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A A Gill goes to Tasmania

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A A Gill goes to Tasmania (from The Times):

No creature has grown so snugly into its name as the wom­bat, and they have this remark­able poo. It’s square. Wombats lay organ­ic dice – they have spe­cial bones in their back­sides for squeez­ing and shap­ing and sli­cing. The reas­on for the cubic turd is that wom­bats like to mark their ter­rit­ory neatly, and they lay their per­son­al Lego as high as pos­sible on logs and rocks so that it doesn’t get lost in the grass, and they’ve made it square so that it won’t roll off. Nanny nature thinks of abso­lutely everything.

When I learn to write prop­erly I want to write like A A Gill.

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On the day before Black Sheep is released in New Zealand, surely there can be no more per­fect news than this:

By inject­ing human cells into the fetus of a sheep, sci­ent­ists have cre­ated a sheep that’s 15% human. To the chag­rin of human-animal hybrid fans, the sheep does not have human fea­tures. (via Boing Boing)

Johnny Marr joins Might Mouse ...

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Every band has been there: you’ve just had a hit album – then your Johnny Marr-esque gui­tar­ist quits. Meet the group that came up with a crazy solution …

On the fourth or fifth day, when all six of us were play­ing, we saw some home­less people hanging out­side Isaac’s house,” he says. “It occurred to me that I had no idea where this music was com­ing from but I could see them dan­cing in the dark. The exper­i­ence was like a short cir­cuit to my feet.

Somebody who may or may not be Craig McMillan blogging from what may or may not be the Caribbean

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Somebody who may or may not be Craig McMillan blog­ging from what may or may not be the Caribbean:

I brought it up with the team this morn­ing over Weet-Bix. The lads agreed that we’ve got a job to do as ambas­sad­ors as well. There was such a pos­it­ive buzz about the idea of donat­ing some of our prac­tice bats, and Baz McCullum has pledged one of his iPods. When Flem was read­ing to us the oth­er night, the one that stuck in my mind was ‘Happiness is a way of travel, not a destination’.

Monday Morning Box Office from Defamer

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Monday Morning Box Office from Defamer:

1. 300–$70.025 mil­lion
A what-the-fuck run at the box office fea­tur­ing a $44 mil­lion open­ing for Nic Cage art film Ghost Rider and $38 mil­lion for critic-proof John Travolta leather-daddy road-trip pic­ture Wild Hogs just got what-the-fuckier with 300 set­ting the record for the best-ever March debut. Even the pres­id­ent of Warner Bros. dis­tri­bu­tion dared to dream of a $35-$40 mil­lion first week­end, under­es­tim­at­ing the pub­lic’s appet­ite for epic, CGI-enhanced Greek bond­age flicks (sweaty six-packs really pop with com­puter high­light­ing) by about half.