“The water, it was‑a very cold,” He said. “Fellini, he shoots again and again. Finally, the time for the close shot of my fingers reaching to touch‑a her cheek. I am always smoking, smoking, smoking. My fingers, the nicotine!”
He held them up to illustrate.
“Anita’s skin is alabaster white. Fellini, he looks‑a my fingers against her skin, and shouts, Marcello! When‑a you gonna learn the right way to wipe‑a your ass?”
Made me laugh anyway.