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Something to watch tonight: Wednesday 26 March

By March 26, 2025No Comments

Monsieur Spade (Frank, 2023)

Clive Owen as retired detective Sam Spade in the miniseries Monsieur Spade.

I haven’t been able to veri­fy this story so please treat it as an unre­li­able anec­dote but it’s a good one nonetheless.

The great British act­ing knight Ralph Richardson had once trained as a draughts­man and every time he got a new script he would take it to his study and bring out rulers and col­oured pen­cils to mark it up, care­fully under­lin­ing his dia­logue and stage dir­ec­tions, etc.

On cer­tain pages he would write “N.A.R.” in the corner and under­line it.

When asked by a young col­league what N.A.R. stood for, Sir Ralph replied, “my dear boy, No Acting Required!” If all he was being asked to do was walk down a cor­ridor, open a door and then step through it, no act­ing was required and he would pre­serve his ener­gies for oth­er, more import­ant, scenes.

I thought of that story while I was watch­ing the early epis­odes of the series Monsieur Spade, which stars Clive Owen as retired detect­ive, Sam Spade (a role made fam­ous by Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Falcon).

Owen spends a lot of his time walk­ing across court­yards and around town squares, up flights of stairs and then down them again, get­ting in and out of cars, that sort of thing, and I ima­gine him decid­ing to pace him­self through a show where he’s in almost every scene. He’s always been a min­im­al­ist sort of act­or – I’ve not always been a fan – but this approach turns out to be per­fect for a char­ac­ter who goes through life play­ing his cards very close to his chest.

It’s the early 60s and the former hard­boiled San Francisco private eye is now liv­ing a quiet life on a vine­yard in south­ern France. He arrived to deliv­er a small child to the safety of the loc­al con­vent, fell in love and nev­er left.

The exquis­ite loc­al vil­lage is perched high above a deep gorge which provides the show with its main meta­phor. Everyone in Bozouls seems to be har­bour­ing some secret or other:

  • The towns­folk, includ­ing Chief of Police Michaud (Denis Ménochet), remem­ber how they dealt with Nazi col­lab­or­at­ors at the end of World War II;

  • Traumatised vet­er­an of the war in Algeria, Jean-Pierre (Stanley Weber), believes that Spade has cheated him out of his right­ful inher­it­ance of the vineyard;

  • Jean-Pierre’s wife, sing­er and nightclub own­er Peggy (Louise Bourgoin), was once the pro­tegé of an abus­ive music pro­du­cer in Paris;

  • There’s some­thing a little off about the dotty English moth­er and son (Rebecca Root and Matthew Beard) who have moved into the cot­tage next door to the vineyard;

  • And not all of the nuns in the con­vent may have actu­ally taken any vows.

In fact, no one is quite as they seem and – when the nuns are shock­ingly murdered in some kind of ritu­al­ist­ic fash­ion at the end of epis­ode one – the webs get increas­ingly tangled.

Against his will and judge­ment, Spade is dragged into the case. The young girl he was sent to pro­tect (Cara Bossom) has turned into a wil­ful teen­ager as well as being a wit­ness to the murders. Somewhere in the shad­ows, her psy­cho­path­ic mil­it­ary assas­sin fath­er (Jonathan Zaccaï) is pulling strings.

Co-created and dir­ec­ted by Scott Frank (The Queen’s Gambit), Monsieur Spade is only six epis­odes – the per­fect length – and struc­tured to sat­is­fy. A cliff­hanger at the end of each epis­ode, a flash­back at the begin­ning, and plenty of twists, turns and double-crossing in-between.

The pro­duc­tion design is excep­tion­al. Every room is full of vin­tage nick­nacks to provide lived-in details, espe­cially gramo­phones and radi­os which are giv­en lov­ing close-ups to go with the French pop of the era on the soundtrack.

And the cars, my word, the cars. So many beau­ti­ful vin­tage European auto­mo­biles, includ­ing a stun­ning 1930s auber­gine Rolls-Royce which is anoth­er thing that Spade inher­ited along with the big house and the swim­ming pool.

Does this Spade live up to Dashiel Hammett’s ori­gin­al vis­ion? Owen cer­tainly looks like he’s been in a scrap or two and has a wise­crack for every occa­sion, even if he doesn’t have the energy to always main­tain the accent. It’s a sum­mer noir – Owen’s col­lar is always open as a con­ces­sion to the heat – but occa­sion­ally we see that he has the rain­coat and fam­ous fedora still in his ward­robe, like Batman’s cape.


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Where to watch Monsieur Spade

The con­tent below was ori­gin­ally paywalled.

Aotearoa: Streaming on SkyGo (requires a qual­i­fy­ing Sky NZ subscription)

Australia: Not cur­rently available

Canada: Streaming on AMC+ or Prime Video

Ireland: Not cur­rently available

India: Not cur­rently available

USA: Streaming on Netflix, Prime Video or AMC+

UK: Not cur­rently available