Overheard at the Embassy during Voyage of the Dawn Treader:
Grumpy Film Reviewer: Do you mind turning off your phone?
Annoying Patron: It isn’t on.
GFR: Yes, it is. You’re using it!
AP: The sound is off.
GFR: But I can see you using it!
AP: No, you can’t. Get a life. [Puts phone away, doesn’t come out again]
I’m sorry to say this, but some people really don’t deserve cinemas.