very high opinion of himself. But he’s a character in a David Fincher film which means that high opinion of himself isn’t always backed up by the objective facts on the screen.
Dryly amusing, expertly made, suitably globetrotting, casually violent, The Killer is much more entertaining than I was expecting. The lyrics at every Smiths needledrop are always perfect.
In a recent interview, Fincher has said that he’s not much interested in making important films (if he ever was) but The Killer has a layer or two that elevates it above the usual films in this genre. Perhaps Fincher is too modest, perhaps it’s misdirection, but there’s always more to his films than meets the eye.
Further reading
I’m still on this mission to watch or re-watch all of the top 50 films in the BFI/Sight & Sound greatest films of all time and this week we get to equal 41st place – Kurosawa’s Rashomon from 1950.
